The Monkey Paw Game

[Galaxia]

Granted,but you end up being mistaken for Robin and become captured and executed

I wish I had a jetpack

[Giratina93]

Granted, but when you use it, it malfunctions and sends you flying into CS's house.

I wish for my own epic thheme that played wherever I went in real life...

[Iceking]

Granted, but people get tired of the theme and kill you to stop it from playing. I wish that Jurassic Park 4 would be made already.

[Giratina93]

Granted, but it has more stock footage than both Godzilla vs. Gigan and Godzilla vs. Megalon put together...

I wish for a pet Therizinosaurus that was well-manored, healthy, and had a positive view of me.

[Galaxia]

Granted but hugged you so tightly with it's claws out of love one day it caused serious lacerations

I wish for a tank

[Iceking]

Granted, but it is so rusted that it falls apart the momment you get in it.

I wish for chex mix.

[Giratina93]

Granted, but there's battery acid in it.

I wish for actual decent skills at RPGing... and this is something that I'm serious about...

[Iceking]

Granted, but everyone else reaches the skills of KP and TT, with said admins becoming more skilled than they already are.

I wish Biollante wasn't so resistant to damage in Super Godzilla.

[Giratina93]

Granted, but she more than makes up for that with spamming a One-hit ko move that hits you 90% of the time, thus making the fight against her even more frustrating...

I wish for a Godzilla movie that made perfect sense in terms of the physics involved...

[Galaxia]

Granted,but it becomes nothing but a boring godzilla universe physics lesson and contains no fighting or story of any kind

I wish for a dolphin

[Iceking]

Granted, but it's intelligent enough to revolt against you. I wish That Jackals would be seen as flood combat forms in the remake of Halo:CE.

[Galaxia]

Granted,you can see a picture of some flood jackals if you squint your eyes at a small picture under a rock

I wish for a flying house(with wings,none of that balloon crap)

[Godzilla Forever]

Granted but you can't control its erratic movements.

I wish for MHP3rd to be released before this year is out.

[Galaxia]

Granted,but all the shipments are redirected to japan after one copy is released as the game is too awesome for them to make any more,and guess who ends up owning it? Lets just say it isn't you

I wish for an iceberg lair

[Iceking]

Granted, but it is so cold that even your coat doesn't keep you warm.

I wish I was a T-rex.

[raptor titanus3]

Granted but you have a Kryptionian for a landlord

I wish for a Due Date on End of Nations

[Iceking]

Granted, but it comes out 50 years later.

I wish for a nickle.

[Godzilla Forever]

granted, but it rusty and gives you tetnis.

I wish for laser vision.

[Iceking]

Granted, but you undergo painful surgery to get it. I wish for a hotdog.

[raptor titanus3]

Granted, but it's made of people

I wish for *Inhale* CHOCOLATE!!!!!