King of the Hill

[Giratina93]

I sneak up behind Blaze and plant a Plasma Grenade on his leg, the resulting explosion blowing him up.

My hill.

I begin to break dance, summoning Sergeant Johnson onto the hill to guard it with his Spartan Lazer.

[Iceking]

Using a sniper rifle, I snipe both Johnson and you through the head.

My hill

I construct a base that has every anti missle and aircraft defense currently in existence

[Godzilla Forever]

However, Blaze's Dinner metoerite falls out of the sky and obliterates your base.

My hill.

I summon a Praetorian Kryll to protect the hill.

[Giratina93]

Sergeant Johnson revives and kicks the Kryll off the hill.

my hill.

Me and Johnson patrol the hill, numerous jets flying overhead to make sure that no one gets to the hill...

[Godzilla Forever]

I get a missile pod and blow up the lets, then I kill you both with a gravity hammer.

My hill.

I summon a group of brute majors and chieftains to protect my hill.

[Giratina93]

I revive, causngi a massive surge of power that pops all the brutes.

My hill

I build a fance made of pure Phazon around the hill, currupting anythnig that gets too close...

[Iceking]

Using a jetback, I fly over the fence and snipe you once again

My hill

I build a massive small hut on the hill, then sneak out of the hut with a cloaking device acivated to fool people into thinking that i'm in the hut and that the structure's destruction will result in my death

[Giratina93]

I revive, then blow a wistle, Meta-Rdley zooms over head, carpet bombngi the area with missles, the missles blow the hut and yo uup.

my hill

Ridley: Ihave one of my frigates drop down onto the hill and desposite 5 Spder droids to gaurd the hill!

[Godzilla Forever]

Kori Kahn flies by and freezes ridley like a sub zero popsicle, and destroy the spider droids.

My hill.

Gothmog comes and guards the hill.

Gothmog: Hey!!! How come I always have to guard lame stuff, like this hill and the base? I wanna fight!

Blaze: It's because you suck, Gothmog. that's why.

[Giratina93]

Ridley's eyes suddenly begin to shine, and the corpse turns into
RIDLEY-X, which proceeds to screech so loud, Gothmog dies from ear infection.

my hill

I take Ridley-X for experimentation while two Hellfire Droids roll around the hill...

[Godzilla Forever]

The Kryll queen comes and melts the hellfire droids.

my hill.

the Kryll Queen guards the hill.

[Iceking]

I lead a squadron of f-22's and bomb the life out of the Kryll queen

My hill

I set up a force field around the hill, with the generator inside the shield and the shield being able to distinguish the real me from imposters and clones, preventing those threats from getting inside to me

[Giratina93]

*The ground inside the Force Field collapses, Metroid Prime itself bursts forth, impaling the Shield generator, then tosses it onto the ground, the resulting explosion not harming the beast itslf, but wipnig uot IK and all his decoys and clones.*

my hill.

Metroid Prime creates 4 Phazon pools, from which numerous Metroid float out of, the beast itself digs off to serve me...

[Godzilla Forever]

Gothmog comes back and blows up the metroid with his plasma cannons.

my hill.

An army of machina guard the hill.

[Iceking]

Driving an M-1 Abrams tank, I blow the machina to pieces

My hill

I put a clone of myself in the tank, then sit back and start to read a book after I put up a sign that reads "keep off my hill"

[Godzilla Forever]

A rogue Monoblos charges the Abrms, smashing it, the clone, and you.

My hill.

I toss the sign off the hill while the monoblos guards the hill like its territory.

[Iceking]

A Diablos erupts from the ground and impales the Monoblos through the chest with it's horns

My hill

After sending the Diablos to the MH universe, I put the sign back on the hill, then unleash my two dogs on the hill to guard it

[Godzilla Forever]

I throw a bone, making the dogs chase it while I KO you with a stick.

My hill.

I use my awesomest powerz to dual wield rocket launchers.

[Iceking]

I pull out my trusty sniper rifle and shoot you through the head

My hill

I call my dogs back up to the top of the hill, then build a massive, titanium fence around the hill

[Giratina93]

Metroid Prime bursts through th etitanium fence and bowls you over, flattening you like a pancake.

My hill.

Metroid Prime guards the hll while I go and get myself a Strawberry shake.