RPGTopia E-war

[TyrannoTitan]

Random NPCs are fine. Just not armies...or large numbers of NPCs as a whole.

Like for example, the Peons.

Peon: What we doing?

....Harvesting -_-

*Peon goes back to work*

[Giratina93]

*Struggles back onto feet, several teeth broken.*

Owww.... That'll hurt for a while....

*Heads off to nearby shack, then rummages through the multitude of diffrent rays in there before I come out with my favorite Growth Ray in hand...*

[The Kingpin]

*Executioner floats out of the ground, staring at TT in confusion*


What're you doing?! I'm on your side!


*snaps fingers, Executioner dissipating*

i wanted to wreck the place some more....D:<

*walks off in random direction wearing swimming trunks, a Hawaiian shirt with three swords strapped to my right side*


Norbert: (O)_(O) *licks eyes randomly, hopping out of Bunker* wow...E-War's so quiet....FINALLY! all the armies are gone! wait a minute....where's the Citadel?



meanwhile....

*Citadel, now underground, operates constantly, unmanned, remaining as an invisible protector for the site, while the ground over it bursts with flowers, bushes, plants, and eventually even trees, a massive, beautiful forest forming where the Citadel once stood, a jutting lump of rock beginning to spout water, forming a river and waterfall*

[Iceking]

*Walks out of the bunker and sees that the E-war looks the way it did before all the armies showed up. Walks away from the shelter, intent on killing random people.*

[raptor titanus3]

*Pops out of the ground I had secertly burrowed into for hiding and looks around*

"Where the F*$# am I?"

*Jumps out with old equipment and procedes to find another hiding place*

[Giratina93]

*Is now walking on the ground above the Citadel,Growth Ray in hand, not realizing that it's there...*

Ahhh.. last day of my summer vacation... the flowers are beautiful, the waterfall's lovely, and the local Megatherium is tearing down the trees...

*Watches as the Megatherium pushes over a tree, me not realizing that one of my NPC's have to go...*

Meanwhile

*Kamek and his 3 magikoopas suddenly vaporize into thin air, now goen from the site, freeing myself with 3 more NPC slots......*

[raptor titanus3]

*Spots gira and no scopes him with my Baratte .50*

"Hi Gira, nice grove isn't it?"

*Walks off prepared for retribution*

[Iceking]

*After walking on for a bit, spots a large group of random people. Approaches them, mentally contacting Ravage at the same time.* Come here to me, Ravage. It's time that I've let you kill some of these "insects". *In TF E-war, Ravage transforms into his cybertronian missle mode, then begins to fly towards my location. I suddenly run towards the group of random people, unsheathing sword as I near them.*

[Giratina93]

*Turns toward the voic eand sees that it's RT.*

Why, it is a pretty grove of trees... Uh oh!

*Leaps uot of the way as a tree falls onto RT, the Megatherium that pushed it over walknig away...*

[raptor titanus3]

*Tree hits me squarly on the head and it splits in half*

"Did something poke me?"

*Turns around and sees a dead megatherium currently suspended off the ground and on fire*

"Thought not,"

*Gira suddenly explodes for no apparent reason*

[Iceking]

*Leaps forward and swings sword on it's side, the blade cutting into the neck of the nearest random guy, but not seeming to cause any damage at first. The head then slowly falls off and the rest of the body falls to the ground in a head. Other random people scream in fright, then turn and begin to run away from me. Runs after them, sensing Ravage approaching. A few minutes later, the decepticon flies in low and changes back into his normal mode, landing on the ground and following me in chasing the random group, firing a shot from one of the guns on his gun turret into the head of another person, killing him instantly.*

[Giratina93]

*Revives, watching as the Megatherium heads off into ARPG, pushing uot the local megafauna there and being an invincible juggernaut...*

[Iceking]

*Ravage easily gains on the person he is targeting and pounces on him, pinning him to the ground.* Ravage:Foolish insect! Did you think you could out run me? *Ravage bites down with his metallic teeth and twists the persons neck to the right, breaking it eaisly before targetting another person and starting to chase him! I throw my sword forward, using my telekinesis to keep it from falling and let it slice another person in half before summoning it back to my hand.*

[The Kingpin]

*massive Boeing 747-400 Jumbo Jet flies right into Megatherium in ARPG, splattering it all over Africa, as the one over the Citadel randomly turns to solid gold*

*Norbert crawls up it's side, sitting down on it's head, licking his eyes randomly and staring around*

Norbert: (O)_(O) OMG I CAN SEE FOREVER!

[Giratina93]

O_____O well, he carried ou this threat all right...

*Leaps into hammoch, resting up for the night...*

[The Kingpin]

i made sure to make it a priority before i fell off face of the earth again...



*continues walking along, entering a massive jungle*


.....where am i?...

[Giratina93]

*Wakes up, then leaps out of hammoch, now reading a Christian Biology book.*

Man, the first day of school, and I already have homework?

[The Kingpin]

some people here [Paavelsbro for example] had homework even during the summer holiday...



*randomly walks past a sleeping gorilla*


......wher the heck am i? where's Starbucks? O_o



*Norbert climbs into baseball ball-launcher*

[Giratina93]

*Yawns, then climbs up into nearby tree, watching the peaceful site from afar.*

so tired...

[C S]

* Dorsal and tail fin breaks the surface of the water followed by the very top of my head, eyes still below the water, giving me perfect view of the surface and the depths*

Doo doo....doo doo...doodoo DA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA