RPGTopia E-war

[The Kingpin]

*air distorts near Pyro's position, a small black rift opening up, before closing again*



Meanwhile...

*Webmaster wakes up with a wide yawn*

ugh....i'm hungry....

*mouth moves within 2 tenths of a milisecond, the tree nearby completely disappearing in that time*

that's better....now...where's the *** that woke me up earlier?....

[Giratina93]

*Koopa runs up beside me.*

Koopa: General Gira, there's a distortion in the area where Pyro is...

WHAAAAAAAAAAAT? Show me!

*Koopa leads me back down to the bottom of the inner sanctum, where Pyro is, then sees the Air distortion.*

TROOPS! ASSEMBME!

*Dozons of Sharpclaws and Spacepirates flood into the inner sanctum, aiming their weopons at the distortion, incase the worst occurs...*

*High up in the sky above the Kingpin's location, the golden spores from earlier begin to descend to the ground, falling all around the Webmaster like Biollante's golden spores did to Godzilla 20 years earlier...*

[The Kingpin]

Pyyyyyyyyyyyyyrooooooo......oooh Pyyyyyyyyyyyyyrooooooo....It seems you've been...det'ained...again. I was won'dering if *gasp* you would...be consid'erring the option of....leeeeeeaving....Would i be wrong?

*piercing greenish blue eyes stare out of the darkness at Pyro, small pupils at their center*



meanwhile...


*looks around at spores*

Oh great...now someone's farting fairy-dust at me...lovely....

*walks out of the way of spores, before turning around and looking at them*

[Giratina93]

*Sharpclaws and Spacepirates aim there weopons at the eyes, ready to open fire in the owner of those eyes attacks them first...*

*Golden spores stop falling around Kp, the area around him dreadfully silent...*

[The Kingpin]

*eyes stare piercingly at the newcomers*

Ohhhhhhh.......I see we have....vis'itors?....how....interesssssssting.....are you ac'tually thinking about......shoo'ting me?...it seems...you don't know....who you're deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeealing withhhhhhh.....Make an......intellegent decision....an'd......leeeeave....


Meanwhile....




ah good....fairy-farts stopped....now...where can a guy get a drink around here?....

*turns back and begins to walk away*

[Giratina93]

*Sharpclaw adn Spacepirates simply keep their weapons aimed at the pair of eyes, waiting for my command to open fire...*

*Ground beneath Kp begins to quake and tear itself apart, sending the webmaster flying as Omega-Ridley crawls out of the ground, snarling into the sky, then takes off, heading for the remains of Bowser's Castle...*

[Pyronychus]

*Takes a small step back, staring at the eyes in the blackness warily, something about the unearthly being making a chill run down my spine.*

I... I d... do think I should leave. Nothing against Gira... but, I just... feel like I'm in danger...

*Sense of unease steadily rises.*

Uh if... if I might ask, who are you?


*The blue mutant groans, but doesn't get up, and the orange raptor gets to its feet and starts limping away.*

Hmm, maybe you're right.

*Instantly something else slams into Sy, knocking her off her feet once again as two more mutants burst from the alley behind it.*

Argghh... three against t-two... now that's not... FAIR.

*Kicks the mutant off her and rolls to her feet.*

[The Kingpin]

*Eyes flicker and disappear in an almost TV-Like fashion, as the voice laughs, sounding out behind the Sharpclaws and Space Pirates*

Arrre you sure.....you want to....ha'ng around? i'm sure that you....can't be that keen on dy'ing........your only possible...fate here....is your own a'nnihilation....but of course.....if that is your...goal....then i don't suppose i...have the right....to try and sssssssssss'top you.....


*third mutant is suddenly frozen in place, the body unable to move, but spasming randomly as it's flesh rapidly decays to the point it seems zombified, the corpse falling to the floor*

Sssss'so.......who....goes n'ext?.....

Meanwhile...


*Webmaster is anchored to Omega Ridley's back by sword blade imbedded in it's armour firmly*

hmm....let's see where this takes me...

[Giratina93]

*Spacepirates and Sharpclaw lower their weapons, wondernig where the thing they were aiming at went...*

Hmmm.. that thing had to have gone somewhere....


*Omega-Ridley, not knowing that KP's on his back, land sin Bowser's Castle, the Koopa King sittnig on his throne as koopas are busy repairing the joint from IK's earlier rampage through the castle.*

Bowser: Well, if it isn't Ridley. I thought you were dead...

*Omega-Ridley simply snarls at Bowser, a koopa behind Omega-ridley notices the webmaster, then begins to back away from him...*

[Pyronychus]

*The two remaining mutants stop their attack, staring confusedly at their comrade's remains. One looks around wildly for the source of the voice, while the other stares half fearfully, half angrily at Waspinator and Sy, starting to back away toward the alley.*

*Sy glances around, unable to tell where the unnerving voice came from, but knowing it must be powerful and dark.*

Who's there?


*Mind races, and I look around for a possible way out, also thinking of a way to make my own way out if none exists.*

Uh, Gira, I really think I should be going now... This place isn't safe anymore... I feel something bad's going to happen if I don't take action... someone's after me.

[The Kingpin]

I.....appear under many....I'dentities.....many...faces....i can show you....a couple....


