King of the Hill

[Giratina93]

*A whistle blows in the background, as suddenly, countless Waddle Dees swarm the hill, using their sheer numbers to send Richtofen and his undead army off a nearby cliff and into the abyss.*

Dedede: MY HILL!

*The king, carried onto the hill by 4 Waddle Dees, sets up residence on the hill, putting up a wodden fance around it...*

[Iceking]

A horde of hammer brothers break down the fence and bash in the heads of all upon the hill.

My hill.

The marker from the first Dead Space is placed upon the hill, making all who come near it suffer dementia and see halucinations.

[InfernalAngel]

The marker is attacked by a horde of zombies and destroyed.

My hill.

The zombies all die and rock and seiment decompose, creating a new lever of dirt atop the hill. F-18 super hornets patrol around the hill

[Galaxia]

Stumpy falls down from the sky,with me on top to hang onto one of the hornets causing it to crash into the others

My hill

Stumpy and I sit down to play cards

[raptor titanus3]

I roll up the hill in my new Tiger II Heavy Tank, and accidently roll over Galaxia and stumpy
*Turret porthole opens* "I heard there was a card game and.... ohhhh "

my hill

"sorry"

[Galaxia]

I and Stumpy crawl out from under the tank and after a bit of bicycle pump inflating are back to normal

My hill

The card game goes on

[Iceking]

King Ghidorah razes the hill with his gravity beams, destroying Stumpy and sending you flying to France.

My hill.

A horde of Wraith tanks guard the hill.

[InfernalAngel]

Aayla Secura tears the covenant tanks apart

My hill.

The hill is gaurded by Aayla

[Giratina93]

* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcilizrBuGU Plays at Guran Miraosu rises up fromt he depths of Hell and crushes the Jedi warrior.*

My hill.

*The ancient dragon takes the hill as its own, fiery balls of lava rain down from the heavens, destroying all that near the hill.*

[Iceking]

A Necromorphed Akantor emergs from the ground next to the elder dragon and bites it, infecting it and turning it into another Necromorph.

My hill.

A T-1000 lies in wait for victims to set foot upon the hill, flattening itself and changing it's color to match the ground perfectly.

[Godzilla Forever]

Hammer of Dawn strike: initiated!

My hill.

After the hammer of Dawn decimates the T-1000, Queen Myrrah's Tempest guards the hill.

[Iceking]

A Raveinte devours the tempest.

My hill.

The Raviente creates a network of tunnels beneath the hill.

[Giratina93]

*Drops nuke down one of the tunnels, before flying away as fast as possible, the resulting nuclear explosion not only wipes out the Raviente, but also the hill and everything around it.*

My hill.

*Recreates the hill in the darkest corner of the Distortion World, before setting up a shrine on it and having a shrine maiden guard the hill with spirit wards...*

[Iceking]

The Lich King assasinates the Shrine Maiden before she can get to her task and takes her soul using Frostmourne. I then teleport the hill back into it's proper dimension.

My hill.

I demolish the shrine and freeze the hill over.

[Godzilla Forever]

Balrogs of morgoth storm the hill, fixing the icy problem.

My hill.

The hill, burnt and charred, becomes the home of Akantors.

[Giratina93]

*teleports the hill from under the Akantor's feet.*

My hill.

*Puts the hill in the core of a star, preventing anyone from entering it without being boiled alive, I only able to survive the temperature due to being a deity...*

[Godzilla Forever]

Godzilla devours the sun's core and becomes monstrously powerful, scaring you away.

My Hill.

Sunzilla guards the hill.

[Iceking]

I open a portal beneath sunzilla, teleporting him to another dimension.

My hill.

I shrink the hill down to the size of a blood cell and leave it drifting in space.

[Galaxia]

I and Stumpy use a shrinking ray to travel onto the tiny hill and resume our game of cards

My hill

The game goes on

[InfernalAngel]

A supply error was made and instead of new cards the rookie pilot dropped JDAM's on the hill, eraseing all life on it!

My hill.

The hill is taken over by millions of pink bears