King of the Hill

[Iceking]

A predator uses a vision mode that sees through the Narga's cloak and takes it town with a spear stab to the back of the head.

The Predator's hill.

The Predator takes the Narga's skull as a trophy.

[Godzilla Forever]

Black tigrex charges in, and overwhelms the predator with sheer brute force.

My ihll.

Tigrex guards the hill, feasting on the pred's remains, and on the narga head...

[raptor titanus3]

Apcolipse Rage face vaporizes the hill

My hill

Rage face partols the hill with the Jaws theme playing

[Iceking]

A missle slams into Rage face, blowing him apart.

My hill.

I hire a private security firm to guard me as I relax in a chair.

[raptor titanus3]

"My name is Michael Westen" *scene missing*

my hill

Micheal proceeds to eating some yogurt

[Galaxia]

I appear from nowhere and,kicking the yoghurt out of Micheal's hand and strap a firework to his back,light the fuse and send him to another solar system

My hill

I start putting up Christmas decorations

[Iceking]

One of the christmas decorations is a grenade, which explodes and blasts you to bits.

My hill.

I put a Christmas tree on the hill.

[raptor titanus3]

Crazy German: This Tree is needed for the telefonmast!

my hill

"VON TELEFONMAST"

[Iceking]

The guy gets teleported back to Germany.

My hill.

I'm surrounded by a horde of Xenomorphs.

[Godzilla Forever]

One of the xenomorphs turns out to be an Assimilator and slaughters its brethren.

My hill.

The Assimilator feasts on both Xenomorph and Ik's remains...

[Giratina93]

*Back from the molten depths of Hell, the Guran-Miraosu lights up the Assimulator, burning it to cinders.*

My hill

*The monolithic Elder Dragon once more guards the hill, the magma spouting from its wings and neck turning the hill into a molten fortress.*

[Galaxia]

I return and,in full trailer gear do battle with the mighty Dovah

My hill

The dragon's soul absorbed I continue work on the remaining decorations

[InfernalAngel]

An assassin slits your throat as your back is turned.

my hill.

A cake is placed upon the hill, obviously without an assassin waiting to kill whoever touches it.

[raptor titanus3]

Just then a New York class Battleship is dropped onto the hill

my hill

The battleship becomes my new fortress (at least until... well you know)

[Giratina93]

*Darkness shrouds the hill, then is lifted, reevealing an empty hill once more, the screams of anguish anf pain coming from RT's soul drifing off into the distance.*

my hill.


*Sets up the Dark Fortress upon the hill, guarded by an army of RPG-wielding Koopas.*

[Iceking]

A black hole appears over the hill, destroying the fortress and every living thing in it.

My hill.

I flood the surrounding area, leaving the hill to be guarded by Plesioths patrolling the water.

[InfernalAngel]

Golume is convinced the Plesioths have his precious in their pocketses', and tears them to shreds.

Myhill

An army of pink blobs that devour sunlight gaurd the hill.

[Giratina93]

*Eats the pink blobs.*

My hill, boyz!

*Bowser sets up his fortress upon the hill, the Koopa king then proceeds to begin to strip-mine the hill of its resources....

[InfernalAngel]

Enviormentalists campaign to get the mine removed and claim its destroying the earth. But the loss of the mine leads to their own job loss and local economic collapse.

My, err.... flat... no longer hill-thing.

The angered townspeople gaurd the hill.

[Iceking]

Deathwing incinerates the townspeople.

My hill.

Deathwing reshapes the hill into a volcanic mountain.