*the appearance of the wyvern known as Spectre, from RoTD, appears in Pyro's head, followed shortly by the G-Man from the Half Life series*


i....preffffer the sanctity of.....darkness....and si'lence...so...as you can...g'uess...not many see...me before i ssss'see them....usually....they never get the....privelege to....encounter me....in peeerson...


*piercing electric blue eyes appear above the group of creatures, staring down at them impassively*



Meanwhile....


*slashing sound is heard as blade is drawn from Omega Ridley's back, the Webmaster backflipping off and landing on his feet*

hmm....handy...i thought i had Nemesis kill you off at that space station several weeks ago....what're you doing back?...

[Iceking]

*Watches Omega Ridley fly off toward the castle, then loses interest a second later and resumes drinking sprite.* Well, I hope that space dragon has learned not to be overconfident after the last battle I had with him.

[C S]

*Is stomping around swinging my head about, "What Is Love" Playing insdie my head*

*put Norbert down and then fires my jets, taking to the skies, and shortly after, space,*

What is love?! *sees a hippie van with thrusters on the back fly by, everyone inside swinging their heads about*

This song is universal!!!

[Giratina93]

*Bowser stares at the webmaster with a priceless look on hsi face, then regains his cool.*

Bowser: I'm not the origonal... I'm a clone of the Bowser that Nemesis slayed and infected....

*Koopas begin to gather around Bowser, ready to defend him incase KP attacks...*

*Sharpclaws and Spacepirates stare up at the pair of eyes, dropping thei weopons in fear.*

[The Kingpin]

*Draws 2 of the swords, spinning them in opposite directions slowly, as a black pulse surrounds me, forming a sphere of darkness in front of Bowser and his minions*

you don't honestly think these goons will save you.....do you?


Meanwhile....




*the eyes fade, as one of the Space Pirates is sliced vertically into 4 strips, 3 black, thick, wispy claws showing through the body as it happens, no other bodypart visible, the strips falling to the floor and decaying to the point they, as with the mutant raptor, seem zombified, or even mummified*



GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET.....OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT.......


*monsterous roar echoes through the area as the eyes shimmer above, sliming into thin, reptilian slits as the iris change from electric blue, to red, the rest of the eye changing from white, to black, forming an eerie red pair of rings above, 3 strange black, swirling patterns appearing in a triangular shape on the red iris, a gust of wind swirling around the Space Pirates and Sharp Claws*

[Giratina93]

*Bowser laughs, then raises his hands, electricity flowing from them, showering the air in the castle with lightning.*

Bowser: No, but they'll keep you occupied for awhile...

*Bowser turns around, walking into the portal behind him, the portal closing as the koopas open fire at KP.*

*Spacepirates and Sharpclaws are frozen in terror, Not certain if to run or to fight...*

[The Kingpin]

*stream of the black aura slips into the portal before it closes, burning a Tribal Styled J on the Koopa King's back*


please...you insult me...


*spins blades as bullets hurtle towards me, the slugs deflecting into the ground, cieling, and in some cases, back at the attackers, killing many of them*


now...to finish these idiots off...

*holds blades straight, then flips them back in hand, so that the blades point down, with the cutting blade out, befor raising arms so that the blades resemble ultra narrow wings, cutting edges pointing forward as the blades point to the sides*

your days are numbered....


*bolts forward, leaping into a sideways barrel roll, the blade hacking Koopas apart*


now...to chase that lousy excuse for a turtle...

*body is engulfed in black wisps, a plume of electrified flames engulfing the Webmaster before disappearing, the Webmaster gone with it*



Meanwhile....



*immeasurable horrors sweep through the Sharpclaw and Space Pirate force like a wildfire, horrific events burning into their minds until they are driven insane, the entire force beginning to foam at the mouth, eyes rolled into the back of their heads as agonised screams erupt within the force, before the entire force is engulfed in flames, reducing them to nothing more than dust*


Fools......they should have heeded my...waaarning....

*Spectre the Wyvern appears before Pyro, eyes a blazing, eerie yellow*

[Pyronychus]

*Stares in horror as the entire group is decimated, and jumps slightly at the appearance of the familiar shape of Spectre, memories of the last encounter at the airfield suddenly coming back.*

*Is speechless for a few seconds.*

I... I'm honestly not sure if I should be thanking you for that or running for my life... But they d-did bring me against my will...

[The Kingpin]

Well....what'ever the Case may be, d'on't....run....Iffff i were here to harm you, you would most certain'ly have already become...a victim in this short....time...span....since i arrived. you don't...need to thank me...but your don't haaave to....run...

*gateway opens up to the Site, the swirling rift spreading to allow Pyro, Sy and Switchy out*

[Giratina93]

THIS IS NOT GOOD!

*Headgear activates, allowing me to hover out of the Hanger, then heads off down the corridor to the bomb shelter, where Bowser appears out of the portal.*

Bowser: Gira.. you okay? You've looked like you've seen a ghost...

I HAVE FRIGHT! A situation has begun to d-d-d-develop that we have not forseen. S-shall we flee?

*Omega Ridley, whose been merely watching the events go on, roars into the sky, then flies off toward the Citadel, seeking a place to rest...*