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Postby TyrannoTitan » Mon Jun 21, 2010 6:12 am

*Food is sent flying in all directions*

Darkness: I WAS GANNA EAT THAT!

We don't take arse-kissing gifts D:<

Darkness: No, YOU don't.

Quiet you.
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Postby Giratina93 » Mon Jun 21, 2010 6:17 am

*Arrow hits TT in the neck, a letter tied to it saying, "That meal I prepared wasn't made for sucking up to anyone. Honestly, you two have done alot, and I'm only trying to repay you for your patience..."*

*Second French Course appears ontop of Darkness's head*
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Postby The Kingpin » Mon Jun 21, 2010 7:12 am

*a screeching sound is heard as a rocket streaks out of seemingly nowhere, slamming into the food over Darkness' head, causing it to rain down around him*


Tony: HOOO! BETCHA DIDN'T SEE THAT COMIN NOW, DIDJA!? O,O
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Postby Giratina93 » Mon Jun 21, 2010 7:22 am

*Anger marks appear over my head as I storm off elsewhere.*

So, they won't accept my attempts at giving them presents, eh? Then they'll just have to suffer my wrath...

*Heads over toward KP's profile, a chainsaw in hand...*

Tiffany: Wait, did he just... Did KP just use a named NPC? Oh well, he's the Admin...
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Postby TyrannoTitan » Mon Jun 21, 2010 7:28 am

*Punches Tony in the face*

Its an actual character. An annoy-the-sh*t-out've-people character in SSRPG.

Darkness: God. Damn. It.

*Darkness pounces onto the grounded Tony, pulling apart the bird hungrily*

I guess he's going to eat one way or another...
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Postby Shadow » Mon Jun 21, 2010 9:40 am

*Catches fist with both hands, halting it in it's tracks. Ducks under neath fist and side kicks G4E's gut, winding him while I back away,ready to launch an attack*
When you want it the most there's no easy way out
When you're ready to go and your heart's left in doubt
Don't give up on your faith
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Postby Giratina93 » Mon Jun 21, 2010 9:49 am

Tiffany: Hmmm... I don't see a profile for him in the Supernatural Supremacy RPG...

*Is now ontop of KP's profile, befor efallnig to sleep ontop of it...*
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Postby Godzilla Forever » Mon Jun 21, 2010 1:41 pm

I snarl from the kick before whirling around and swinging my tail at Shadow, swinging my tail back and forth..........

The troll growls from the plasma bolts hitting his flesh, stopping before setting down its hammer and pulling out a large ball of earth, the troll grunting before tossing it at the elite............
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Postby The Kingpin » Mon Jun 21, 2010 1:53 pm

*a gigantic hand appears out of nowhere, flicking Gira off the profile, the Hand of the Webmaster fading out of sight*



funny...i thought i wrote a profile for him....but then, considering that Tony is so far little more than a talking owl, there isn't much to say...in the future there might be though...


*Tony explodes into flames, engulfing Darkness as he scampers away, featherless*

Tony: YA DAMNED OVERGROWN LIZARD! I'LL GET YA FOR THIS! JUST YOU WAI-AAAAAAAaaaaaargh

*Tony falls into a random hole, out of reach, a distant thump sound being heard, followed by a vaguely heard, muffled 'ow'*
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Postby Godzilla Forever » Mon Jun 21, 2010 1:58 pm

Suddenly, a swarm of flesh eating chickens swarm around Tony and begin to gobble him up..............
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Postby Shadow » Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:25 pm

*Filps onto back, dodgng the tail sweep and putting slef back onto feet, slamming an elbow into G4E's skull*
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Postby Iceking » Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:36 pm

*Even as the troll starts to throw, the Elite fires a plasma bolt at it's right eye before leaping out of the way of the chunk of earth.*
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Postby Evil Eye » Mon Jun 21, 2010 5:44 pm

*puts Gira in a headlock for attempting to hit me with a crowbar*

*roundhouse kicks him into the wall*

*he falls through the other side, into the lady's bathroom*

*lady screams*

Gira you perv :P


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Postby Giratina93 » Mon Jun 21, 2010 6:06 pm

*Leaps out of restroom, anger in my eyes as I grab EE, and throw HIM into there, before repairing the wall AND locking upu the door from the outside.*

Dang you vile villan!...I need time to think...

*Climbs into nearby Warthog, before driving off toward the old fort, Tiffany materializing on the turret of the Gauss Warthog...*
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Postby Evil Eye » Mon Jun 21, 2010 6:09 pm

*suddenly is in front of Gira's warthog*

*lifts hand upward*

*warthog goes flying, landing back in the bathroom, which seals itself up again*
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Postby Giratina93 » Mon Jun 21, 2010 6:14 pm

*Lands in large sink of cold water, turning back into a small sheep, Tiffany picks me up, before sinking into the ground through an Anti-Matter portal, the portal droppnig us off ontop of my profile.*

Sheesh, What on earth is EE thinking? Is he trying to portray me as Ataru?

Tiffany: If he is, then you better lay low for a while...
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Postby Evil Eye » Mon Jun 21, 2010 6:15 pm

*Gira's fort has mysteriously vanished from where it just was*
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Postby TyrannoTitan » Mon Jun 21, 2010 6:15 pm

*Sizzling*

Darkness: ...Ow.

*Is roasting marshmallows*

Darkness: DO YOU MIND?!

Nope =D
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Postby Giratina93 » Mon Jun 21, 2010 6:21 pm

*Fort reappears ontop of EE's head, flattening him into a pancake as me and Tiffany drive by in our Warthog.*

Stay low? I can't do that... this is too much fun!

Tiffany: Your hopeless, Gira... but your MY hopeless friend...
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Postby Evil Eye » Mon Jun 21, 2010 6:27 pm

*Hole appears in bottom of fort, as I pop up through it*

*sticker is slapped on the front*

CEREAL'S FORT.
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