RPGTopia E-war

[Iceking]

*Looks at Groudon for a momment, then loses interest, expecting it to get killed off once KP takes the time to post in the E-war. Continues looking around, Ravage scanning the area for more terror birds.*

[Giratina93]

*Groudon lumbers into ISS, a Terror Bird falling from the sky onto IK's head, flattennig him.*

Raptoris: I kid you not, Tiffany is comnig here tommorow.

Oh boy, this won't end well...

Bowser: Well atleast I'M not afraid of Tiffany, like a certain someone...

Hey! She towers over me, and can kill me with ease! I have every right ot be scared of her.

*Everyone around me falls over laughing, even Ridley covers his mouth, trying to prevent the constant stream of snorts and giggles from comnig out.*

[Iceking]

*Leaps out of the way of the falling bird, having spotted the shadow. Swings sword upward and hacks off the creature's head.* Surley something else beyond these birds will decide to attack me by Gira's next post.

[C S]

*Launches out of the water, wriggling on land for a few seconds before transforming back to my human form, getting to my feet to see Noble Airy tapping keys on a computer terminal jutting from the ground*

....What the hell..

*Airy's head pricks up then he turns to me*
Airy: Whats the deal with this?
Me:...I dont know...hence the "What the hell"
Airy: I think some idiot sper villain put this here!
Me:..You mean Bowser's doing sh*t again?
Airy: We wont know until we break into the terminal...
Me: How long have you been trying?
Airy: Couple hours now
Me: how far have you gotten?
Airy: nowhere, how do you make computer-words?!
Me:......
Airy: I am a velociraptor, technology isnt my thing D:<

[Giratina93]

*Ground beneath IK opens up as a Graboid bites onto his leg, the massive worm dragging IK back into the ground...*

*Everyone begins to stop laughing as I begin to speak again.*

Oh well, atleast I have the weekend to look to...

General Scales: Gira, Tiffany's only going to be here for a short while, then she'll head back off to whence she came.

I guess your right... So what to do now?

[Iceking]

*Stabs Graboid in the head, killing it before it can clamp down onto my leg. Ravage climbs up a nearby tree to avoid being ambushed by anything that might emerge from the ground while I wait for some other creature to attack, muscles in my legs tense.*

[Giratina93]

Bowser: We could launch the newly repaired UDS...

Alright then, let's do that...

*Everyone rushes to their stations as the Ultimate Deathsaur erupts from the ground next to IK, it's swinging tail swats Ravage and IK off into the distance.*

[Iceking]

*Ravage and I leap up, me swinging my blade down as the tail of the dinosaur like robot nears. Blade cuts through the armor easily and reduces it to half of it's original length.*

[Giratina93]

*The UDS turns around, roaring in rage, the turrets on it's back blasting at IK and Ravage, tearing them apart with numerous rounds...*

[Iceking]

*Ravage leaps to the side of the shots while I leap forward and climb up the UDS's right leg and onto it's back. Runs up to the head and stabs down, destroying all of the innerworkings that let the robot fuction. Leaps off of the motionless machine and smircks in satisfaction, expecting Raptoris and Trinity to try and kill Ravage and I next.*

[C S]

Aircrest: Oh screw this.. *golden electricity flows into the terminal, sparks jumping from the machine*
Me:...why?
Aircrest: It was pissing me off...

*A purple fortex forms, which consumes the terminal, swirling in the vortex is white binary code*

Me: Holy crap, your power to travel through time and space has created a portal into cyber space!

Aircrest: And a way for us to find out who put it here!

*Airy jumps into the portal*

Me:...yes, thats the first thing I'd do, jump into the strange vortex that could lead to some..disturbing places.....f*ck it *Jumps in after him*

[Giratina93]

*Watches on the big screen as IK defeats the UDS.*

.... that didn't go as expected... Wait a minute, whose here?

*Begins to call out names, everyone responding to me.*

Alright, so Raptoris, Trinity, General Scales, Bowser, Darkrai, and Ridley are here. That's great...

*Teleports out of Castle and up onto a tree branch, Kar98 in hand as I snipe in on IK, hoping to snipe him in the head...*

[Iceking]

*Ravage detects Gira before I do and fires a shot frim his fun turret, the bullet ripping into the gun and damaging the components that let it fore bullets, rendering it useless except as a clubbing weapon.*

[C S]

*falls throug the portal onto a number one, which flies down the continuum past a zero before suddenly rising up to an orange platform, which Aircrest is standing on*

Me: This place is TRIPPY
Aircrest: Yes.. it i- *stops speaking as the platform begins to shake and then shoots up through cyber space*

Me: holy f*ck! *the number begins to shake as well as it rockets after the platform, a string of zeros and ones following it..

[Giratina93]

-____- wow....

*Tosses Kar98 away, then leaps down from tree, then dashes toward Ravage, Katana in hand now...*

[Iceking]

*Ravage waits until Gira nears him, then sidesteps and strikes Gira's right foot with a paw, causing Gira to trip.*

[Giratina93]

*Falls on face, then gets back up, thrusting the Katana through Ravage's knee...*

[Iceking]

*Ravage snarls from the damage, then swings his tail forward, the axe like tip slicing off the part that has entered his knee.*

[C S]

*One catches up to the platform*

Me: Im going to throw up
Aircrest: I conc- *platform and number stops in mid..cyber space.., me and Airy flying up, getting hit by an oncomming zero and thrusted across onto a purple platform, which zips down in a diagonally amongst the chaotic nubers whizzing past us*

[Giratina93]

O____O Oh boy...

*Transforms into Ankylosaurus, then smashes clubbed tail into Ravage.*