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Website · by **Hopeflower** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:19 am

-impales facehugger on sword-

Nice try. And yes, Switchy, I was about to kick your tail into another dimension.

-smirks-

Happy holidays.

-opens a black hole beside Switchy-

by **dinoman666** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:23 am

Um, is that sword acid-resistant?

Website · by **Hopeflower** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:24 am

Yes. Why?

-kicks body off sword-

by **Zephyr** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:24 am

The point of that hmmm let me see... oh thats right YOU TWO NEED TO CHILL

by **Pyronychus** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:28 am

*Switchy digs her claws into the ground and shrieks.*

Not again!

*Claws extend into the ground and harden into serrated titanium grappling hooks.*

by **dinoman666** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:33 am

D*mmit, never mind. *Xeno egg falls into black hole* Son of a...

Website · by **Hopeflower** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:33 am

-sword flashes through the air and slices one of Switchy's hands clean off-

I'm feeling a little bloodthirsty today...

:twisted:

by **Zephyr** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:34 am

Jeez, Switchy are you prone to black holes?

you know what forget it, it's my turn to kill someone... i was trapped in a bubble for two pages

* raises arm and blasts Switchy into the black hole*

by **dinoman666** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:36 am

Ooh, Zephyr, here's your present! *Throws facehugger at Zeph*

Website · by **Hopeflower** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:37 am

You're welcome. lol

-vanishes and reappears, bomb in hand-

Have fun.

-hands bomb to Dm and jams grenade into Zeph's mouth before teleporting away a safe distance-

by **dinoman666** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:39 am

*Gives bomb to Zeph and runs away* Poor Facehugger.

by **Zephyr** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:41 am

* dark vortex appears and takes Facehugger, grenade and bomb and teleports them inside DM's stomach*

No thank you... you can keep it

by **dinoman666** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:43 am

*Swells from resulting explosion, then shrinks back to normal size and belches smoke* Ooh... I feel bloaty...

by **Zephyr** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:45 am

Good one just watch out for the bad gas

* lights a match and holds it in front of Dm's mouth causing it to creat a flamethrower effect, from his breath burning HF*

Be happy it didn't come out the other end

by **Pyronychus** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:48 am

*Switchy tumbles down the black hole minus one hand. She screeches so loudly that the whole gravity vortex shakes, and conjures a jet pack, fitting it over her folded wings. She screeches again, making the black hole become unstable and fires the jet pack, blasting out and flying several hundred feet up. The pack disappears and her wings snap out.*

I obviously am prone to falling into black holes...

*She flies back down, her hand regenerating.*

by **dinoman666** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:52 am

Zeph... *Draws Energy Sword and impales Zeph through the head* DON'T GIVE ME INDIGESTION!

by **Zephyr** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:54 am

* Clone appaers over Dm's shoulder with an idiotic smile *

Whats up buddie

*impales Dm through the chest*

tsk tsk... tough luck

* disintegrates Dm*

by **dinoman666** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:55 am

*Revives* Just don't give me indigestion again, or I'll make sure it comes out the other end, and torture you with it!

by **Zephyr** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:00 am

Not my problem you shouldn't have given me the bomb... or the face hugger ...which that egg should hatch in about, 3...2...1...

* xeno bursts from Dm stomach and leaps at me*

*i side step but get stabbed by it's tail*

Ouch...

by **dinoman666** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:06 am

*Is unharmed* You are aware that bomb would've killed the Facehugger, and I died earlier, AND the Facehugger never released a Xeno embryo, AND it takes a lot longer for a Xeno to reach adulthood.

You need to brush up on your Xenomorph information, my friend.

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