King of the Hill

[Iceking]

Using my telekinesis to cause an earth quake, I open the ground beneath Metroid Prime, causing the creature to fall to it's death in the core of the earth

My hill

I raise up a volcano on my hill, then relax in the hot spring nearby

[Godzilla Forever]

A brute chieftain charges you randomly and mashes you into a bloody pulp.

My hill.

Me and the Brute Chieftain relax in the hot spring while a Gears of War berserker guards the hill.

[Iceking]

I use a plasma pistol overcharge shot to take out the chieftains shields, then use a rocket launcher to blow him, you and the berserker up

My hill

I put up a barb wired fance with several rabid dogs on the outside to attack intruders

[Godzilla Forever]

I summon Sauron the tear through your forces and send you into the vodi.

My hill.

I Pull out an energy sword and defend myself with an energy shield. (like what Jackals have)

[Iceking]

I take a rocket launcher and fire it into the shield, the explosion killing you

My hill

I construct an underground bunker, then head inside it to play my xbox 360

[Godzilla Forever]

I turn into a mini godzilla and destroy your base.

My hill.

The Hydra comes and defends my base.

[raptor titanus3]

Rampage bursts out of the ground and lets loose with his missle luancher overwhelming the hydra and destroying it

My hill

Juggernaut runs up the hill and stops beside Rampage then the heavy and louis fall from the sky heavy eating his sandvich and louis with his pills oh and an army of spies remain cloaked all over the hill ready to stab any intruders

[Godzilla Forever]

Vegnagun: "IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZERRRRRRR!!!!"

Vegnagun fires his laser and destroys all of your minions.

My hill.

I Summon Master Chief and the Arbiter to defend the hill.

[Iceking]

I stick the Chief and the Arbiter with plasma grenades, blowing them both to pieces

My hill

I arm myself with a lightsaber, then start practicing using different ways of attacking and blocking blows with it

[Godzilla Forever]

I pick up the Arbiter's energy sword and stab you in the back, your guts spilling as I kick you off the hill.

My hill.

I guard the hill with my energy sword and a plasma rifle.

[Iceking]

I take a spiker and shoot you to death

My hill

I play the video titled "Angry German Kid" over and over again, ensuring that those who come near my hill with have their ears suffer terrible pain

[Giratina93]

I arrive on the hill while wearing ear muffs, then kick you off the hill while tossnig the video down there as well...

my hill

I set up a Gigaremo machine on the hill, causing a nearby Drapion and Charizard to guard the hill while I head off on a vacation to Hawaii...

[Godzilla Forever]

a bird flies by, goes insane, and tears your eyeballs out.

My hill.

A giant turatle guards the hill.

[Giratina93]

A nuke lands on the turtle, obliterating it.

My hill

I set up two more Gigaremo units, causing every Dragonite in the area to guard the hill

[Godzilla Forever]

A silver Rathalos comes and slaughters any Dragonites that come close.

My hill.

I set up an AA battery to destroy anything from the skies, and I summon a Scarab to destroy anything on land.

[raptor titanus3]

Gambit chrages a stone and juggernaut throws it at the scarab which blows up and then juggernaut smashs into the aa battery screaming I'M THE JUGGERNAUT

My hill

Gambit and jugernaut set up to throw more rocks

[Godzilla Forever]

A giant spear falls from the sky and kills Juggernaut and Gambit.

My hill.

A giant ball of spaghetti randomly floats about the hill.

[raptor titanus3]

Your meatball smacks into a demon door and vaporisies

my hill

The hill is locked away behind the door and can only be accsessed by answering this riddle "When is a raven like a writing desk?"

[Godzilla Forever]

I go, 'Screw this riddle" and tear to door down with a club.

my hill.

I summon another giant turtle to protect the hill.

[raptor titanus3]

Giant turtle gets stomped by giant mario thinking it's Bowser lol

my hill

An army of skunks are on parade