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by **Cpt.Yuke** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:28 am

granted but you forget how to speak

i wish for a free wish without any side effects

by **Doc 42** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 11:54 am

Granted but your free wish isnt vaild as its against the monkey paw code

I wish the monkey paw cought fire :twisted:

by **The Kingpin** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:29 pm

Granted, but you catch fire aswell... :twisted:

I wish i had more members

by **mega raptor** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:38 pm

Granted, but they're all noobs.

I wish someone would make a realistic, non-noobish post in the ISSRPG.

by **The Kingpin** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:56 pm

granted, but he starts ranting about how innacurate and ridiculous our posts are, saying Raptors, Rexes and all the other dinos shouldn't be able to communicate with eachother...

i wish for a pet raptor that WOULDN'T kill me or any of my friends...

by **Doc 42** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 3:15 pm

You never said family but thats too obvious
Granted but just so happens that Raptors poop every 5 minutes so your house/garden is covered with **** in a day

I wish we had JPOG mod tools

by **The Kingpin** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 4:22 pm

bah...the maids can take care of that

granted, but you dont know how to use them...

i wish i could have Crusher in OG...

by **Doc 42** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 4:30 pm

Granted but he conspires against you with a pack of raptors and they kill you in your sleep

I wish I HAD miads :cry:

by **The Kingpin** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 4:35 pm

granted, but they kill you ib the midle of the night and steal all your valuables [it happens with some people]

i wish more GOOD rp'ers would join the site...

by **Doc 42** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:10 pm

Granted but they dont like you and become realy annoeying

I wish my dog wasnt wet [smelly *****]

by **chook151** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 9:35 am

granted , but it dryes itself by flicking the wetness on you.

i wish people would touch this topic for once

by **Doc 42** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 1:15 pm

Granted but they have lepersy and it falls to peices

I wish this topic died

by **mega raptor** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 2:29 pm

Granted, but everyone who raised their rank by posting here got demoted and got irritated with you because you were the one that made the wish.

I wish I wouldn't procrastinate so much...

by **Cpt.Yuke** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 3:55 pm

uhhhh what the hell granted but now your to skeptic

i wish for a rabbits foot

by **mega raptor** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 3:58 pm

I was always a skeptic (why do you think I'm an atheist?)

Granted, but you have to catch the rabbit with your bare hands first.

I wish that I had at least something resmebling a social life.

by **The Kingpin** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:44 pm

granted, but you find it's too troublesome and cant cope with all the people asking you questions, talking to you and asking for favours, and commit suicide

i wish Chook would learn how to RP without using uber critters

by **Doc 42** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 9:30 pm

Granted but he still uses them anyway.

I wish there was more people into rock music in my area.[ They all like Rap c'mon it shouldn't even be called music]

by **mega raptor** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 9:37 pm

(True. So very true.)

Granted, but they all stumble onto what is perhaps the most disturbing sub-genre of rock-Christian Rock!

I wish President Bush was at least smart enough to correctly pronounce nuclear ("nucular") underestimated ("misunderesitmated") and strategy ("strategery")

by **Doc 42** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 10:08 pm

Shudders at the metion of "C" rock

Granted but now he realises how great saying neuclur sounds and he builds millions of them.

I wish I got to go to the Ireland v England Rugby match

[and type Bushisims into You tube and prepare to be ashamed]

by **Cpt.Yuke** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 12:19 pm

granted but you got seats in the middle of the field and you get mashed by them all

i wish i could play canon rock on my guitar

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