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Postby Evil Eye » Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:34 am

*gives Gira and Doc EE sign of approval*

---> \m/(O.O)\m/

*gives alternate sign of approval as well*

(\__/)
(='.'=) <---
(") (")

*voids G4E's post*

:x
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Postby C S » Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:36 am

*Anti cheap sh*t shield forms around Spinny*

YOU CAPITALIST NOOBSKI!

*Spinnerax (who has a red star of communism on his chest) fires a his heat ray at G4E, which is trailed by several red stars that fly out at him...*
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Postby Godzilla Forever » Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:38 am

I spin my blade rapidly in a circle before unleashing a flurry of trippy colors from my sword, stunning spinnerax before throwing a gallon of milk at the robot................

Chicken eats EE again.
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Postby Doc 42 » Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:38 am

OW. JESUS
Sunnva..
*hops around on one leg*
Don't you Kgawgr@F@AE@F's every forget?!
*Gets out dwarf crossbow*
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Postby Evil Eye » Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:39 am

\m/(O.O)\m/

*given to G4E*


*Doc is transported to Soviet Russia*

In Soviet Russia, the axe kills stuff by swinging its Gimli.
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Postby C S » Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:41 am

*Spinny is able to filter out the trippy colors, while his heat ray evaporates the milk...some how*

OW MY EYESKI

I FEEL AS IF I HAD SOME MARAJUANASKI
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Postby Godzilla Forever » Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:42 am

Chicken spits up EE, shooting him into the stratosphere before he slams into Doc in soviet russia..........

I unleash my atomic breath, only it has hippies jumping inside of it, the hippies beginning to maul mr Baron while I throw a bajillion cartons of milk at Spinnerax.......
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Postby Giratina93 » Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:43 am

8Turns into Hoot-Hoot, bfore firin Hypnomatic rays at Doc.*

and now, OVERTHROW KINGPNI!
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Postby C S » Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:43 am

In Soviet Russia, doc slams YOU

*Fat lepracohn sumo wrestler is hurdling out of the sky*
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Postby TyrannoTitan » Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:43 am

*Cane collides with Gira's head*

I SAY! MEOW! MEEOOW!

*Repeated beating with cane*
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Postby The Kingpin » Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:43 am

*a series of strange, mooing sounds are heard all across the site*

...

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...


*Cows rain down, one squashing TT, another hitting Gira, a third colliding with CS, yet another squashing EE flat, as far above, on the Chronicles logo, a series of giant cowterpults fire torrents of fat cows, Bane running around, gulping them by the dozen in a futile attempt to 'catch 'em all'*
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Postby TyrannoTitan » Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:44 am

OH MEOW!

*Hobbles out of the way with the aid of the cane*
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Postby Doc 42 » Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:46 am

*fires ICBD out of Soviet Russia with crossbow, Dwarf streaking across most of the planet before smashing into TT, tackling him*
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Postby C S » Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:46 am

In Soviet Russia, cows make PEOPLE burgers


*crawls out from underneath cow*
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Postby Godzilla Forever » Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:46 am

KP is suddenly hit by a flurry of milk, destroying multiple cowterpults, giant milk cannons being fired at him, led by the dreaded Sitting bull.............
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Postby Giratina93 » Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:48 am

*Telekinetically lifts cow up, beforeflinging it back at wherever KP is, smoothering him odeath.*

THAT's WHAT YOU GET FOR MAKING ARTEMIS!
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Postby Evil Eye » Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:49 am

*A series of---
wait gummy bears dont make noises <.>

*gummy bears are thrown up by Doc, who ate too many and had a tum tum ache (o.o), and they begin to fire ducks out of their cellular porcupines at all the members*
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Postby C S » Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:49 am

In Soviet Russia, bugs eat birds!


*Spinnerax flies in and catches Gira in a Keizer beam, about to eat him*

Speak of the devilski!
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Postby TyrannoTitan » Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:49 am

MEOW I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS!

*Smacks dwarf repeatedly with cane*
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Postby Godzilla Forever » Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:50 am

Gira hears a jurassic Park t-rex roar behind him before the fat fire breathing chicken kicks gira with a clawed foot, sending him flying into a rock...........
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