King of the Hill

[UndeadRaptor]

I punt Ins3kt off the hill while the theme to 300 plays in the background.

My hill.

I sit and do nothing while holding a barret .50 caliber to shoot some heads.

[raptor titanus3]

*tap* *tap* (on UR's shoulder) "thats not a sniper rifle, THIS is a sniper rifle" *crack*

my hill

After shooting you point blank Brutal Sniper teleports his fridge full of weapons onto the field "hehahahahahahaha"

[raptor33]

*nuclear explosion*

No, THATS a sniper rifle. one that just shoot a bomb.

[UndeadRaptor]

I just punt raptor33 off the hill with a grenade for some reason.

My hill.

I sit and begin drinking a mountain dew, before grabbing a grenade launcher and waiting for someone to attack me.

[raptor titanus3]

A MW2 player walks by... "NOOB TUBE, DIEEEEEE!"

my hill

after that wierd flammer walks off I walk over to see the carnage... I am not going to describe it for fear that little kids will view it and have nightmares (As for defense an army of people waiting for Half-Life3 surround the hill in hps of preventing gabe Newell from delaying it further)

[UndeadRaptor]

I throw millions of copies of HL3 at the raging crowd, before tackling raptor titanus and beating the living s**t out of him.

My hill.

I sit on raptor's unconscious body, eating another Heavies' sandvich, while holding a baseball bat and waiting to hit someone with it.

[raptor33]

sneaks up behind UR and hit him with his own bat

HA!

my hill!

grabs bat and knocks out anyone near me.

[raptor titanus3]

MAGGOTS *missle launch detected* *kaboom*

my hill

A soldier wielding the atomic missle launcher stands atop the hill

[UndeadRaptor]

I use a stealth bomber and blow up the hill along with raptor titanus.

My hill.

I sit on the hill with my half destroyed bat, before grabbing my burning sandvich and eating it again.

[raptor33]

wipes the planet of all life and moves the hill to the moon

my moon hill!

[UndeadRaptor]

Considering raptor33 put up no defences, I swipe the hill from him and shotgun him in the face.

My hill.

I throw multiple cola cans off the hill, all of which are armed with bombs to blow up if anyone opened them.

[raptor33]

I tunnel underground and steal the flag saying "this is the hill" and stick it into my head and run like mad.
(seriously, thats a terrible idea)

MY HILL!

I run away as my defense.

[UndeadRaptor]

I kick raptor33 in a bad place for a man, sending him flying into space while I steal the flag from him.

My hill.

I sit and do nothing before running to a crater and using it as a hiding spot.

[raptor33]

I cover myself ins "stardust" and touch UR to become a clone of him

I steal the flag.

MY HILL!

runs like mad

[TyrannoTitan]

I let raptor run like he has mental problems while sitting on the true hill, which is an actual hill rather then a flag, and drink Ginger Ale.

My Hill.

Land mines appear around the hill.

[raptor33]

shoots landmines causing everyone on the hill to explode.

My hill.

Puts up a wall of barbed wire.

[UndeadRaptor]

I use hedgeclippers to cut the barbed wire before bashing raptor33 on the head with them.

My hill.

I sit and re-wire raptor's defences, before placing some sentry guns on the hill to defend the perimeter.

[raptor titanus3]

OOC: I got to admit TT I thought R(aptor)33 was going a little over board with that

I drop 120pound bombs from my hovering superblimp all over the hill

my hill

the superblimp is also armed with lots of air-to-ground cannons for more pinpoint defense

[UndeadRaptor]

S.A.M sites fire heat seeking missiles at the blimp, blowing it to pieces.

My hill.

I break multiple glass bottles and toss them all over the hill, along with trip wires to throw people into traps.

[Godzilla Forever]

A giant orbital laser zaps the hill, destroying the poorly crafted defenses.

My hill.

Uruks guard he hill, which is now a burnt pile of grass and dirt....