RPG Topia E-war

[Evil Eye]

In Soviet Russia, the cane smacks the dwarf repeatedly with you.

[Giratina93]

*Peels self from rock, before flying away.*

Thi is too much randomness for me!

*Heads off toard Bowse's Castle, Th recentl-revived Koopa King hurrying up to catch u to me.*

*Minene, Tiffany, and Darkai watch the carnage from inside the cage.*

Darkai: So this is wha the E-war was like before Gira showedup?

[Doc 42]

*dwarf recoils before pulling out a digeridoo, getting into a fencing stance*
Dwarf: The Leprechauns have taught me much, from the ancient Australian arts to farming the most dangerous potatoes. You stand no chance, ***** cat.

[TyrannoTitan]

*Bowser's castle explodes violently*

MEOW WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING MEOW?!

*Pushes button on cane, a blade popping out*

ENGARD MIDGET!

[Evil Eye]

*Gummy bears shoot camelsauce mixed with pelican feathers at Gira's illegal post*


EXECUTION!!!

[Giratina93]

*makes it to random fort, befriemanning a cannon.*

THIS I POWER!

*Fires cannon at TT, blasting him to bits.*

[C S]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, MISSILES ARE THE PEOPLE

*Spinnerax disappears, replaced with G1, who fires off a missile barrage*


*screaming people descend upon the site in bloody explosions*

[Godzilla Forever]

I charge into the fray, my sword being replaced with a giant catfish, I swing the catfish, hitting TT with enough force that he flies into a randomly placed tree that looks like a rock that looks like a tree.

The chicken teleports behind EE and pecks him violently with its beak, blood splattering the earth.

"BOCK BOOOOOOOOOCK!!!!"

[Evil Eye]

*Gummy bears shoot camelsauce mixed with pelican feathers at Gira's illegal post*


EXECUTION!!!

x2!

[The Kingpin]

*cow is ground into minced meat on impact as the milk sizzles and evaporates as it hits me, a giant frog landing on top of Gira, flattening him, the frog croaking, the croak so violently loud that the rumble splatters Gira and causes an earthquake, overgrown lemurs flying out of the cracks, eyes opening wide, lasers of lemury death zapping down across the site*

[TyrannoTitan]

*Voice inside tree*

ME-OW!

*Attempts to escape plant prison*

[Godzilla Forever]

Giant chicken begins to gobble up EE's bloodied remains......

[Giratina93]

*Hurls frog back at KP's location.*

sheesh. Can't a birdie get a break?

[The Kingpin]

*frog grows rockets and flies back down on Gira*


NO! BIRDIE NO HAZ BREAK (O)_(O)

[C S]

*pulls off Furry hat*


DIE YOU SYMBOL OF NEGA-AMERICANSIM!

*chucks it away*

*it explodes into flames*

[Godzilla Forever]

Giant chicken sets gira on fire before letting out a T-rex roar...........

I charge TT, my sword safely back at my castle, before I bring the catfish down on the tree, smashing it along with TT.........

[Evil Eye]

*prepares to fight the giant coral reef that is threatening my elephant's trunk's dignity, using a strand of DNA and penicillin*

[Giratina93]

*Shoves shrinking potion onto Norbert's mout, shrinking him back down to normal size.*

pant, pant... I can't handle this normalness... THERE MUST BE PLOT!

*Leaps into Super Scarab, befire firing lazor at CS and EE.*

DIE, PUNY MORTALS!

[C S]

*Simply turns around, laser hitting me square in the chest*

....

*laser suddenly refracts into several colors*

LASER LIGHT SHOW


*raves*

[Godzilla Forever]

Giant chicken shoots a beam of volcanic flames onto the SS, setting it on fire, the chicken letting out another roar before flying up and flapping its wings, creating a hurricane.........