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by **Giratina93** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 10:58 pm

*Uses last of remainnig power to hold up the portion of the base where Pyro andco. are, opennig a portal behind them, the portal leadnig to KP's Citadel.*

by **The Kingpin** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 11:04 pm

*pulls out cloth the size of the USA, 237562364782645782 pokeballs attached*

see? i caught them all Gira...don't bother with them...go hunt....digimon or something...

*incinerates pokeballs and pokemon within*

as for you, Aircrest....

*Ripper appears in Aircrest's mind, saying "you are my absolute WORST student"*

********.....can't even let me sip my Frappecino...

*walks away in search of a new Starbucks*

*Gira's portal opens in a bathroom in the Citadel, a ridiculous number of guns appearing out of nowhere and pointing at it*

by **C S** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 11:14 pm

NecraBark: I cast that...horrid name away Ripper, the realm shall call me NECRABARK for forever and a day! Titanus..am I needed for any other task?

by **The Kingpin** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 11:17 pm

*rum bottle collides with Necrabark's face*

HELLO! THE WAR'S OVER EINSTEIN!

*heads across the moon, with a clothes hanger clip on nose due to strong aroma of cheese*

by **C S** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 11:19 pm

NecraBark:...*licks rum thats on his face before saying:* ...what the sh*t...so I basically devoted my life to an a*s called the TITANUS for NOTHING?!

by **The Kingpin** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 11:21 pm

yep. way to go.

*hands pop out of the ground and give Necrabark the Dipshit of the Year award*

*starts walking around to the other side of the moon*

by **C S** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 11:22 pm

*Necra takes his award, mumbling ancient RPGT cusses under his breath*

by **Giratina93** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 11:22 pm

*Floats around as a spirit, playing a Game and Watch game.*

Man, these were awsome back in the day!

by **TyrannoTitan** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 11:23 pm

Yep...this was short lived, all things considering.

*Search Icon is suddenly normal, a few elementals hanging around the site for no apparent reason*

by **C S** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 11:25 pm

NecraBark: Well...your not going to turn me back? : D

by **Pyronychus** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 11:25 pm

*My arms raise as I use some of my own powers to help keep the room from completely collapsing in on us.*

*To avoid being skewered, Sy suddenly shoots backwards into the air, backflipping at the height of the jump and landing about ten feet away, one hand on the ground, the other raising the glowing sword. She immediately runs forward again, swinging the weapon upward diagonally, aiming for either his midsection or lower arm...*

by **dinoman666** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 11:29 pm

*Grievous spins 90 degrees, letting the blade flash in front of him, before swinging one saber at Sy's chest*

by **Giratina93** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 11:35 pm

*Back down at the main site, a parade is occuring, numerous koopas and sharpclaws, none that have enlisted in the army, wecome back the war vetrons, who are scared and deformed from battle, the familys happily throwing flowers and fireworks into the air, just relieved that the brief, but bloody war's over.*

I have never seen such a touching sight in my life...

by **C S** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 11:38 pm

*me, in comet form crashes right into the parade, the ensuing explosion incinerating every koopa and sharp claw*

Hai guys! Im back from space! I found a space taquito! *holds it up and then eats*

by **Pyronychus** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 11:38 pm

*Sy jinks to the side, the saber narrowly missing her rib cage as she brings her raised katana down and stabs forward...*

by **Giratina93** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 11:44 pm

*Sits in the news station, reporting today's events.*

Just a few moments ago, a comet smashed into the Vetrans day Koopa parade, wiping out thousands of onlookers. authorities say that the cause of this disaster is none other that CS, a typical user here in RPGTopia. people watching the event from afar say they noticed what appeared to be a burning taco following the comet. That's it for now on RPGTopia news.

*Camera shuts off, me looking around nerviously incase some massive figure bursts onto the scene, crushing me with ease.*

by **The Kingpin** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 11:47 pm

*reaches dark side of moon, finding a whole race of moon frogs*

what....the hell?

Frogs: GAH! *hide in homes*

*casually walks towards one house and knocks on door, which creeks open, one big eye poking out of it*

Frog: what do you want?!

....why aren't you on the other side of the moon?

Frog:....your earth wolves' howls scare us, so we hide here...

-_-

you mean to tell me you abandoned half the MOON because of some how- WAIT A MINUTE! how can you hear howls on earth, from here?!

Frog: tell that to Niel Armstrong...he heard a random call for prayer from Egypt!

O_o......o.....kay....*looks at water, starting to wonder whether it'd been swapped with booze, but finding it to be plain old water*

by **Giratina93** » Sun Jul 26, 2009 12:56 am

*Pulls out Telescope, noticeing KP on the moon.*

... That's strange.. WHAT THE ****?!

*Nuke slams into me, obliterating me off the face of the site.*

by **Iceking** » Sun Jul 26, 2009 1:27 am

*Opens portal back to site and walks through it. Steps out of portal and sets foot on the memberlist icon, seeing that the war is over.* Meh, was fun while it lasted. *Lays down on Memberlist Icon, enjoying the peace and quiet.*

by **Giratina93** » Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:12 am

*Revives, now with a fishing pole in hand, infront of a massive lake.*

Perhaps I can cathc some titanic fish to eat...

*Casts line into the water, hoping for something to bite.*

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