The Monkey Paw Game

[UndeadRaptor]

Granted, Heavy refuses it.

I wish I had something blunt to beat you with.

[Iceking]

Granted, but it turns out to be a treen branch that snaps in half the momment you swing it.

I wish I could leap as far as a LFD hunter.

[UndeadRaptor]

Granted, you lept right into the jaws of Jaws.

I wish I had healing spells for myself.

[raptor33]

Granted. I cast Retrograde on you and all your heals do dammage to you.

I wish this topic would live. LIVE I SAY!

[TyrannoTitan]

Granted but it dies again in 2 minutes.

I wish it was December 7th.

[Shadow]

Granted, but it's 11:59 PM with 1 second left.

I wish I could draw at angles already

[raptor33]

Granted. Now you can't draw curves.

I wish I had a wish to wish for so that I may wish to wish for a wish.

[UndeadRaptor]

Granted, it was your last wish.

I wish I had a battle axe with a spearhead to kill someone with.

[raptor33]

Granted. Its called a Glaive for a reason, you just can't figure out what and die of confusion.

I wish for peanut butter.

[UndeadRaptor]

Granted, but you have jelly and bread covering it.

I wish I had some water before I die of thirst in this desert!

[raptor33]

Granted, it's poison water.

I wish for an empty bank vault.

[raptor titanus3]

OOC: HUZAHHHHH THE SH*TTING IN SOMEONES' CORNFLAKES CAN CONTINUE!!!

granted, but your trapped inside with no way out

I wish that all my tests from here on out are 100% or better

[UndeadRaptor]

Granted, but all your work recieves F's.

I wish I had a monkey paw to make other wish for the same thing and do it over and over.

[raptor titanus3]

granted, but then It's too confusing and boring for others so it is closed

I wish people in highschool would stop being surprised by the fact that I'm sixteen (I won't specifiy why they are suprised)

[UndeadRaptor]

Granted, but then they get too confused over everyone else's age and die from it, along with you.

I wish for a book full of new wishes for me to think of and create further wishes.

[Iceking]

Granted, but all of these wishes are ones that make you go corrupt with power. I wish for a plasma pistol.

[UndeadRaptor]

Granted, but it has no ammo.

I wish for some mountain dew or sierra mist.

[Godzilla Forever]

Granted, but it is highly volitile and explodes upon you recieving it.

I wish for a palisade wall!

[raptor titanus3]

granted but then it is set on fire and burns down

I wish for all the ideas in my head be able to leap from a trap door in my cranium (it's a lot less wierd than I make it out to be)

[UndeadRaptor]

Granted, but you become mindless due to losing your ideas.

I wish I had some of the best pizza in the world!