King of the Hill

[InfernalAngel]

An ODST team crashes into the hill from space, killing everything on it.

My hill.

The confused team begins to setup defenses around the hill.

[Galaxia]

I return with my army,armed with the FO3 alien blasters destroys the team and their defenses and claim the hill

[raptor titanus3]

The rare and incredibly cheap L33t Deathclaw activates godmode on itself and goes to town on your army

my hill

Then of course my own character on Godmode deletes it and populates the hill with man eating turtles that shout: Death in a gravely voice

[Galaxia]

The army moves in with anti turtle weaponry and conquer the hill

My hill.

The army builds up base upon the hill

[Iceking]

A nuke gets dropped on the base, wiping it off the map

My hill

an army of cloaked TF2 spies guards the hill, backstabbing all who set foot on it

[Giratina93]

*Darkness engulfs the hill, the sound sof the spies burning alive is heard as they scream in agony.*

My hill.

*The darkness fades away, revealing their charred corpses, I sitting upon a throne made of skulls.*

[Iceking]

I take a sniper rifle and shoot you in the head before tossing your body into a tank of acid, disolving everything on you down to nothing

My hill

I build a fortress of fire on the hill, with Ragnaros leading the fire warriors to protect the strong hold. In adittion, I set up an anti water and wind shield around the hill, keeping those two element at bay

[Giratina93]

*The earth cracks and tears, sending the fortress of fire and all those inside of it plummeting down into the Abyss.*

My hill.

*Bowser moves onto the hill, before constructing an electrical dome around the fence...*

[Iceking]

The Ragnaros and his soldiers simply turn into fire birds before they all attack Bowser, hacking him apart with molten blades

My hill

After throwing Bowser's corpse off of the hill, Ragnaros and the elementals take over Bowser's building

[Giratina93]

*A whistling sound is heard as countless asteroids rain down from the heavens and bombard the hill, wiping out Ragnaros and his forces, while destroyin the dome.*

my hill.

*Puts a TV on the hill, before having it play Lucky Star, just to keep TT and CS away from the hill, while antagonizing anyone else that comes near...*

[Godzilla Forever]

I raise your lucky star with..... TWILIGHT! *BOOM*

My hill.

I watch some cheesy Syfy movie while cerberus guards the hill.

[Iceking]

I raise a giant stone spear from the eatrh and impale Cerberus through the head before shooting you in the head with a Mauler.

My hill.

I start to watch the movies G4E had been enjoying.

[Godzilla Forever]

A wandering necromancer revives me and I chase thee off the hill.

My hill.

I become one with the hordes of undead roaming the hillside...

[raptor titanus3]

You and your undead horde are devoured by Maneating Parots that are strong enough to chew through plate mail

my Hill

A flood covers the hill and several Pirate ships circle the waters with cannons, cutlass, and worst of all PAROTS

[Giratina93]

*THe skies grow dark as Dark-Matter descends upon the Pirate ships, consuming them completely.*

My hill.

*The Dark Matter all fuses together above the hill, before turning into what appears to be a blob with a cactus-like tail, shreaded wings, and a halo ontop of it's head, it's single red eye crying out blood, the abomination flies above the hill...*

[Iceking]

A black hole sucks the dark matter being into it, leaving the hill untouched.

My Hill.

I build a hotel on the hill, complete with a swimming pool.

[Galaxia]

I cannon ball the pool in the hotel,sending the entire structure crashing to the ground

My hill.

Securitrons (MK II) defend the hill

[Giratina93]

*A powerful magnet flies past the hill, attracting the securitrons,causing them to be stuckto it, as I show up, and kick the magnet off into the next dimension.*

my hill.

*Sets up an Anti-User shield on the hill, to keep users away, while I fall to sleep up in a nearby tree.*

[Galaxia]

You are attacked by an army of guests and shot to Saturn

Um....Their Hill...I guess.

The guests guard the hill with their anonymous powers

[Iceking]

A pack of wolves swarms the hill and mauls the guests.

My hill.

The wolves guard the hill, setting up numerous turrets to shoot down anything that comes within 20 meters of the hill.