by The Kingpin » Sun Jun 14, 2009 12:35 pm
Drake walked out on the beach, staring out at the ocean calmly. the memories it brought with it were both horrible, and great. he was never more at peace than he was at the beach. "You know, me and the beach? we go back....way back" said Drake jokingly. "Alot of my childhood was spent at the beach, before Kagan came back to take me...me and my family used to spend every other day on the beach. swimming, having picnics and dancing. my grandfather would bring bottles of home made wine and everyone would get some, even me, despite being about 10" he said, half lost in his memories, the blisses of life as a child soothing to his mind...
Meanwhile, Spencer and Tony sat in the living room, not having anything to do, having opened a pay per view Blu-Ray channel showing the WWII movie, Valkyrie. "Ya know, ya gotta hand it to those Nazis. they really knew how to be ********. this one time, my friend and i were walking in the belorussian woods. suddenly this half track rolls up on a nearby streat and half a dozen pricks climb out. they start shootin'. my friend panics and runs, an' i look at 'em and say 'HEY! whadda you think yer doin?!'. suddenly they're all screamin 'AMERICANA' and next thing i know, i have a load o' pricks surroundin me and telling me to put my hands in the air. so i toy with 'em and raise my hands. the chief comes over and goes 'Vat Are you doing here?'. so i say 'Walkin'. he stares at me and goes 'Here, you're walking?'. and i said 'yeah. here. got a problem with that?'. he goes 'you are a liar.....ve have vays of making your kind tock'. so i go 'you wan't me to tock? i'll tock. tick tock tick tock'. i thought he was gonna ****! so next thing i know i'm in the bucket with e'm, in a sack. like a fuckin' sack o' potatoes. later on, they open the sack and wahey, whaddaya know, it's this big prick again. so he says 'Have you decided to tock?', and i go 'whaddayou doin' 'ere, i already did tock. want me to tock again? here: tick tock tick tock. so he spits at me. so i burn his face off! 'How's THAT for tockin, eh? bet you regret it now'. let's just say none of them were never heard from again" said Tony as he cackled. Spencer chuckled, but continued the movie...
"Ah yes, organised chaos. the sign of a clever but ever-busy mind. To the perpetrator, a carefully woven web of belongings and intrigue, but to the bystander? Madness!"
–William Beckett, Lore of Leyuna RPG