RPGTopia E-war

[raptor titanus3]

"Techiniquely Kingpin (makes a deep breath before continuing) He was once the king but pasted it up......... DON'T BAN ME,"

[Giratina93]

*Revives, the indestructible Fountain of youth still there.*

No. I just want to become the fighting ruler of this E-war!

*Fires Harpoon gun at KP, dragging him toward me...*

[Pyronychus]

*Sy snickers at Norbert's comment. Aspen turns her yellow gaze on him for the first time and I glance at the cat, unable to tell whether she thinks of the frog as a friend or a potential meal...*

*Switch takes a couple of quick steps back, lowering herself slightly to swing her silver arm down to block the closest saber, then turning sideways and swinging her tail down on Grievous' back, the angle wrong for a blade hit, but its weight making the tail a fairly decent club...*

[dinoman666]

*Grievous stumbles forward from the blow, coughing for a moment, before angrily spinning around, lashing out with all four sabers repeatedly, trying overwhelm Switchblade's defense*

[The Kingpin]

actually RT, Kingpin is my actual nickname....i have a reputation as a bowler...


*grabs harpoon and yanks it out, snapping it and letting Gira drag it towards him, wound closing up*

if you wanted me to come to you, you could've asked...however...

*raises a hand, beam coming down and engulfing me and Gira, teleporting us both to an empty desert iiddle of nowhere*

i'd rather keep the temptation of drowning you in the fountain of youth, out of the equasion....now...choose your form...




meanwhile...


Norbert: HEY SWITCH! Kick 'em in the knee! his leg'll probably fall off! oh an....*stares at cat, eyes widening* (O)_(O)' BACK DEMON! STAY BACK! *starts brandishing stick at Aspen*

[Giratina93]

...MUAAHAHA!

*Transforms into a massive Ankylosaurus, then bashes club into ground, resulting in a dull thud.*

Not even Crusher can defeat me now!

[The Kingpin]

bad choice...

*walks forward, cracking joints and loosening up*


this won't last long....

[Giratina93]

(Last post for tonight.)

*Bellows in rage, then crouches low, protecting limbs and undersides from any possible attack...*

[Pyronychus]

*Sy snorts at the mental images. Aspen looks mildly surprised and intrigued. Jumps down from my shoulder, still watching Norbert, keeping some distance from the stick-wielding amphibian and beginning to smile slightly.*

Hmm... Feisty...

*Eyes the cat suspiciously as she takes a small step forward, continuing to smile mischievously, tail twitching.*

Aspen...

What?

*Switch starts backing up, trying to keep track of each saber and wondering whether she will actually have to put her backup plan into action. Her eyes narrow and flash red as two lower power laser beams shoot slightly to one side of the cyborg, as her tail snaps to the other side in a mock attack and one gauntlet fires an ion pulse aimed at his chest, the Lili trying to confuse her enemy without letting down her own guard...*

[TyrannoTitan]

*Anky crashes down on RT from above, smearing him across the ground*

Anky: <.< >.>

*Is observing the bloody skid-mark that is RT from atop the Search Icon*

Nasty...

[Mini-Shot]

*A cobra near Gira and Kingpin raises its head and looks at the two. One of its eyes extends like a telescope, revealing it to be a cleverly disguised camera.*
A Crobra soldier sees the video feed and rushes to Cobra Commander.
Cobra Soldier:*raises arm and says " Hail Cobra Commander"* Sir, we have intruders. They seem to be the users: Giratina93 and The Kingpin. What should we do?
Cobra Commander: Send Johnny up there to tell them to go away. If that doesn't work, launch the snake-shaped missile at them.
CSoldier: Ill go tell Johnny right away.*rushes off to go get Johnny*

A Cobra Soldier with a big J painted on the helmet gets lifted through the sand by a platform. He uses a megaphone to yell at KP and Gira"Can you please move, you are endangering our plans to take over RPGTopia/The World. Mini-erm...Cobra Commander wants you to go away immediatly and if you this I will get promoted! So can you move?"

