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by **C S** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 10:22 pm

DONT LOOK AT ME IM NOT DECENT

*spiralls about before the head magically reappears perfectly fine*

by **Giratina93** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 10:24 pm

*Bowser, having been reduced to black mist, floats off to pagoda...*

by **dinoman666** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 10:29 pm

*Grievous laughs, the flames scattering as they hit the sabers* Too easy! *Stops spinning sabers, then lunges forward, swinging at Switch's neck*

by **TyrannoTitan** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 11:33 pm

INSPIRATION!

*Clouds open up above me, a light beaming down, the Cat Launcher slowly floating to the ground*

*Takes Launcher and begins firing angry cats at people*

by **Iceking** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 11:36 pm

*Takes final drink of sprite, then crushes empty can in hands before sticking it in pocket. Dozes off once again, unconcerned of TT firing angry cats.*

by **C S** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 11:36 pm

Holy crab cakes!

*Loneclaw appears as well from the heavens, landing behind a metal crate, where he put his sniper rifle over to balance it and then looks through the scope*

Loneclaw: *deep terminator voice* Via con dios...b*tches *bright beams of lights strike random cats, they dropping dead soon after*

by **Giratina93** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 11:40 pm

*Grabs random cat, then breaks it's neck.*

You juts got RAWKED!

by **TyrannoTitan** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 11:41 pm

*Angry cat collides with Gira's face, scratching him mercilessly*

*Fallen cats regenerate themselves before walking back, ready to be reused in the Launcher*

by **C S** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 11:41 pm

*Starbolt slams into Gira's head, blowing his brain out*

Loneclaw:...I was aiming for the cat...

by **Giratina93** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 11:43 pm

*Throws cat away.*

Man, TT's gone mad with power!

???: Who hasn't?

*Looks behind me and spots Darkrai, whose in th ehouse, washing dishes.*

What have you been doing for the past 100 pages?

Darkrai: Resideing in the corners of your mind...

by **Iceking** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 11:44 pm

*Smircks as I think of how I would easily drive off a cat if TT shot it at me.* I actually encourage TT to send a few angry cats at me, for my ammusement.*

by **C S** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 11:45 pm

*Loneclaw continues to blow angry cats out of the sky*

Loneclaw: May Tigerclaw reap your immortal souls!

by **Pyronychus** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 11:45 pm

*Switch spins on the spot, her tail colliding hard with the saber. At the moment they clash, her head snaps around and twin orange lasers fire from her eyes, aimed at the cyborg's head...*

by **The Kingpin** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 11:48 pm

*arms grow more arms, reaching a prime number of 64, each of them having a baseball bat in hand, batting angry cats at Grievous, completely ignoring the Commando droids*

by **Giratina93** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:02 am

Wait a minute... Prime numbers have only 1 and themselves as factors. 64 is a COMPOSITE number...

*Blows up.*

by **The Kingpin** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:09 am

prime number actually means something in English? ****...i guess that's what i get for being an Arab...ah well

*arms grow even MORE arms, reaching 128, all of them armed with bats and ALL of them launching angry cats at Grievous*

by **Pyronychus** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:19 am

*A cat suddenly lands on Sy's back, startling the raptor into falling out of the air. The cat, a white, brown and black calico hisses menacingly and pounces on the raptor's head, Sy's limbs flailing as she tries to get the cat off, who suddenly becomes confused as it tries to claw out Sy's non-existent eyes, leaping away when its paws are singed by the flames that take their place.*

*Is so focused on Switch and Grievous that I never even notice.*

by **dinoman666** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:23 am

*Grievous manages to raise one of his sabers, barely blocking the laser blast, before stepping back to put some distance between him and his opponent*

*Shields deflect cats in random directions, and several hit Waspinator, frantically clawing at him and slowly tearing him apart*

by **The Kingpin** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:33 am

*arms return to normal, electricity beginning to arc around them wildly, a huge electrical charge being prepared to be fired through the shield, at Grievous*

by **Pyronychus** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:34 am

*Finally looks down as the calico backs away from Sy, growling. I bend down and pick the cat up, who yowls loudly and claws at my wrist.*

Ow ow! Stop it Aspen! It's me!

*The cat is suddenly still and silent, staring at me suspiciously.*

How do you know my name?

Ah, um... that'll take some explaining...

*Sy gets up, notices Waspinator's predicament, and bounds over to him, snarling loudly as she swipes a hand at one of the cats.*

*Switch's tail hovers over her head as she stares unblinkingly at the cyborg.*

Too easy huh? If your reflexes weren't so quick, your face would be melted slag right now...

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