RPG Topia E-war

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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby UndeadRaptor » Sat Nov 20, 2010 6:03 am

*I walk up to TT and punch him in the face for some reason*

Guess it's time to fight randomly now, I suppose...
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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby dinoman666 » Sat Nov 20, 2010 6:04 am

...I thought so. Eh, I'm going to bed now. All this posting really takes its toll on a guy.
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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby TyrannoTitan » Sat Nov 20, 2010 6:05 am

Ow...

You still have 10 pages left to have NPCs. I would suggest using it well.

*Leaps onto random dragon with a saddle on its back*

GO LASSY TIMMY FELL IN A F*CKING WELL AGAIN.

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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby Giratina93 » Sat Nov 20, 2010 6:07 am

*Meta-Ridley, whom was teleported out of the Collector base before it dissapeared, Appears behind G4E...*

MR: damnit... If only Gira wasn't so damn lazy at posting here... then I would ha-

*A massive sledgehammer smashes into Meta-Ridley's skull, knocking him unconcious, as well as sending him flying into a nearby wall, as I appear from the shadows...*

Don't blame me... blame my siblings hogging the Laptop...
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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby UndeadRaptor » Sat Nov 20, 2010 6:07 am

Scout: Wait, when will we be coming back anyways?!?!

Eh, who knows. But when he says ya come back, you come back, alright?

*As TT leaves on his dragon, a massive white glove snatches him off and another one comes to beat him up with the first one...*
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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby TyrannoTitan » Sat Nov 20, 2010 6:13 am

*Smacks the attacking glove, while the one holding me is eaten by the dragon*

Success.

*Dragon sets fire to the other glove and we both fly off to find Timmy and that f*cking well*
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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby UndeadRaptor » Sat Nov 20, 2010 6:15 am

*A sudden horde of white gloves persue TT and his dragon for no reason, chasing after them both without a cause. I start walking around with the Scout, waving a hand for everyone else to follow behind*

Come on! Ten pages left until NPCs are outta here! Let's make the best of it!

Gloves: FOOD. MUST EAT...
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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby TyrannoTitan » Sat Nov 20, 2010 6:19 am

SWEET JESUS BATMAN!

Dragon: ...

Not you ya party pooper.

*Begins pulling the pins off grenades and chucking them over my shoulder at the gloves*
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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby UndeadRaptor » Sat Nov 20, 2010 6:24 am

*the gloves ignore the grenades as they chase after the fleshy beings ahead of them, each finger now posessing a pair of eyes and one nose, the palm of each glove now being a massive mouth full of sharp teeth*

Gloves: MEAT. MUST EAT MEAT...
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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby Iceking » Sat Nov 20, 2010 6:32 am

*Deathwing glances about.* Deathwing:The time in which we must leave is almost upon us. I will make the most of the little time that is left.
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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby Godzilla Forever » Sat Nov 20, 2010 2:23 pm

I teleport my troops home, while I sneak up behind UR and kick him.

"I'm bored. Want to duel?"

My alleis begin gathering their supplies, getting ready to leave.....

My NPCs gather their stuff, Blaze, Tina, and Mother getting ready to enter the void of nothingness, whiel the others saddle up to return to their respective RPGs and E-Wars....
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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby UndeadRaptor » Sat Nov 20, 2010 8:03 pm

*I turn around and punch G4E in the face due to the kick just as my NPCs are teleported back to my kingdom*

Sure, whatever. Your move, man...
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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby raptor titanus3 » Sun Nov 21, 2010 1:04 am

just then I spycrab walked by UR with a pyro stalking it (what do you do?)
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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby Giratina93 » Sun Nov 21, 2010 1:41 am

*Yawns, As Meta-Ridley unplasters himself from the wall, steam blowing out of the character's ears.*

MR: WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?

Cuz... I'm sorta bored right now. I do realize that one can bring their characters from respective RPG's out even during non-civil-war times, but right now, I just want to do something that doesn't revolve around Admins...

*Is grabbed by Meta-Ridley by the neck, the dragon growls in rage as he drags me out of the room, before closing the door, a horrible scream echoes out from the room...*
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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby UndeadRaptor » Sun Nov 21, 2010 1:45 am

*I spin around from hearing the scream, a shovel now in hand as I bash the RT Spycrab in the head, despite Spycrabs being a gentle, endangered species of Spies. As I finish hitting RT, I pull out my revolver and shoot the pyro in the face, resulting in an instant kill on him*

What the heck is going on? SCOUT!

*The Scout is teleported back to me, confused for some reason*

Scout: What's going on?

Go to the next room and see what is going on back there!
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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby raptor titanus3 » Sun Nov 21, 2010 1:51 am

UR was unconcerned until: ANGRY GREENPEACE show up and beat you down mercilisly
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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby UndeadRaptor » Sun Nov 21, 2010 1:54 am

Uh, got another fight going on here. So...

*I snap my fingers, causing most of those around me to be teleported to the vacuum of space. The Scout opens the door to see Meta-Ridley with Gira, looking confused and shocked*

Scout: What the hell?

Bye! So, where were we, again?
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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby Giratina93 » Sun Nov 21, 2010 1:59 am

*Meta-Ridley exits the room right before the Scout enters, blood drippnig from his tail...*

MR: He might be my master, but even he needs to learn his place every now and then...

*The dragon snorts, before continuing onward, leaving me tied up, sitting upright, two cuts above my eyes, and each of my lungs punctured by the deadly tail, as I try to breath...*

I... deserved... that... But atleast... I'm... immortal!
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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby UndeadRaptor » Sun Nov 21, 2010 2:01 am

Scout: Eh, not like that you're not. Either you bleed out or you run out of breath and just choke while slowly dying.

Well, MR. What did ya do to him, cause it looks like you put him into a pretty large mess back there. I don't know for sure, though...
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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby Godzilla Forever » Sun Nov 21, 2010 2:12 am

I draw my blade before rushing UR.....

Crafr's vocie enters the minds of all of Gira's and UR's NPCs in the room.

"Listen, infidels........ you know that there is little time for you in this petty, crapsack world, yes? I suggest you think about that and decide if there is still tiem to cause some chaos amongst yourselves...."
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