RPG Topia E-war

[UndeadRaptor]

*The Scout manages to land and moves forward a couple more feet, before stopping and pulling out a Bonk! Atomic Cola drink*

AMM: Woo!

*He hits the drink up into the air with his Boston Basher, before catching the now-opened cola and started chugging it down...*

[dinoman666]

*Denizens flee to a safe distance, watching the Scout curiously*

[UndeadRaptor]

*The Scout tosses the somewhat completely empty can away, before wipping his mouth with his arm. Soon, he was gripping his bat again, filled with sugar and on a rush now*

AMM: Yeah, that's the stuff!

*He soon attacks the denizens again, hitting as much of the little pests as he could while speeding at them, still deep under the drink's effects...*

[dinoman666]

*Denizens continue to vanish into the ground as the Scout swings at them, his shadow mysteriously growing ever so slightly larger each time, the change to small to be noticed*

[UndeadRaptor]

*The Scout starts to ignore the remaining denizens and begins swinging at the air, thinking the little creatures had somehow cloaked themselfs, before hitting an unfortunant one in the stomach*

AMM: Get ready to lose your knee-caps, chucklehead!

[dinoman666]

*Eventually, arms poke out of the Scout's shadow, all armed with rayguns, and fire simultaneously, too close and too fast to be deflected and sending the Scout flying while the Denizens that had hidden in his shadow flee*

[UndeadRaptor]

Scout: Agh!

*The Scout eventually lands face-first, but takes little damage due to the effects of the Bonk! drink, as he gets up, still in super-hero form...*

[dinoman666]

*Denizens all flee towards my fortress*

[UndeadRaptor]

*AMM quickly follows behind, bombing the denizens from above with the contaminated milk jars, laughing as he chased them down*

Scout: Ha ha ho, ho ha! Look at all you chuckleheads down there!

[dinoman666]

*Denizens simply run around the falling jars, either unaffected or dodging them completely, then disappearing in the ground just outside my fortress*

[UndeadRaptor]

*The Scout flies into dm's fortress, searching for both him and his little "pets"*

Scout: Boo! We were just gettin' started!

[dinoman666]

*The Scout simply bounces off my fortress' walls, sent flying backwards, the front gate opening shortly afterward*

Hey, what's going on out here?! I'm trying to watch some TV in here! Stop banging on my castle d*mmit!

[UndeadRaptor]

*A Spycrab decloaks near DM, laughing as it does. The Scout gets back up, watching as the Spycrab pulls out a knife*

SC: Peekaboo!

AMM: Yo, a little help?

SC: Yes! (Insert ridiculously evil face here) I'm going to gut you like a cornish game hen...

[dinoman666]

*Spycrab randomly explodes* No, seriously, what are you doing here?

[UndeadRaptor]

AMM: Because, of 'em little pests you sent running around this place! Tehy're annoying and don't die!

*The Scout stares at DM for a moment, before turning back at his shadow, making sure no denizen's hid within it...*

[dinoman666]

Pests? Oh, right, the Denizens! Eh, don't worry about them. They just, you know, follow you, clean places, give people random gifts. Quite harmless, really...

[UndeadRaptor]

*AMM sighs, before pulling out his Boston Basher, covered with both the spikes and ray-gun marks, while pointing at the denizen-controlled tank aswell*

Scout: They attacked me, sent me flying, attacked TT, and are using weapons like ray-guns and tanks! And you call THAT harmless?!?!

[dinoman666]

*No tank can be seen, and I look confused* Uh, rayguns? Tanks? Really? I think you just need to lie down...

[UndeadRaptor]

Scout: *sigh* Hang on.

*AMM dives into his own shadow, before plucking out a hidden denizen wielding a ray-gun, before presenting the pest to DM*

Scout: See? These beasts attacked me! My face, MY face is even scorched with blaster marks!

[dinoman666]

*Eyes the Denizen curiously, then swats it away, and it scurries off* That doesn't prove anything. Denizens are really only dangerous when they have a bad influence leading them, like... Wait. Did you see any Denizen with a funky-looking head? Like with a crack in it or anything?