RPGTopia E-war

[Pyronychus]

*Aspen, Sy and I walk out of the bunker, Switch not seeming to want to move for the time being until she can think of a better place to haunt. Stops suddenly and snaps fingers.*

I can't believe I forgot! I hope it didn't get damaged...

*Turns halfway around and makes a grabbing motion in the air, turning back and opening my hand, the Comanche fading into view in front of us. Walks to its side, surveying for damage.*

Looks okay. Good thing it didn't fall into a volcano or something...

*Sy trots up front and pulls open the rear door, peering in.*

[dinoman666]

*Points at Comanche, confused* What the hell is that?

[Giratina93]

Ahhh.... so peaceful and quiet... WHA?

*Watches as Meta-Ridley swoops down from the sky, the dragon landing infront of me, hissing uot a message.*

Wait, General Scales is back from his hunting trip in India? YES!

[Pyronychus]

*Grins faintly.* My new chopper. I used to have a Cobra that I got from RoTD, but it had a run in with... something bad and was totaled, so KP provided a replacement.

*Aspen pads over to Sy and leaps up on her back, trying not to get her paws caught in between the raptor's ribs, and climbs up her neck to look in.*

Excuse me... Do I look like a step ladder?

*Aspen smirks.*

Maybe just a little...

*Jumps off her head into the rear seat.*

*Sy growls quietly.*

Hey, watch it. Don't hit anything...

[The Kingpin]

*thunk*


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

*something green whizzes past Sy and smacks into the side panel of the inside of the Comanche, plopping down in the front seat*


*Norbert: (O)_(O) wow....that was fun...can i do it again?! *looks at Sy excitedly for a moment, face suddenly distorting with a look of horror in realisation of who was in front of him*

GAH! DON'T EAT ME!

[C S]

*Leaps out of the water, slamming into IK like a missle (better than saying "IM BUILT LIKE AN F-16!" like in that damned disgrace of a shark week) and sending him to the ground, my three ton body slamming down onto him after*

[Pyronychus]

*Sy takes on a look of confusion.*

Huh? What are y... Aspen!

*The calico hops up on the rear instrument panel, crouching and carefully slinking to the back of the front seat, grinning down at Norbert.*

Ooo, froggy's back!

You're supposed to be good, remember?

I said I'd be good for a while... I think it's been long enough... Think fast!

*A paw darts out, claws retracted, aiming to bat the frog in the side of the head.*

[Iceking]

*Grunts from being landed on, then uses telekinesis to lift CS off of me and throw him back a few feet. Gets up and assumes the form of a saltwater crocodile, waiting for CS to make his move. Ravage backs away from both of us, then sits down and watches with interest.*

[C S]

*Forces myself at IK, fins digging into the ground as I snap my jaws at him, eyes rolling back and top jaw sliding about, flashing the 6 incgh serated teeth menacingly*

Nom! Nom nom!

[Iceking]

*Snarls menacingly at CS, tail whipping from side to side in anticipation. Lunges forward in a mock lunge, then waits to see CS's next move.*

[C S]

*tail whips about, sending dirt at IK's face, blinding him for a moment while I lunge to his side, finding a direct approach too risky*

[Iceking]

*Snarls angrily from the dust, but uses sense of hearing to track CS and swings tail forward, striking CS hard enough to daze him for a momment.*

[C S]

Higgamajigga! *shakes head, mouth agape, top gum locked onto my lower jaw still. regains my composure and cloeses my mouth as I wriggle at IK's side, jaws snapping open again as I land a bite onto IK's tough hide, teeth barely being sharp enough to peirce*

[Iceking]

*Ignores the bite and tail whips CS close enough to his right eye to make him let go. Turns to face CS, then lunges forward and bites down onto CS's right side.*

[C S]

Ow OW OW DAMMIT

*Trashes about before biting down on IK's neck and then tail whipping him, stunning him while I position myself away from his jaws..*

[Giratina93]

*Me and Meta-Ridley suddenly appear high up on a tree branch, watching CS and IK fight.*

want some popcorn?

*Meta-Ridley shakes his head, then spots Pyro and co. off in the distance, a plan beginning to form in the Space Dragon's mind...*

[Iceking]

*Hisses from the bite and tail whip, but swings on tail again and stuns CS before positioning self so that jaws face CS and lunges forward, clamping down on CS's snout.* *Ravage, having heard Gira's voice, turns, easily spotting him and Ridley in the tree.* Ravage:Do you not have any homework to distract you from having one of your characters battle me?

[C S]

OW OW OW JESUS UNCLE UNLCE

*is writhing from the pain of getting bit on my most sensitive body part*

[Iceking]

*Maintains grip on CS's snout for a few more seconds, then lets go. Backs away far enough so that CS can't bite down on me with a single lunge, tail at the ready.*

[C S]

*shakes head, trying to push away the pain, thurougly enraged*

Now you asked for it D:<

*Body compresses and then releases in a spring like motion, sending me at IK, bowling over him like bulldozer, landing several yards away from him, dazed, while IK tumbles about the land*