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by **The Kingpin** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 11:51 pm

oh wow....moved from Pokemon to Dinosaurs, eh? well....two can play at that game...

*snaps fingers, a black aura swirling around behind me as Crusher walks out, snarling irritably at the pests in front of him*

I don't think i need to explain anything to you, do i?

Crusher: nah...i know exactly what these idiots are here for...

*Crusher's jaws snap shut with a loud chomping sound, teeth slashing against eachother as his jaws close*

*Norbert and Crazy Frog are sitting on a lily pad in a nearby pond, watching and drinking themselves silly*

Crazy Frog: 5 flies say the Allosaurs'll maul him BING

Norbert:....DEAL!

by **Giratina93** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 11:53 pm

*Two of the allosaurs run at Crusher head on, while a third begins to sneak around behind the buildings toward his back...*

by **The Kingpin** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 11:55 pm

*Crusher sidesteps the pair, grabbing the one nearest to him by the neck and twisting around as it passes him, turning it's whole body with him and causing the Allosaur to stumble, trip, and fall on it's side, breaking it's neck in Crusher's jaws in the process, the corpse falling limp as Crusher rips the head off, throwing it at the other Allosaur's feet*

Crusher:....one down....two to go....

by **Giratina93** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 11:59 pm

*Both remaining Allo's leap at Crusher, one latching onto his side, the othersnapping at the massive rex's nose, the Allo on his side now clawing away at the T-rex...*

by **The Kingpin** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 12:08 am

*Crusher cranes his neck back, dodging the blow towards his nose and slamming his head down over the head of the Allosaur, stunning it, before turning so that his Allosaur-laden flank is facing the other, before making a hip-check, knocking the attacker into it's comrade, causing it to fall off and it's comrade to stumble back, Crusher turning and stomping on the skull of the Allosaur that had been on his flank, and lunging forward and snapping his jaws shut on the head of the last Allosaur, dragging it back towards him, letting it stumble over the corpse of it's comrade before letting go of it's snout and putting a foot on it's back, pressing down and breaking it's spine, before roaring in victory*

Norbert:...gimme...

Crazy Frog: **** you.

Norbert:....i'll take a crap in one of those things' noses...

Crazy Frog: O_o' get outta here! you won't do that!

Norbert: (-)_(-) wanna bet?

Crazy Frog:......YEAH!

*Norbert leaps off lilypad, scampers over to one of the corpses and sits on the nostril of the furthest one from them, as Crusher walks off irritably into his portal. several moment's later, fart sound is heard from Norbert's direction, the Frog scampering back and jumping into the pond, and onto the liliypad*

Norbert:.....gimme....

Crazy Frog: for that ****? hell yeah...

*starts catching flies for Norbert*

by **Giratina93** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 12:13 am

*Stares in disbelief as a Baryonyx heads over to me, hissing in rage.*

Yea, you can go and tear that frog Norbert to pieces...

*Baryonyx roars in glee, then dashes out of the building toward Norbert, the large Spinosaurid crushing the Crazy Frog beneath it's feet...*

by **The Kingpin** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 12:18 am

*Baryonyx bounces ridiculously high the moment he steps on Crazy frog, flying right over Norbert and into the waiting jaws of a hungry Deinosuchus in the lake, being ripped to pieces*

*Norbert and Crazy Frog stare at eachother*

Norbert: (O)_(o)'....well that was wierd...

Crazy Frog: (o)_(O)' yeah...BOM! *continues catching flies*

*Meanwhile, Webmaster continues towards castle calmly*

by **Giratina93** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 12:23 am

*Hungry Northosaur bites down onto Norbert's leg, then drags him into the lake, before devoring him whole as the Palace doors slam shut and lock up, preventing KP from entering...*

by **The Kingpin** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 12:56 am

*Northosaur suddenly turns to solid gold, Norbert proceeding to climb out of it's mouth and swim back to the surface*

Norbert: at this rate i'll NEVER get my flies!

