RPG Topia E-war

[Giratina93]

*Peers through the trees.*

Endangering the realm, yeah right...

*Leaps up onto CS's profile, before plating C4 onto it...*

[C S]

*an invisable force punches Gira in the face, the collective rage of everyone of my characters, even the ones who dont get rage, and thats saying something. The C-4 is suddenly shoved up Gira's bad place, a bad place for a human, period*

My compy senses...are...disturbing me...

[Giratina93]

*Body blows up, before reforming, back ontop of CS's Profile.*

NOW DIE, DEMON!

*Stabs profile with sword, before rippnig it apart, then leaps off of wartorn profile, before fleenig back into the forest, a latter left on the ground saying, "TT did it!"

[TyrannoTitan]

I'm bored now. Shall we go on a magical adventure?

Darkness: ...If you promise never to describe it that way again, sure.

*Two of us begin a trek toward the top of the site*

[C S]

*sword suddenly shatters, the fragments heated up beyond comprehension and then shot through Gira like bullets of plasma*

*Gira's inards suddenly feel like something is holding onto them, a sudden pain surging through his body as his stomach and intestines suddenly fold in ont them selves several times over*

My chars love me that much!? : D

[Giratina93]

*A low rumble is heard as Darkness is blasted apart, a Scorpion tank steam rolls over TT, Tiffany leaps out of the drivers seat.*

Tiffany: Ah.... what a beautiful day!

*Body explodes, engulfing Cs's profile, reducing it to molten slag...*

[TyrannoTitan]

*Paper airplane collides with CS' head*

*Paper reads:*

"NO THEY DON'T LOL"

*Darkness appears on top of the tank*

Darkness: Oh how I love the random violence.

*Tears Tiffany apart*

[C S]

*Blood splatters around the profile, forming a bubble of dark red*

*The gore is shot outwards, leaving no trace of it around the profile*


*airplane thunks off helmet and falls into the surging waters*

[Giratina93]

*The second Darkness touches Tiffany, he's blasted back by a powerful Dark-matter sphere, demonic energy swirling around Tiffany.*

Tiffany: Don't touch me!

*The girl vanishes into thin air...*

[TyrannoTitan]

*Darkness slides across the ground a few feet*

Darkness: ...ow.

*Rolls to his feet, seeing me seated in the Scorpion*

Darkness: ...Did you check that thing so it doesn't spontaneously expl-

Yes. Its fine. Lessgo!

*Darkness shrugs, hopping onto the Scorpion as it begins to drive toward the top of the site*

[C S]

*Airy is lying on the barrel of the tank like he would a tree branch*

Airy: I love field trips!

[Giratina93]

*Respawns ontop of the tank, now as a sheep, due to my curse from Jusenkyo.*

Bleep!

[C S]

Airy: OH SH*T ITS A FLUFFY KKK MEMBER

*Kicks Gira off of the tank, where he is then run over*

Holy sh*t guys that was close

[Giratina93]

*Grabs onto the underside of the tank, holding onto it expertly...*

[TyrannoTitan]

Darkness: Oh great, I was going to eat that sheep!

*Darkness kicks the barrel, causing it sway back and forth for a few seconds*

*Is sitting in the driver's seat going "=D"*

[C S]

Airy: This is fun!- ...I didnt need to see what I just saw


*Shudders as the barrel comes to a stop*

[Giratina93]

*Pulls C4 out of fleece, then plants it onto underside of tank, before letting go, stopping a ways from the tank...*

3...2..1!

*Tank blows up, blasting TT, Darkness, and Airy to bits..*

[C S]

*Gira is sent flying out from under the tank with armed C4 in hand*

*explosion*

Speedy: F*cking idiot doesnt learn!

[Giratina93]

*Is sizzling in pain, before getting up, Rocket Launcher in hand.*

Fear the power of the bad*** adorable sheep!

*Fires rocket, the rocket hits the tank, blasting it to bits...*

[TyrannoTitan]

*Tank shell explodes against Gira, detonating the RPG as well*

Darkness: Nice shot.

Thanks.