King of the Hill

[raptor titanus3]

Nickolai walks out of a random closet comepletely fine and wielding the Death Machine "NOW YOU ARE SORRY!"

my bloody hill

Nickolai makes short work of the strange nazis in Black pajamas and sits there with his new favorite gun and his favorite beverage

[SniperSaurus]

Letuinant Hayes of the New California Republic attacks the hill with a squad of NCR troops.

My hill.

Lt. Hayes and 5 battalions of NCR gaurd the hill.

[TyrannoTitan]

Legion sniper kills Hayes and the battalions suddenly, somehow, become useless.

My Hill.

Speakers are set up all around the hill, which begin a constant loop of Barney the Dinosaur, with the player feeding it the audio several hundred feet below ground.

[raptor titanus3]

I drop an EMP from a soundproofed plaine and a legion of SAS Paratroopers

my hill

The paratroopers lay a number of booby traps and other nasty surprises before setting defensive positions

[UndeadRaptor]

Forces Queen of England to withdraw SAS soldiers.

My hill.

Sets up TNT charges and mines around the hill that are rigged, while bazooka-wielding soldiers defend the top of the place.

[raptor titanus3]

Several plaines drop a group of Cluster bombs on the hill and detonates all the mini bombs

my hill

The hill is turned into a spycrab preserve and is defended by rabid nature lovers

[UndeadRaptor]

Gets rid of Spycrabs and their 'protectors' with a few dozen minigun rounds.

My hill.

Sits and noms on sandwich while the mines and TNT are reset and a few choppers fly around the place.

[raptor titanus3]

A migration of carnivorous Lemmings runs across the hill setting off your bombs and eats you while a giant Gman knocks out your helis

my hill

The lemmings move on while I sit there and enjoy the rest of the movie I'm watching

[UndeadRaptor]

Breaks a T.V. over your head, before burning you with a molotove and crushing you with a car that's alarm triggers and alerts the horde.

My hill.

Sits with duel swords, a shotgun, and an SMG with multiple frag grenades.

[raptor titanus3]

I noobtube a tank on top of you and detonate it

my hill

MY NAME IS VICKTOR RESNOV AND I WILL NOT DIE!!!

[SniperSaurus]

Viktor Resnov recives a bullet to the head.

"FOR THE FATHERLAND!", screams a horde of Nazi solders, tanks, and aircraft as the storm the hill.

my hill.

As the Nazis' gaurd the hill, I sit down and read hitlers second Novel, 'Mein Kumfy chair', and fin it to be riviting.

[UndeadRaptor]

A few hordes of BLU Scouts appear, and quickly send baseballs at the Germans, stunning them before rushing in and beating them to death.

My hill.

The Scout horde waits, preparing to rush those foolish enough to come at the hill.

[SniperSaurus]

A Predator slaughters all the men, one by one.

my hill.

He gaurds the hill while his two pet predator-dog things gaurd it.

[raptor titanus3]

Takeo puts on a troll facemask before toughing a nuke power

my hill

"The sound of thunder, the vision of *censored*"

[slashmaster101]

a giant ball of jello eats everything
my hill
i sit on the jello beast

[UndeadRaptor]

I roast the jell-o with a flamethrower.

MAH HEEL!!! >:D

The entire Combine forces from Earth come to guard the hill... running over dying cows in combines.

[raptor titanus3]

Angry staregineer appears and makes your computer do the blue screen of death

my hill... again

"It's about time"

[UndeadRaptor]

Snaps yours and the Engie's neck with broom stick.

My hill.

Changes comp from Vista to Windows 7.

[raptor titanus3]

Bill gates gets a little bit richer and your computer gets sapped into exploding

my hill

Troller spy runs amok (yes thats a word, though I'm not sure thats how you spell it)

[UndeadRaptor]

Gabe Newell appears and eats the "SPAI!"

My hill.

Blocks area with disks of episode three.