[dinoman666]

*Grievous uses his multitude of sabers to block and parry the various attacks aimed at him, before kicking out with one foot, sending Switchblade flying back into the shield behind her* How predictable... Another mock attack, Switchblade? Really?

[raptor titanus3]

*Revive*

"I am ANKY PROOF AHAHAHAHAHAHA"

*decides battling TT won't happen until much later in the day so stares at stupid cobra underling and squeeses his head until it's helmet and brains are like a watermelon after Gunnery Sargent R. Lee Ermy is done using them for target practice*

"Who sent this baby man to die?"

[Giratina93]

*Stares at the Cobra soldier, then laughs head off as a herd of Seismosaurs trample the soldier to his death, then refocuses on the Kingpin, waiting for him to make the first move...*

[The Kingpin]

*walks towards crushed soldier and pulls him onto his feet*



tell your Commander i want to talk to him...as soon as i finish dealing with this....idiot...


*turns back to Gira, air distorting around my left hand*

are you ready to die, Gira?




Meanwhile...



Norbert: (O)_(O).....*pulls out green slingshot* i have a slingshot and i'm not afraid to use it! STAY BACK!

[Pyronychus]

*Switch hisses irritably, slowly standing, blood still dripping from the gash on her flank. Eyes darken to the same shade of red as the blood trail on the ground and in a flash of anger, her fist slams into the shield.*

*Hisses icily* Fine, no more mock attacks, no more stalling, no more holding back. Is that more to your liking, General? In fact, if you want, I could show you how I can use up every ounce of my power to make a nice big explosion that would almost certainly destroy us both...

*Aspen takes a step back, looking genuinely surprised.*

Feisty and... well armed.

Yeah, that's why it isn't a good idea to attack him. He's not your average frog.

So I see. Okay, I'll be good. *adds under her breath* for now...

*Steps back a bit farther and sits down, glancing into the arena, but still keeping an eye on the frog to see if he'll let his guard down.*

[Mini-Shot]

*Johnny looked up at his savior(KP) with stars in his eyes.* He then said,in his crackling voice,"Gee wizz! Thank you for saving me! I almost thought I died two times there! Ill go tell Cobra Commander now. Good-Bye!"*Johnny walk onto the platform he came out on and gets lowered into base, while a metal platform covers the hole he came out/in from*
(Ill shorten Johnnys explaination because it would be too long to put here and its exagerated and involves random things)
Johnny:And Kingpin saved me from the dinosaurs and ninjas! You should team up with him, Cobra Commander!
Cobra Commander: Ill think about that Johnny, but for now you are promoted from Initiate to Messenger. As Messenger you are invulnerable,but you can't fight. Go get your new uniform.*Johnny leaves in excitement* RT and Gira can be a threat but Gira is fighting KP and Ill deal with RT personaly. We'll wait after Gira's fight if we can.*Cobra Commander walks into a pod, which launches him through the sand. He then jumps out and uses a parachute and falls safely infront of RT*
You wanna die today, FattyMcFatFat?

[raptor titanus3]

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you are an idiot"

*Grabs hold of your neck*

"I've got the brains," (says my head as it forms rebside the heavys)

"And I've got the Brawn," (says the heavy)

*squeeses until CRACK then throws at my pet raptor Starclaw*

"Nothing personal I would rather learn about your ways," says Starclaw as he tears your head from your shoulders

[Mini-Shot]

Cobra Commander takes his glove off his arm to show a predator wrist comp on his arm. The wrist-comp shows the numbers 10 (translated), however,due to my low explovises skill, it explodes early, the numbers changing to F**k before the explosion while Cobra Commander is giving the middle finger. The explosion vaporizes Starclaw and Raptor Titanus.

[dinoman666]

I'd rather prefer a nice, straight fight, but if you are certain you cannot win, I guess I can't change your mind. *Grievous straightens, letting his sabers hang to the side*