King of the Hill

[raptor titanus3]

Crazy Half-life fans steal all the disks and the power of Gabe Newell crumbles

my hill

I drive up the Hill in the little known heavy French tank, the APL 44, which is the equivalent (if not better due to higher max speed and 90mm gun) of a Tiger.

[Iceking]

N'zoth uses his powers to drive you and everyone who comes near the hill insane

My hill

N'zoth has an army of faceless ones guard the hill, while using his insanity powers to further ward off threats and bring them under his control

[TyrannoTitan]

The Titans return and cleanse the hill of all old god activity then leave for no particular reason.

My hill.

I plant a flower to guard the hill.

[Giratina93]

*A Magikarp flops onto the hill*

My Hill

*The Magikarp continues to flop on the hill...*

[UndeadRaptor]

A small brontoscorpio horde climbs up the hill and vicously swarm the Magikarp, killing it with multiple blows from their pincers and stingers.

My hill.

The giant scorpions start shedding their skin while guarding the hill and their kill...

[Godzilla Forever]

I pour alchohol on the socrpions which causes them to sting themselves to death.

My hill.

I sit on the hill and relax with a million mile high electric fence around me.....

[raptor titanus3]

Disco Heavy dances just outside your fence while staying alive plays incesently driving you insane

my hill

All shall fear Disco Heavy when I install the disco club around him with mindless robots and Disco Zombies!

[UndeadRaptor]

Durp, tactical nuke incoming! It's over, hurp durp!

My hill.

Gaint rats scurry all around the hill along with more scorpions...

[raptor titanus3]

Suddenly a giant Pootis Hawk starts circling overhead

my hill

Your creatures run in fear as the Pootis bird nabs them one by one and anything larger that comes shall automaticlly be targeted

[UndeadRaptor]

The hawk is swarmed by V2 bombs.

My hill.

VOLKSSTURM BLITZKRIEG WAVE AHEAD, yay, free keelz!

[raptor titanus3]

OOC: You send peasants?

I walk up the hill appearing harmless and suddenly shout: "Free beer in Berlin for your service"

my hill

As the volks run back to Berlin for Beer and good times I set up a giant statue of a Ice Giant and admire the work I put into it

[UndeadRaptor]

A bomb filled with napalm hits the statue and explodes, sending flames all over the hill.

My hill.

A load of wespes, volks, and tigers, along with panzer and various wehrmacht troops swarm the hill in a blitzkrieg-like move.

[raptor titanus3]

An angry Frost Giant appeared and froze all of them before smashing them to pieces and if shot his body reformed from water in the water and from frozen bio plasma

my hill

The staue is rebuilt as the giant stays and poses for it again

[UndeadRaptor]

Kamikaze rocks of death swarm the hill and destroy all, including the water, bio plasma and icy things.

My hill.

Bombs, both hidden and revealed, are planted all over the hill to blow up ANYTHING coming onto it from the ground.

[raptor titanus3]

Erectin' a statue of a moron (You can't blow up water) so anyway Me and the Frost Giant reform and simply return to his statue

my hill

The bombs help protect us

[UndeadRaptor]

Fire. Durp.

My hill.

I let the bombs AND giant wall of fire guard me on the hill.

[Iceking]

I take control of the fire and use it to destroy all of the bombs on the hill, blowing you off in the process

My hill

An army of Elite Zealots, led by a Field Marshal and backed up by spec ops grunts, guard the hill

[UndeadRaptor]

A load of planes preform strafing runs on the hill to pin down the Covenant forces as bombers finish them off.

My hill.

The hill suddenly explodes and turns into a watery wonderland full of deadly sea creatures from the beginning of Earth.

[Godzilla Forever]

A solar flare takes care of the excess water.

My hill.

Earthine beasts make themselves at home on the scorched earth...

[UndeadRaptor]

A wild Ellis has appeared! Wild Ellis uses, "I ever tell ya 'bout the time me and mah buddy Kieth..." story! It is a one-hit K.O.!

My hill.

Ellis sits on the hill spamming stories at a campfire.