RPG Topia E-war

[Evil Eye]

Scary Guy: Otrolololo I haz no mouth or head hao r u remove?

[Godzilla Forever]

?

I ignore scary guy and continue watching the movie...

[UndeadRaptor]

*Kicks Sg from the theater and locks him out of the safe house, before continuing the movie. Soon, a plane filled with the main characters flies over Sorna, starting the survival thingy...*

[Giratina93]

MR: I see... So how long ago do you think that story took place?

*Has by now left the two characters to o what they want, as I head off to try and get revenge on that cursed Rathalos for making a mockery out of me...*

[UndeadRaptor]

*Pauses the movie, before tossing MR and Mortum out of the safehouse too and lock them out, before continuing the movie, with the plane and crew now on the ground...*

[Godzilla Forever]

I'd say about 500 hudred years or so. Why?

I continue watching the movie........

[UndeadRaptor]

*Our friend the spinosaurus soon appears and eats one of the merchants as the plane flies off, hitting the dino and sending it crashing into the jungle below. I sigh, before locking the basement door to keep anymore talkers from coming in...*

[Godzilla Forever]

I flick UR in the head.

Why you locking them out?

[UndeadRaptor]

Cause, if I didn't they'd keep on blabbering and ruin the movie by that talking!

*I toss G4E out of the booth into his seat as the movie continues on as the spino attacks the downed plane, before eating the other unlucky merchant...*

[Giratina93]

(Uh, MR was never IN the safehouse... He was by the Dark Fortress...)

MR: Because... That was when there was a terrible war that waged between demons and humans. For a brief while, the humans seemed to be inning, but the demons merged themselves into one powerful demon, named Yuna, and annialated everything in their path, both demon and human. The powerful demon was out of control, and couldn't tell friend from foe. It was so powerful, it was called the "Demon Queen", despite the fact she really wasn't that...

[UndeadRaptor]

OOC: Yeaaaah... but G4E said Mortum was in the SAFEHOUSE with ME.

*The movie continues on where the tyrannosaur and spino meet, with the quick fight going on until the rex is killed*

Scout: Boo! This sucks on ice!

Soldier: maggot!

Heavy's ghost: Eez not possible!

[Godzilla Forever]

Hmmm.... interesting. What happened to her, since she was obviously defeated?

O watch the movie, before saying:

That's bullsh*t! A spino's not that strong!

[UndeadRaptor]

*The Scout throws some popcorn at the movie screen, but I quickly change the films for a moment, showing the rex winning and have the thing progress on*

Yes. I edited some of it, get over it!

[Giratina93]

MR: She was sealed away by one of Giratina's ancestors, his great-great-great(X12)grandfather, the same ancestor that was mortally wounded and died while fighting the demon dragon Ryukotsei 50 years ago. He used his strength and cunning to lure the ravenos deon into a trap, and sealed her inside a coffin in the Dark Fortress... where she laid for 500 years...

HEY, YOU STUPID RATHALOS! COME BACK AND FIGHT ME! I AIN'T FINISHED WITH YOU YET!

[Godzilla Forever]

I watch the scene with a little smile on my face, due to how silly it looked. Could be worse, though.

Why did he seal her there? why not put her somehwere less conspicuous?

[UndeadRaptor]

*Leaves booth for a moment, before grabbing a metallic, foldible chair and unfold it, before sitting down and watches as the movie progresses on to the raptor nest...*

[SniperSaurus]

I slowly rise from the bushes, to see the remnants of he fortress. "My head... it feels like I was shot, curb stomped by a giant lizard, and a few other things that I dont even want to think about..." I pickup my Barret and walk into the woods.

[Giratina93]

MR: From what I dug up, the Dark Fortress was the best place to seal her up in. It's surrounded by a thick blanket of poisonous miasma, which would normally ward off anyone foolish enough to try and get near. Also, the entire area here used to be patrolled by numerous flesh-eating Gyaos. And if, by some odd reason one were to get past those, then inside the castle itself, there were barriers put up by Gira's ancestor that kept Yuna sealed inside if by chance she broke ou of her seal by herself, and potential thiefs and power grabbers out... Those barriers dissintergrated when he himself died...

[Godzilla Forever]

Wait.... if the barriers disintigrated, doesn't that mean someone can just wake her up and claim her power?

[Giratina93]

???: Only if I personally allowed said person to do so...

*Meta-Ridley doesn't get enough time to register the voice before Yuna herself materializes out of a cloud of miasma infront of him and Mortum, the jewel in the middle of her forehead glittering brightly in the sun.*

MR: Wait, when did you..?

Yuna: For the longest time, no one DARED approach the fortress, fearing that the barriers were still up. It was only because of that idiot Bowser that I was freed from my 500 year slumber...

*Is still seeking to take on either TT himself or KP's little pet, my anger levels growing rapidly...*