RPG Topia E-war

[UndeadRaptor]

AMM: I got the missile! Y'all get Jack!

*The Scout flies faster and faster to reach the rocket, while me and the part of RED team with us go hunt down Jack...*

[dinoman666]

No, wait! The controls for the rocket are up there, I think, in the control booth! We need to disable the launch sequence manually! *I race for the doorway, blasting it open and jumping into the elevator and waving everyone else inside* Come on, you milk-chugging freak of nature, get back down here!

*Jack is already in the booth, tapping away at the controls, a pair of Denizens guarding him dutifully*

[UndeadRaptor]

*AMM ignores DM, before breaking into the room with the missile, while me and everyone else rush into the elevator*

Don't worry, that Force-A-Nature knows what he's doing! Let's just stop Jack!

[dinoman666]

*AMM bounces off the missile's thick casing, and I sigh and do a facepalm, before the elevator rises* Whatever you say...

*As the elevator door opens, a pair of short laser blasts incapacitate the Denizen guards, as I step out into the room* Jig's up, smiley! Stop the countdown! *Jack spins around, his crack still twisted into a manic grin, and he slams a button on the console with his fist* Stop it yourself! The stool Jack is sitting on suddenly rises quickly, disappearing through the ceiling and up towards the surface, leaving the pole that supported the stool behind it* You have 30 seconds. HAHAHAHA!

[TyrannoTitan]

*Baneblade smashes into the room somehow*

UUUUH, what do you people think you're doing? The f*cking rules are in effect. No named NPCs dammit.

*Baneblade fires its main cannon into this "AMM", blowing him apart*

*Fires another shell straight up, which somehow finds its way over to this "Jack" and annihilates him too*

[UndeadRaptor]

Soldier: Ah, darn it!

*The Spy walks up to the console, before sapping it with his electro sapper. The missile is also blown to bits, destroying it...*

[dinoman666]

*Time suddenly reverses to before any of this started, as if it never happened*

Aw... Welp, back to my TV then!

[UndeadRaptor]

Eh, the heck just happened?

*The guys on RED team start playing TF2 on a widescreen T.V. in the safehouse, while I sit an listen to a radio with the Scout, who got turned back to normal...*

[Godzilla Forever]

I pop up behind UR.

Want to fight?

[UndeadRaptor]

Woah, what the?! Shh!

*I change the channel on the radio a bit until some music from the 40s comes on, before turning to face G4E as the song continues playing within the safe-house*

Later, man...

[Godzilla Forever]

May I ask what you're doing?

I pull out my somehow remade sword and shine it a bit.......

[UndeadRaptor]

Well, most o' the team is playing TF2 over there, I'm just drinking some juice, and the Scout? Sleeping on the table-top. Also, Tiffany's in another room recovering from TT nearly blowing her to bits right now...

[Godzilla Forever]

Hmmm..... sounds like an average day in the E-war.

[Giratina93]

*Opens up eyes, streaching out wings before I fly off toward the Dark Fortress...*

*Tiffany, now back in human forme, wakes up from her coma, realizing that she's in a room in an unknown place.*

Tiffany: (UR... that fool will get himself killed one day, but I am thankful for what he did...)

[UndeadRaptor]

Yeah... hang on, lemme check up on her. In the mean time, enjoy the music or the games, whichever ya choose.

*I get up, leaving my drink behind before walking to the next room, opening up the door and soon walked inside of it...*

[Godzilla Forever]

I nod before i begin listening to some classical music while playing Halo Reach.....

[UndeadRaptor]

Hey, Tiffany, your up. Have a good rest?

*I smirk from the sarcasm, before putting my head out the door for a moment. The RED team members playing the 360 moan at what G4E did, some getting up and going directly infront of him*

Soldier: Maggot!

Heavy: Sandvich tillz meh to keel you!

Demoman: *unitelligable speaking from "drinks"*

Sniper: Ugh...

[Godzilla Forever]

I pause the game and stand up.

Is there a problem, shorties?

[UndeadRaptor]

*The mad TF2 characters start pulling out their weapons, cracking knuckles or simply stare at G4E in disgust. I watch the scene unfold from the doorway, somewhat confused*

Soldier: Yeah! We were already playing!

Sniper: G'job, mate. Ya screwed everything up.

Pyro: Youh veel burnh!

Eh, a problem happening, guys?

[Giratina93]

Tiffany: Yeah.. would have been even better if there wasn't a tank shell thrown in...

*Lands upon the top of the Dark Fortress, th poisonous clouds of Miasma still blanketing the ground around the structure. I fly into the castle through an open window, just glad to use this place as an area to relax and make plans for the distant upcoming Civil War...*