RPGTopia E-war

[The Kingpin]

fair enough, HF

i wont attack again unless provoked...except those who escaped my initial...spree...

*Baby pops for some random reason, everyone on the site snickering uncontrollably*

DAMN! I have to learn not to use psychic powers when im picking meat out of my teeth!

[Iceking]

turns into zedus and uses his purple, sharp piercing tounge to stab hg through the chest. lifts her up while still on tounge and slams her against the ground, inplaes her on tounge tip again and pulls hg out before swatting her away with my tail. slashes erc's throat open with claws and lets her blood spray onto my teeth. springs onto of a building with my extrordinary jumping ability and uses tounge to grab people near windows and pull them into mouth where they are eaten.

[Doc 42]

*stops destroying profile* holy **** man you exploded HGs bird! That is just not on
*goes back to slashing at profile, spilling petrol all over it*
and Ik, Erc kindve isnt on this site anymore if you didnt notice.
*sets fire to her corpse now that she is here*

[HorseGal]

*Stares at pile of feathers*

My birdie blew up!

*Looks at checker board and claps*

Ha, I win!

*Takes out sword and goes searching for KP*

[Hopeflower]

-snickers at the exploded bird- That was too funny. -patrols around the people who still need to post-

[Doc 42]

*Suddenly realises something and stops* uhhh Ik, why were you "touching" Hg with your tounge..... gross....
*pukes off profile into random topic*

[Iceking]

-gets off of building and and spots hg walking about. rams against a 200 hundred foot tall building until it collapses and the terrorists inside are crushed. finds hg's house and eats hg's brother after impaling him with sharp piering tounge.

doc, the reason i stabbed hg with my tounge is that i'm now a kaiju with a tounge that can stab through humans.

[The Kingpin]

*grins evily*

need a hand, HG?

[HorseGal]

Because he is a...*shudders* PERVERT!

*finds Doc and KP*

Yeah, a hand would help. Come and let's get him!

*Smirks evily*

[The Kingpin]

*grin widens, fangs glistening*

it'd be my pleasure!

*draws blades and disappears, reappearing behind IK and grabbing him by the hair, dragging him to HG*

[Iceking]

goes to new york and kills hf's sister with claws before the u.s military can find out that a kaiju is attacking new york.

[Doc 42]

*Lands next to HG unsheathing sword and twirling it around* -smirks- Ill be glad to help....

[Hopeflower]

-settles down to watch- Nothing better to do anyways. -watches interestedly as IK is dragged to HG-

[The Kingpin]

OH NO YOU DONT!

*grabs IK by his neck and telekinetically binds and lifts him to HG*

[Iceking]

grabs kp with clawed hands and crushes him like a tin can before throwing his corpse away and stepping on it.

[Doc 42]

*reaches into Iks mouth and rips his tounge out and then ties his hands behind his back using the tounge has rope.*The whole time, Ik is screaming in pain

[HorseGal]

*Impales IK with a sword, getting him in the stomach, then rips his nose and eyes out. Stabs him multiple times in the heart, then hands him to Doc*

[TyrannoTitan]

*Stares at KP*

*In Mechanical Voice* YOU SUCK, there, I ******* provoked you, enlighten me!

*Leans on Sword*

*In Mechanical Voice* Oh, and none of this one hit kill crap, we do this the FAIR way...

[Iceking]

-looks about, grabs a nearby rocket launcher and blows hg to pieces with the shot.

[Doc 42]

*flings sword into Iks chest and then leaps onto the sword balanceing*
*Kicks Ik in the chin breaking all his teeth.*
*catches teeth in mid air and backgflips away throwing the tetth at him ninja death star style having them stick into his eyes*