The Monkey Paw Game

[Iceking]

Granted, but they can kill you with one shot, even on easy.

I wish for a plasma repeater.

[Godzilla Forever]

Granted, but you constantly hurt yourself.

I wish for a scimitar.

[Iceking]

Granted, but the edge is blunted.

I wish for Skirmishers to appear in Halo 4.

[Godzilla Forever]

Granted, but they only appear in a small cameo.

I wish that fan fictions weren't peices of garbage for the most part.

[Iceking]

Granted, but they almost always end in cliff hangers.

I wish I had fangs like those of a rattlesnake.

[UndeadRaptor]

Granted, but you bite yourself on the lip and die from injecting yourself with venom.

I wish I owned a private island in the Pacific.

[Iceking]

Granted, but it is infested with annoying insects. I wish for pizza that could never spoil?

[Galaxia]

Granted,but it's permanently frozen solid to prevent it from spoiling.I wish for a parrot

[UndeadRaptor]

Granted, but it soon explodes into feathers from high-pitched singy voices.

I wish I had a pet raptor.

[Galaxia]

Granted,but it soon kills you after you refuse to take it for a walk at 4 in the morning,I wish I had a plane

[UndeadRaptor]

Granted, but it crashes in the middle of the ocean and you don't surface after going under the water for a drink.

I wish I had a monkey paw so I could wish for a monkey paw within a monkey paw.

[Galaxia]

Granted,however it causes a wormhole in reality that sucks you in as there are too many monkey paws in the one sentence.I wish for an ice cream van

[UndeadRaptor]

Granted, but a dream within a dream within a dream x100 causes it to be twisted up and ruined for good, along with existing reality.

I wish for a train, that would take me somewhere far away even though I hope it'll take me to where I want to go, I can't be sure.

OOC: To many Inception references! D:

[Godzilla Forever]

Granted, but it is carrying nuclear waste, so you get sick and cancerous from exposure to it.

I wish I WAs the ice cream man.

[UndeadRaptor]

Granted, but you melt from coming into contact with fire for being made out of ice-cream.

I wish I'd stop with the references! D:

[Galaxia]

Granted,but to make you stop the lawyers of the owners of said references have you sued in court(presuming you mean references as in like saying something you say on tv or something like that)

I wish I had a torch

[UndeadRaptor]

Granted, but a creeper blows you and the torch up after you plant it.

I wish for diamonds.

[Iceking]

Granted, but they aren't worth any money. I wish I was as rich as Bill Gates.

[Galaxia]

Granted,but like Bill you give it away to charity.I wish I had a fancy hat

[Iceking]

Granted, but said hat gets stolen when you least expect it.

I wish that I could go back in time to when Robin Hood was alive.