RPG Topia E-war

[dinoman666]

Boredom is no excuse to interfere with duels... and my profit... *Denizen pokes a robot curiously*

[Godzilla Forever]

Mortum slices the demoman in half and continues watching the fight....

[UndeadRaptor]

*The Scout gets up out of his chair and hits Mortum on the head with his baseball bat, angered at the NPC. I just yawn, while the denizen is zapped by an electric bolt from the robot, who flies from it*

Why'd ya do that?! He's just a dang drunk!

Demoman: Aye hughe fulk mehu... I'ma keel you! *Looks at missing legs* AHHHHHHH!!!

[dinoman666]

*The Denizen is stunned, but otherwise unaffected* Oh, would you guys cut it out already? Sheesh, you'd think this was an E-war or somethi-- oh, right...

[Godzilla Forever]

Mortum uses his dark powers to make the scout implode.

"He attacked me. I responded. Simple as that."

[Giratina93]

*Several Swoobats fly around above the arena, a portal opens u pin th emiddle of them, Meta-Ridley flie sthrough the portal, before landing in the bleachers...*

MR: Oh boy... WHat has Gira gotten himself into now?

Swoobat 1: He's picked on a foe too tough for him!

Swoobat 2: The ruler of the Distortion World hasn't got a chance against Inferno!

[UndeadRaptor]

Scout: Hey! I'm sorry, dammit! Just fix him and I'll leave ya alone, alright?!

*The Soldier grunts and snores, sleeping, using his helmet to cover his face as the fight went on...*

[dinoman666]

Hey Ridley! Want to bet on Gira and make me rich beyond my wildest dreams even MORE?

[UndeadRaptor]

*Ellis pops up on top of Meta-Ridley, a happy grin on his face as he opens his mouth to speak*

El: I ever tell you 'bout the time ma friend Keith tried deep-frying turkey?

*A flashback starts up in everyone's minds, showing Ellis' friend trying to throw a living turkey into a dumpster filled with radioactive heat...*

[Godzilla Forever]

Mortum fuses the demoman back together before be takes a swig from his flask.

"Hoo, boy.... this is going to be a long evening..."


Abaddon licks his hand before swinging his tail at the robots, swatting soem aside....

[UndeadRaptor]

Demoman: Ugh hag furhe sae!

Scout: What about me?!

*The flashback progresses, still flashing in everyone's minds, now showing Keith being rushed to the hospital from falling into the dumpster...*

[dinoman666]

Ellis, buddy, that's very interesting, but can we worry about it later?

[Godzilla Forever]

Mortum unimplodes the scout.

"Happy now?"

[UndeadRaptor]

Scout; Thanks.

*The Scout and Demoman switch seats as they sit down, while Ellis' story continues on for no obvious reason, the L4D2 character preparing to tell another...*

[The Kingpin]

*a rumbling snarl comes from the Imperial Dragon as the ice blocks strike, doing little more than irritate him, a pulse of flames blowing outwards, stopping the blocks in their tracks, a second pulse sending them hurtling in excess of 100 MPH, slamming into their source, battering Gira to a pulp and knocking him out of the air, Inferno's glowing eyes flashing dangerously as he glances at the robots, causing them to suddenly burst into flames, vaporised instantly by the heat, the Dragon snarling irritably as he focuses on Gira*

Inferno: If you wish for your death, worm, you shall have it! You may take your turn After I have dealt with the pretender...

[Godzilla Forever]

Abaddon shouts:

"If anyone is to fight the fire dragon after this, it is to be ME, and no other!"

Kori Kahn snorts at the evil dragon before he continues watching the fight...

[The Kingpin]

Inferno: I have no quarrel with you, Abaddon. Giratina has brought my wrath upon himself. UR and his robots pester me and thus will deserve punishment, should they continue. You however...are innocent. And therefore, I will not fight you...

[TyrannoTitan]

*Ellis explodes*

Named NPCs are NO BUENO.

[UndeadRaptor]

*Pops up behind TT, a slightly confused expression on my face, while I scratch the side of my head and gulp down some of the cola in my other hand*

Wait, so no video game characters are allowed? DAMMIT!

*Teleports back into stadium, leaving behind a not saying: "please write yes or no in the box below for my current question..."*

[TyrannoTitan]

Scout/soldier/whatever are fine, because they aren't named.