Crazy Frog: *is running around with a bunch of kids and a limo following him, a random Crazy Frog song playing as he does so* RING Diggading diggadidididing
followers: It's alright!
Crazyfrog: DI-BEM BEM!
followers: It's alright!
Crazyfrog: DI-BEM BEM!

Norbert: (-)_(-)

Meanwhile...

*draws one sword as i near the door*

they always try and stop me...

by **Giratina93** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 1:08 am

Voice from other side of door: Sorry, no admins allowed....

by **The Kingpin** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 1:11 am

*blade stabs right through door, carving an entrance in it big enough for the admin to walk through, the chunk slashed out being launched forward and into whatever was behind it, a clacking sound being heard as the sword was resheathed*

and who wants to try and stop me?

by **Giratina93** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 1:15 am

*Massive flatscreen TV lowers infront of the Webmaster, then turns on, revealing my face in it.*

Hello! Welcome to Gira's bank palace.We're sorry, bu twe're closed right now. please come again in 4 hours...

*Massive Megatherium bats KP away with it's huge arms, sending him back out the door and into the lake, large steel bars now lowering infront of the door...*

by **The Kingpin** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 1:30 am

*body crackles electrically and disappears, a bolt of electricity zipping through the bars, obliterating the Megatherium as i go, the bars melting from the heat of the electricity, as i reform on the inside*

....they never learn...

by **Giratina93** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 1:36 am

Koopa: Lord Gira, the Kingpin's making his way toward you...

THis is not good...

*Turrets pop up all around the Kingpin, opening fire upon him...*

by **The Kingpin** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 1:47 am

*leaps into an airborne barrel roll, dodging the bullets as a draw my silver-plated Desert Eagle, returning fire, a series of glowing golden bullets blowing up Turrets in rappid succession before landing, rolling to the side and putting a bullet through the barrel of another, the turrent exploding violently and sending shrapnel flying in all directions, wrecking a couple of other nearby turrets and almost hitting me, before i dissipate in a plume of black smoke, reappearing at the exact same instant on top of another intact turret, putting the barrel of the Deagle against the top of it, and firing, the bullet ripping through it and wrecking it's firing mechanism, before landing in the middle of the room, smoking wreckage all around me as i calmly put the Desert Eagle back in a holster under the now open trenchcoat, and continuing*

by **Giratina93** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 1:57 am

COME ON, THOSE COST ME A FORTUNE! Unleash the hounds!

*Pack of CHain-chomps block KP's path, then lunge at him...*

by **The Kingpin** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 2:07 am

*leaps upwards, landing on top of one of the chain chomps and impaling it's 'head' with 1 sword, drawing the Deagle and simultaniously begin to fire at the others, landing shots through the eyes and mouth of the chain chomps, the bullets going through the outer surfacem detonating inside, and a smaller projectile blowing out the body on the other side of the entry wound, leaving a gaping hole, before slashing the one i was on in half, landing on the ground a fair distance from the chain chomps, sheathing the sword with a clack, the slashed Chainchomp falling in half the moment the sound is heard, half the original group of chain chomps fallen around it*

by **Giratina93** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 2:19 am

*Begins to tear at my hair upon seeing my chain-chomps get owned.*

AURGH! THAT'S IT! Now for my elite strike team to deal justice to you!

*Pair of Albertosaurs dash toward KP, ready to use him as a chew toy while I hide beneath the trapdoor, which blends in perfecctly with the rest o fthe floor...*

by **dinoman666** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 2:24 am

*Grievous tosses the sparking Lightsaber aside and spins 90 degrees, kicking Switchblade away as she moves for his leg*

by **The Kingpin** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 12:32 pm

*sidesteps the first incoming Albertosaur and slashes it in half as it passes, before leaping onto the other one and poking the Deagle into it's gut*

not...take me to Gira or this bullet's gonna make a detour for your gut.....and...if i aim it right....castrate you too....

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