King of the Hill

[InfernalAngel]

Two cruise missiles turn the raven into a small, smoldering pile of ash.

My hill.

A special forces team gaurds the hill, aided by two abram tanks and an Osprey.

[Giratina93]

*Liek a phoenix from the flames, the hell raven revives, before unleashing armageddon upon the hill, lobbing miniatures suns down upon the military forces, decimating them all.*

My hill.

*The hellraven flies off, leaving me on the hill, I set up a tent and head off to sleep in it...*

[InfernalAngel]

An undead Vietnamese regement from Phu Bai assaults the hill, moves the sleeping Gira in his tent to a faraway slum, and then sacrifice themselves?

My hill.

Ninjas gaurd the hill.... with killer attack ducks.

[Iceking]

A Tf2 sniper snipes the Ninjas and the ducks.

My hill.

A Jinouga makes it's territory upon the hill.

[Godzilla Forever]

Dovahkiin slays the Jinouga and absorbs its soul.

My hill.

General RAAM leads an army of locust to guard the hill....

[Iceking]

I drop a massive firebomb upon the hill, wiping out the locusts.

My hill.

After putting the flames out, I build a workshop where I start to work on building myself a private jet.

[UndeadRaptor]

I blow your workshop up with an F-22 Raptor.

My hill.

Utilizes an airforce for defence.

[Iceking]

I launch a sattelite into space, the sattelite blasting all vehicles in the airforce to oblivion.

My hill.

I unleash an army of Predators upon the hill.

[InfernalAngel]

F-35B STOVHL Aircraft turn the predators into a glowing mess.

My hill

The hyper-lethal Jets patrol the hill!

[UndeadRaptor]

The F-35Bs are hit from orbit by a nuke.

My irradiated hill

Covers the hill with anti-everything-that-walks-on-land-and-air mines.

[InfernalAngel]

A boat passes through all the defenses not intended to stop watebased things!

my hill... with... water :O ?

A Fleet gaurds the hill!

[Iceking]

The fleet is torpedoed by submarines.

My water surrounded hill.

The Subs patrol the water surrounding the hill.

[Giratina93]

*The landscape around the hill changes, the area now a molten landscape, with volcanoes spewing all over, the Hill having been teleported to the former Hell of Blazing Fires.*

My hill.

*Countless Hell ravens circle the hill, ready to tear apart all who come near...*

[UndeadRaptor]

I turn into a mage and move the hill back to Earth, and smack Gira with Master Glove.

My hill.

Defends the hill with an army of two trillion cavemen, surrounded by a life-time supply of wooly mammoths.

[Iceking]

An army of Predators use their plasma casters to wipe out the cavemen and the mammoths, then collect all of the skulls.

My hill.

I buid a giant robot to remove the headless bodies from the hill.

[InfernalAngel]

An old man named Jenkins suggest the robot get off his lawn, and them promptly destroys it.

My hill, ehhh!

Jenkins builds a house on the hill, ehhh!

[Iceking]

I drop a container ship on the house, flattening Jenkins.

My hill.

I empty out the container ship and turn it into a laboratory.

[Galaxia]

Stumpy and I pose as lab assistants and sabotage it

My hill

We convert the hill into an airship

[Iceking]

A flock of Garugas uses their fireballs to turn the airship into molten slag.

My crater.

I unleashed a group of sewer medics upon the hill in addition to dead ringer spies.

[raptor titanus3]

PATCHOULI OIL... ENTITLEMENT... POSTER BOARD GLUE... SMOOTH HANDS! HIIPPPIIIIIEEEESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My hill

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