The Monkey Paw Game

[Cpt.Yuke]

^granted but now your an one cell microbe


i wish people stop talking about the ranks

[Doc 42]

Granted but they talk about their post count

I wish my speakers didnt break

[Cpt.Yuke]

granted but you keyboard is broken now


i wish i would be with my girl forever

[The Kingpin]

granted, but she puffs up into a big fungus looking thing, that scares you to death...

i wish it was 7 hours aead of now [i'd be back from school by then, and probably starting my holiday! ]

[Doc 42]

*Probabley??*
Granted but your told you have a really difficult test on the first day your back so you have to spend all your time studying

I wish that I wasnt out of food *IM SO HUNGRY*

[The Kingpin]

*Well, Wednesday [tomorrow] is a school day, but the chances were that nobody was going to school then. now i've CONFIRMED it. in fact, i shouldn't even have gone to school today!! anyway, my holiday's shorter than expected. i'm going to be off until next Monday. Tuesday i go back to school, and Wednesday is the last day of the week, so the weekend starts *

granted, but you get so fat you start rolling down from the bedroom, breaking for all the walls between you and the sea , and keep going until you reach the deepest point on the planets surface

[Doc 42]

Granted but since you didnt wish you get a big sighn hanging off your neck saying" I missed my only chance at getting a wish"


I wish my cat would NOT step on my keyboard in the middle of HL 2 deathmatch

[The Kingpin]

XDD cat on your keyboard in an HL2 Deathmatch!? XDD

granted, but it starts sleeping on your head instead!

I wish i didn't have to keep topics alive on this site [i wish it would just be played by the other members so that my presence wasn't required 24/7!!!]

[Doc 42]

Its happened before -_-

Granted but we all post like n00bs wrecking the site

I wish my Dog wouldnt fart so much [Im kinda angry at my pets right now]

[The Kingpin]

granted, but it decides to leave presents for you in your shoes everyday....

i wish i had something to do right now...[hey, Doc. you gonna post in the BoFRPG?]

[Doc 42]

Granted but you get so tires doing it you cant do anything else for ages.
[i might but I was sorta waiting for Yuke]

I wish there was an RPG combineing all the Rpgs imagine [having dinos running around site B with the occasional vist from a huge sea monster]

[chook151]

granted but no-one likes it.

i wish i was a spino and killed the player crusher.
(REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

[mega raptor]

Granted, but you do it in a stupid unrealistic way and no one believes you and it's ignored.

I wish I had all of the expansions for The Sims 2.

[The Kingpin]

the player...not my character....OK, cant find a bad counter to that!!!

wait.....yes i can

Granted, but you accidentally slash Hunter in the face in the proccess, after which Crusher the T. Rex kills you in a vengeful rage

i wish for something to do...

[Doc 42]

NOT granted sisnce you already wished that

I wish I had all the mods for G-mod 10

[mega raptor]

Granted, but you try to download them all at once, and your computer crashes.

I wish we'd have a snowday tommarow.

[Doc 42]

[I wished that i HAD them so I wouldnt have to download them ]
Granted but your roof collapses under the snow


I wish that the BoF rpg had more users[right now theres only 3]

[mega raptor]

Granted, but there are so many noobish users that they drown the RPG in their massive assault of noobish posting.

I wish I could get to work on my other writings.

[chook151]

granted, but then i change my mind and not grant it.


i wish i was nemesis and giga fuzed, to make nemanotosaurus caroliini

[The Kingpin]

granted, but the result is one UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGLY mother******!

i wish i could draw properly [realistic shading, and backgrounds are weakpoints with me. the only thing i can shade perfectly so far [that i know of] is a clay vace [or vase, or however that thing is spelled ]