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[The Kingpin]

don't forget the boy behind the couch. even after learning how to talk, he was still hysterical.


If given the choice, i'd have remotes for every kid born. distributed to the parents. said remotes would have: 1) a mute button, 2) an FF button, 3) an off button, 4) a pause button.

1) to shut them up when people are trying to sleep.
2) to tire them out. used in conjunction with the mute button. tiny, super fast silent gremlins. imagine that
3) put them to sleep.
4) to rig them for horribly embarrassing incidents. example being tackling the household cat. pause, let the cat move, replace with a cage bedded with pillows and other extremely soft stuff along it's walls. unpause, kid drops in the cage, close. SUCCESS.

[Hopeflower]

roflmao. Genius, KP...now if only such a thing existed. XP

[SniperSaurus]

Headsup, I have phys exams next week, so Ill be gone next week.

[UndeadRaptor]

KP: We seriously need something like that. And to go along with the FF option on the kid when we decide to make them go into a fast little rage... A DAMNED TECHNO REMIX!

SS: Good luck, foo! No, serious, hope ya pass.

[Godzilla Forever]

Oh, boy! Techno remixes! They already did it to 300 and the godzilla theme, so what's next?!

[UndeadRaptor]

Uh, Hall of the Mountain King...

[The Kingpin]

there are so many computer hackers these days. why aren't there any baby hackers? hack into a baby and reprogram one to be cute but well behaved, all the time. parents pay thousands over their children's childhoods on repairs and medical crap due to troublemaking alone. that's not even counting feeding, clothing and raising the little blighters...

[Godzilla Forever]

@ UR: Damn, not even the classics are safe....

@ KP: Hmm.... advocating totalitarianism I see?

[The Kingpin]

nah. just thinking of ways to help solve the poverty crises in the world...and to save a lot of people from stress induced illnesses...

[UndeadRaptor]

We just need the dang remotes for the kids to stop them once and for all! Also, we'll need the music included...

[Godzilla Forever]

Hey man, I hate to say it, but someone will always have a good life, and someone else will always have a sh*tty life. But, there are some sh*tty lives that could be averted, so I'm gonna assume you're talking about those people.

@ UR: WTF?

[UndeadRaptor]

You lose the internet for not respecting my idea!

[Giratina93]

Hy, I got a brilliant idea! I'll go and e-mail a death threat to Christine Gregoire, than see what happens... Hopefully, I won't end up like Locker did today...

J/K, but that's pretty much the jist of what happened in the courthouse today... man were there alot of reporters there....

[Godzilla Forever]

Who here is excited for the next Elder Scrolls game?!

[UndeadRaptor]

Eh, depends. Might try it out, though.

Also, I've been being more inactive than usual lately because my dad just go home yesterday from the hospital... had to get back surgery cause he wasn't doing good at all.

[Godzilla Forever]

Oh. What happened, man? You can tell us.

[UndeadRaptor]

Eh, not exactly sure, but I believe a nerve or something had moved close to his spine, making it nearly impossible to bend over and do a thing at all. They had to cut into his back just to fix it all, so now I just gotta work my butt off with both school and helping him out. But, atleast I got some help with that...

[TyrannoTitan]

Ouch >_<

Surgery near the spine is never good...

G4E: New TES game looks amazing.

[Godzilla Forever]

@ UR: Yeesh, that's pretty intense.

@ TT: I can't wait for it, along with GoW3.

[Hopeflower]

UR: Ouch, hope he's doing better. My bf and his dad have a similar problem - only in their case, it's a pinched nerve developed because of all the headbanging they do. XD