RPGTopia E-war

[The Kingpin]

*red glow suddenly goes out*

i think....i'll let them fight some more before i....change the pace....

[Giratina93]

hmmm... ways KP can change the scale of the fight:

1. Make Switchy the size of an Albertosaurus.

2. Make Grevious the size of a mouse.

3. Turn grevious into a coughing, weezing shell of himself.

4. give Switchy More Dakka.

Really rooting for #1 or # 4....

[TyrannoTitan]

*Smacks KP over the head*

Damn things always skipping...

*Gets screwdriver and attempts to repair audio in KP's head*

[The Kingpin]

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*TT is electrified to death, Sims 3 style*

[Giratina93]

*Fires shrinking ray at TT, TT getting shrunk to the size of a flea, before I flick him into KP's hair.*

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[Pyronychus]

*Glances at Gira.*

Was it you? Since Switch went off by herself and left the rest of us in a different dimension, I had no idea how that happened...

Sy: Switch is part arachnid? How did I miss this fact?

*Sy trots up next to us and Aspen stares down at her distrustfully.*

Aspen: The DNA was only re-activated a short time ago. She doesn't often use it except in times of real need.

*Sy gives the cat a half amused, half impressed look.*

How do you know that?

*Aspen flicks the tip of her tail at me.*

Ah...

*Switch raises her fist up.*

Well now, that is a compliment coming from someone who can counter almost anything I can dish out...

*Starts to open her hand, more light flooding from it and bathing the Lili in its glow.*

Energy is versatile...

*Something that looks like a bright blue flair launches itself straight up from her palm, slowing down and stopping to hover in place when it reaches a height of about thirty feet. It remains there for a second, pulsating, then suddenly explodes in a shower of small blue-white sparks, which start to fly around erratically as they descend toward the cyborg, each one buzzing electrically...*

[Giratina93]

Hmm.... I did make that scorpion...

*Cracks neck, then walks off to ISS...*

[TyrannoTitan]

*Leaps off KP and onto Gira, now completely a flea*

*Is suddenly joined by hundreds of clone-like fleas*

ATTACK!

*Flea swarm consumes Gira in a matter of seconds*

[dinoman666]

*Grievous sticks all four sabers above him, spinning them incredibly fast, once again making a shield of Lightsaber energy as the sparks rain down on him*

[Giratina93]

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! GET THESE FLEAS OFF OF ME!

*Tries to scratch the fleas off, then leap sinto nearby river, the fleas now floating on top of the water as I swim away beneath the surface, my paper body not affected by the water...*

[TyrannoTitan]

*Swarm morphs into a pack of piranha, which proceed to maul Gira*

[Giratina93]

*Retracts head and limbs back into shell, then begins to spin around violently, creating a whirlpool which sucks the pirahnas in...*

[C S]

I WANNA COME TOO

*Screen crashes into Gira like a comet*

Me: Holy...F*CK........lifting that thing took 90% of my power!!

[Giratina93]

*whirl pool deflects screen backout into space as I'm slung out of self-made whirlpool, being sent flying toward the Site Logo...*

[C S]

*screen plows through the whirl pool and crashes into Gira because he's a massive a*s crocodile thing thats fat as hell*

*Is recharging*

[Giratina93]

*Spinning shell deflects the screen elsewhere, me flying through the air, then landing ontop of the Site Logo.*

Me, fat? this is all muscle, baby!

[The Kingpin]

*logic crits Gira for 640,872,394.92 water damage, killing him instantly*


you cannot beat the laws that the universe operates by, Gira. water > paper is one of those laws...

[Giratina93]

*Revives, then begins to cover self with water-proof covering.*

*Leaps into swimming pool, back-stroking amongst the countless Northosaurs and Dunkleosteus in th epool.*

[Pyronychus]

Switch growls irritably and mumbles to herself: What'd I tell you...

*Suddenly bolts toward Grievous and jumps, curving her tail tip downward. Lands as hard as possible not eight feet from him and smashes the stinger into the earth, the surface cracking from the impact alone even before thousands of volts of controlled electricity skim the ground, visibly spreading out at least ten feet in all directions...*

[dinoman666]

*Grievous leaps forward through the air, flips forward, over the electricity and lands in front of Switchblade* Time to die, pest! *Grievous swings two sabers down at Switch's head*