King of the Hill

[UndeadRaptor]

An angery giant eagle screeches and swoops down, picking up Ins3kt and taking him far away.

My hill.

I sit and do nothing other than watch the television in a safe room as common infected along with the tank, a few hunters and a dozen smokers guard the hill.

[Ins3kt]

I give the eagle my epicness cookie, killing it instantly with its wave of ownage. The body of the eagle falls onto UndeadRaptor and kills him.

My Hill: I destroy the hill. Now nobody can take it from me.

[UndeadRaptor]

I plant the "Hill Here" sign onto a new hill and laugh, before constructing an even safer safe room ontop of it, with the flag inside.

My hill.

I walk into the safe house and hide, locking everything up before turning the news on, noticing I forgot windows for the building, but have some air holes.

[Ins3kt]

I make another hill.

My hill: I do nothing.

[UndeadRaptor]

I use the "Hill Here" sign to my advantage and decide Ins3kt's hill isn't the real hill.

My hill.

Common infected being to swarm the hill as I continue watching the news, before turning on a radio and listening to Eminem.

[Ins3kt]

I use the force to transfer the “Hill here” sign to my hill.
My Hill: I laugh maniacally, than blow bubbles with my new bubble soap

[UndeadRaptor]

The common infected, finding the flag as some sort of religious object, attack Ins3kt and retrieve it, before tossing it back into the safe room.

My hill.

I sit on a chair, still watching the T.V and listening to music as I chew on a chili dog.

[Ins3kt]

I blow up the safe room with over 9000 c4’s.
My Hill: I put 9000 c4’s around my own hill, now free of infected due to the splash damage from the c4’s.

[UndeadRaptor]

I carry the battle damaged flag to Ins3kt's hill along with a white flag, before kicking him in slow motion into the Spartan pit.

My hill.

I plant the flag into the hill and throw the white one away, before rebuilding the safe room around the flag.

[Ins3kt]

I remind UndeadRaptor that he forgot to say This is SPARTA before kicking me. Out of embarrassment, he dies. I respawn in my hill, due to me being a Spartan from the Halo series, not the 300 type.

My hill: I get an army of 300 Halo Spartans to surround my hill and attack UndeadRaptor’s.

[UndeadRaptor]

I use a tactical nuke upon the hill, destroying everything but the safe room and the "Hill Here" flag, sign or whatever it was.

My hill.

I jump into the safe room as I respawn, before doing what I was earlier.

[Ins3kt]

I get a splazer and before I even know what the hell happened, TT comes up, blocks my shot, which bounces off of a conviniently placed mirror straight into UndeadRaptor's face.

My Hill: I eat my hill.

[UndeadRaptor]

I plant the flag on a new hill, just as Ins3kt is bombarded by MAC cannons from orbit.

My hill.

I watch as a small group of xenomorphs come to the hill to form a colony, with a queen on the middle of the group as night settles in.

[Ins3kt]

I use a fleet of covenant cruisers to destroy everything in space and blow up Undeadraptor.
My Hill: I put up a sign saying “No Terrorist” on it.

[UndeadRaptor]

Terrorist ignore the sign before suicide bombing the hill and covenant forces as I get up.

My hill.

The flag sits next to me just as two surviving xenomorphs along with the queen help me build a safe house on the flag.

[Ins3kt]

Terrorist before suicide bomb UndeadRaptor’s hill and his forces as I get up.

My hill.

The flag sits next to me just as two surviving xenomorphs along with the queen help me build a safe house on the flag.

[UndeadRaptor]

Considering that Ins3kt's post is just a copied version of mine with alterations, none of that happens.

My hill.

I finish the house along with the xenomorphs, before letting them in and taking the flag with me, planting it in the meat locker and going upstairs.

[Ins3kt]

I put a for sale sign on UndeadRaptor's hill. Some hobo buys it off him for 8 million.

My hill: I put a “sold sign” on it.

[UndeadRaptor]

I shoot the hobo and steal his money, before hitting Ins3kt with a throwing knife as he tries placing the sign on the hill.

My hill.

I just sit back and watch T.V again as both Ins3kt and the hobo are facehugged in their injured, unconscious forms.

[Ins3kt]

The chestburster eats UndeadRaptor, then I get up, having not died because I am of the highest breed of ownage.

My Hill: I wield a 50.cal, high velocity tree branch, ready to attack anyone who comes close

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