RPGTopia E-war

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Postby Zephyr » Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:24 pm

* grins at KP *
* laughs maniacally *

*clone 1 leans over on KP's left shoulder *
* clone 2 leans over on KP's right shoulder *

(clone 1) Is he okay?

(clone 2) I don't know what do you think KP?

(clone 1) KP!!

* both clones gut KP with their swords then throw him up in the air followed by several punches in the face and neck, blast from a dark orb in the chest disitegrating lungs, heart, ribs etc. and then several slashs from the swords slicing and dicing KP*
* KP's chunks fall and clones land safely*

( clone 1) Ha ha
( clone 2) Oh yeah

*high five each other before teleporting to disclosed location*

(impaled Zeph..weakly) See? still haven't learned my lesson

* laughs maniacally again *
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Postby Iceking » Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:24 pm

appears behind shadow and silenty changes form into an akantor. before shadow can even blink his eyes, i grab with a clawed front foot and smash him against the ground repeatedly his leg bones have been smashed into so many pieces that they can only be seen with a microscope. tosses shadow into the air and lets him fall onto left tusk, watching him scream and flail about as he tries to futily escaoe. shakes him off and tail whips him hard enough to send him crashing into a wall of the site and the resulting impact knocks all of the breath out of him as well as breaking his back. finishes it by firing a massive flame beam at shadow and watches as he is engulfed in the flames and the flames continue to burn even when he's dead.
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Postby Hopeflower » Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:26 pm

Compared to me and many others, you've got it easy. I had summer school last year, which ruined the vacation (-_-'), failing four subjects, only have six friends and even there I'm an outcast, facing constant angry outbursts from my dad...I think you should consider yourself lucky. When you really think about it, your life isn't that bad KP.

-sets book aside and draws knees up to chest-

Well, if you want to talk I'm listening.
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Postby C S » Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:27 pm

zeph, your clones are ANNOYING!

THERE TAKING ME TITLE!

*sucks the life force out of the clones and poke KP*

You ok? You ok? You ok? Poke...poke..poke...poke...poke..poke...poke..poke
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Postby The Kingpin » Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:28 pm

*body parts fly at Zeph's clones, exploding on impact, killing them. a massive red tornado appears in the middle of the E-War and drags the bodies in, consuming their souls and reducing the bodies to atoms, feeding it and making it grow bigger, as the body of the Webmaster comes down in the center, in a completely black trenchcoat and black suit underneath it, landing safely in the throne*

don't tempt me Zephyr....don't tempt me...

*resumes attempts to calm down and relax before the site explodes*
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Postby Zephyr » Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:28 pm

Face it KP you can't get rid of me

* continues laughing still in pain *

don't worry CS i don't want your title
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Postby Hopeflower » Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:30 pm

-shakes head at Zeph-

You're about as mature as my three year old sister, Zeph. :P
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Postby The Kingpin » Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:31 pm

i can make sure you don't come near me...as i've done by tossing you into the Section for Deleted RPGs...it's sealed and it's only entrance is a portal only i can open...even my staff worry about it...Doc was left roaming in it for about a week or so...for attempting to assassinate me...

*releases an army of demons into the site, leaving them to roam*
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Postby Zephyr » Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:33 pm

HF: The difference between me and you is i don't give up

Frankly I figured out something no one else has thought of or at least so i've been told
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Postby Hopeflower » Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:35 pm

-licks fangs-

The only time I back out is when I'm in a good mood, oddly enough.
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Postby C S » Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:35 pm

I have a portal /black hole in me stomach*

thats how i escaped
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Postby The Kingpin » Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:37 pm

*stands up and grabs CS by the head, flipping him in mid air and catching him by the feet, before slamming him face first into a wall*

SHUT UP!

*rips CS' head off and tosses him into a tank full of demonic orca whales, which immediately rip him to shreds, and continue swimming in their pool of blood*

and Zeph...the reason they don't do it with me is because of the very reason you see yourself as more...effective...than CS....i don't give up until the opponent is defeated [credit for that goes to being a Scorpio...such handy traits i've been born with...]
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Postby Zephyr » Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:38 pm

I've got my own way but i don't want KP taking it so i won't be revealing this infromation

* evil laughter echoes through deleted RPGS *

By th way Libra ( my sign ) once represented the claws of Scorpio
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Postby C S » Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:43 pm

*regenerates*

Ahh that stuppid charm is off of me. and I can never die. So any damage i take automatically regenerates. Thank you KP

mesa scorpio too and..*Jumps into the tank and shred up the orcas*

This be my home from now on, out of your hair and outa sight. *sinks the tank and gets a gold plated chair inside it*
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Postby Zephyr » Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:49 pm

* generate clone *
* clone finishs off original *

I am the new original now

* begins to wander the deleted RPGS section killing demons *
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Postby C S » Sat Dec 08, 2007 12:20 am

*throws up my black hole and goes to deleted rpgs*

Dont resist. These rpgs are so 1 sided and see through, its a sanctum

*spits up my black hole and goes to my under water throne*
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Postby Zephyr » Sat Dec 08, 2007 12:28 am

I think it's time to carry out the escape plan... nah i'll wait a little longer keep, KP wondering and possibly everyone else
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Postby Hopeflower » Sat Dec 08, 2007 12:29 am

Oh don't worry Zeph...no one notices when someone's locked away or escapes because no one dares to interfere. That...or they just don't care. :P That which does not concern them does not interest them.
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Postby Zephyr » Sat Dec 08, 2007 12:31 am

Okay good because i'd rather face off against KP anyday... it's too much fun
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Postby C S » Sat Dec 08, 2007 12:37 am

I bother him by being annoying.

its my wepon. *Shoots a tooth throgh the black hole and into zeph's arm with a note saying "The hole was open for a reason ya know, but...." *the hole closes*
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