RPGTopia E-war

[Zihark]

*gets spraypaint and paints all over KP's throne* hehehehehehehe
now to get out of here before KP notices
*puts a sticky note saying Zeph did this and disappears*

[Zephyr]

* looks at the note*


thats not my hand writing dude


* shoots Z in the back before he can get away*

[The Kingpin]

*Zihark bursts into flames, being reduced to ash*


well...back to work...-_-'

*goes to study*

[Zihark]

hmmmmmmm *shoots a lightning bolt at KP then knocks him unconcious* I may die horribly for this but it will be worth it, maybe......well it's a stupid idea and it may not be worth it.....................
ahhh I'm so weak that I can't resist *throws KP's books into an incinerator destroying the books, steals his wallet, then puts more spray spraypaint on KP's throne* now to leave *disappears before KP woke up*

[TyrannoTitan]

*Portal opens and Zihark flys out*

Nope, not going anywhere.

*Chains Zihark to the ground before re-entering portal*

[Pyronychus]

*Switchy wakes up an hour later in the midst of a huge pile of wreckage.*

Uggg...

*Tries to get up an notices that her legs have been blown off.*

Aw, great...

*Rolls onto her back and looks up at the sky. A lightbulb suddenly appears over her head and she squints against the light.*

I have an idea! You get outta here... *waves a hand at the lightbulb.* I'll become a ghost again! I just need a dematerializer...

*looks around at the wreckage and pulls herself to what's left of the dashboard.*

*sigh* I'll miss you Hummer... Uh, can somebody help me make a dematerializer out of this stuff? The parts are still good.

*Yanks something out of the dash and inspects it.*

[Doc 42]

What happened to the days when people who attacked kp were given the ultimate punishment? I still have nightmares from the deleted rpgs topic (even if it was one of the most hilarious things ive ever wrote)

[C S]

Nightmares about the rpg SCENES! What about the actuall RPG's!?!?!

*faints, cacooning myself in ink*

[Doc 42]

That was a typo, I was in that section... skull island and all X_X

[Zephyr]

Yeah i got thrown in there... it wasnt exactly all that bad actually...

Cs tried to help me escape but of course being the stubborn guy i am i wanted to get out on my own.

I made a portal got inn but i misacalculated my re-entry and crashed into HF
...
Ah...good times, good times

[Zihark]

*comes out of nowhere* I'm surprised I haven't been destroyed by KP. all he did to me was giving me a sun tan for tagging his chair.

[Zephyr]

* annoyed expression appears on my face as i roll my eyes*
*whirls around blasting him bolts of dark energy that put holes in hom like cheese*
* whistles calling a giant rat that comes up and eats Z*

and if you pull another hummer on me i will butcher you...

[Zihark]

*rat explodes and I come out* don't worry I ran out of hummers. *activates a remote* I decided to drive- *a Ferrarri Enzo comes out of nowhere and runs over Zeph* -Ferrarris
*gets in the car, pulls the pin of a Frag gernade* addios amigo
*Drops the gernade next to Zeph and drives off, the gernade explodes blowing up Zeph into multiple pieces, Zeph's head ends up flying off and landing on the road I was driving on because of the explosion*
oh long time no see Zeph *runs over head causing the head to flatten*

[Zephyr]

* regenerates*
*appears in front of Z as he is driving*

* uses the dark energy to pick up the ferrari and crush with Z inside*

You rlucky i didnt say anything about ferrari's

* shapes the ferrari into a cube with Z inside*

[Zihark]

Don't tell me you don't like ferraris Zeph. *uses sword to make an opening allowing me to escape* is there even a car you like. *chops Zeph's arms off* well i still don't like the fact you turned my ferrari into a cube so lets see how you like it when it happens to you.
*crushes Zeph making him look like a cube then puts him in and inescapable, indestructable box closing the lid and made sure there was no way for Zeph to escape* don't bother trying to get out cause there's no way you can. *puts a ribbon on the box making it look like a present and kicks the box sending it all the way to KP's throne*

[Pyronychus]

*Switchy manages to piece together a dematerializer from a few car parts, some rubber bands and a paper clip.*

Here goes nothing...

*Points it at herself and activates it. Her whole body seems to shimmer and a huge blast of light shoots from the unit, engulfing Switchy. By the time the light subsides, the dematerializer is laying on the ground in front of a ghostly, misty Switchy.*

Yes! it worked! Hey Z, can you run this over? I need it destroyed so it doesn't fall into the wrong hands. Someone could kill themself with this.

*Flicks her hand up and, without touching the unit, sends it clanking down a small hill into the path of the Ferrarri.*

[Zephyr]

* shadowy figures appear beside Z*

( clone 1) Hey, buddy remember us?
( colone 2) i doubt it definitely not likely

* clones grab Z and dunk his head in a vat of boiling fish oil*
* clones hold him down drowning him*

(clone 2) Do you think we might be over doing it?

*clone1 shoots clone2 in the head with a shotgun and continues holding Z down*

[Pyronychus]

*Switchy rolls her eyes.*

Figures. Fine, I'll do it myself.

*Disperses into a light mist and flies through the hood of the Ferrarri. The car starts with a jolt and revvs its engine before taking off and squashing the device flat.*

Woooohoooo!

*The car comes to a screeching halt and an ectoplasmic cloud bursts back out through the closed hood.*

Not only can I possess people, but I can possess machines too! Woot!

*Flies off to who knows where, singing Banana phone at the top of her lungs.*

Ring ring ring ring ringring ring

[Zihark]

*kicks the clone making him loosen his grip and allowing me to escape from the vat* how do you like this *slices clone onto pieces then looks at Switchy* Having fun with my car! *presses a detonator for all the C4 in the car making it explode while Switchy was still possessing it* I perfer to have my car destroyed that stolen.

[Pyronychus]

*Mist appears in front of Z.*

I was just borrowing it to destroy the dematerializer.

*Disappears and reappears beside the flattened device in her true shape.*

Looks like it worked.

*Disappears from sight. The device flies up off the ground and floats over to the vat, dropping itself in with a hiss.*