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Postby Giratina93 » Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:14 am

*hovers to right above EE, then falls ontop of him.*

Does anyon hear screaming?

*Is smashes like a pancake, Bowser falling from a dimensional Hole.*

Bowser: oorrrgg...
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Postby Godzilla Forever » Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:14 am

"Indeed. Kinda feel bad for Gira."
"If none can know what lies ahead, then losing one's way is just human nature."~ Yoshimitsu

"Would you hear my desire? To take this foul blade, and use it to blot out the light forever!" ~ Ganondorf
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Postby C S » Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:16 am

In Soviet Russia, Russia sees ALASKA

....and YOU

*Chugs a bottle of vodka, or I try to, seeing as I have a TV for a head*


In Russia there be no TV! D:< Only Moscow coloring book D:
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Postby Iceking » Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:16 am

*I nod to G4E.* So, now that we're at your castle, what do you want to do to pass the time?
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Postby Evil Eye » Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:17 am

*Eats Gira, who eats cat*

HAR HAR H-

*Belches, a torrent of Gira mixed with cat spewing forth at TT*


...Excuse me.
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Postby Giratina93 » Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:17 am

Oni: I'm sorry for all of this trouble... I didn't realize that Gira was still alive and had entered my body... Is there anyway I can repay you for your kindess?
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Postby Godzilla Forever » Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:20 am

I scratch my chin.

"Hmmm...... how about a quick sparring match? First one to disarm his opponenet of his weapon wins."
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Postby TyrannoTitan » Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:22 am

D:<

*Dodges, only to fire another cat at EE's chest*
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Postby Evil Eye » Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:23 am

*turns fat*

*kitten bounces off me*

*this site turns into Kitten Cannon*


Pfff. I can beat that, easy.


*launches cat*
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Postby C S » Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:23 am

I CANT DRINK MY FUCKSKI-ING VODKA

*walks over to G4E and bashes the bottle over his head*


D:<
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Postby Evil Eye » Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:24 am

ALTERNATE ENDING

*turns fat*

*kitten bounces off me, launching itself back at TT, who swallows it*


Take your pick :P
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Postby Godzilla Forever » Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:25 am

I punch baron/ CS in the gut, sending him flying back.

"Vodka's fer chumps!!! Have some MILLLLLLK!!!"

I throw a bottle of milk at CS/Baron......
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Postby Evil Eye » Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:27 am

*TT steals the milk, to fuel his inner cat*
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Postby Giratina93 » Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:27 am

Onigumo: Or even better. HAVE SOME EGG NOG!

*Onigumo hoists up a massive water gun, before firing it at CS, the water gun filled with Egg Nog...*

*REvives, now ticked off.*

DIE, DAMNIT!

*Hurls energy spheres at TT...*
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Postby Evil Eye » Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:29 am

*last part of Gira's post is void*


NO MOAR ENERGY SPHERES :evil:

Too conventional.
Not random enough.


I AM...


THE RANDOMNESS ENFORCER
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Postby Godzilla Forever » Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:32 am

Fat fire beathing chicken tackels EE and gobbles him up in one bite.

"CHICKEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!"
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Postby C S » Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:32 am

*milk thumps off my television screen of a face, and the egg nog simply splatters against it*

WASPSKI!

*throws up Spinnerax, as MM disappears*
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Postby Doc 42 » Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:32 am

*Potato smashes into EE, carrying him across site and pile driving him through the wall*

Carry on eveybody.
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Postby TyrannoTitan » Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:33 am

*Is now a cat apparently*

MEOW. MEOW I SAY.

*Beats Doc's shins with a cane*
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Postby Godzilla Forever » Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:34 am

I pull out my sword and slice spinnerax's legs off before shooting atomic breath at my foe, sending flying into the sky form the asplosion...........
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