The Monkey Paw Game

[Galaxia]

Granted,unfortunately it's possessed by the spirit of the original dinosaur,which goes on a rampage

I wish for a singing banana

[InfernalAngel]

Granted, unfortunately, it also eats humans.

I wish I could live forever!

[UndeadRaptor]

Granted, but a wizard kills you and takes your powers.

I wish I was a wise, old wizard that was immortal and human =D

[InfernalAngel]

Granted, sadly, you are so old your heart fails.

I wish I had a flamethrower glove !

[UndeadRaptor]

Granted, but the flames are thrown at the user.

I wish for monkey paws!

[Galaxia]

Granted,but they are just ordinary paws and have no magical properties

I wish for an albino alligator

[Godzilla Forever]

Granted, but dies due to being unable to sunbathe properly.

I wish for a SPARTAN-III suit.

[Iceking]

Granted, but it's energy shields drop from a single, non over charged plasma pistol shot.

I wish for a pet Kraken.

[Godzilla Forever]

Granted, but it soon eats you.

I wish for an AT-AT.

[Galaxia]

Granted,but you are ordered to use it at the battle of Hoth

I wish for a nuclear powered toaster

[Godzilla Forever]

Granted, but leaving it plugged in risks it havign a nuclear meltdown.

I wish for a pet Reaper (the giant cockroaches from RE5).

[Galaxia]

Granted,unfortunately there happened to be a leak of industrial "roaches B gone" while you were taking it for a walk

I wish for a flying monkey that spins

[raptor titanus3]

Granted unfortunetly it spins so fast it creates a never-ending Tornado

I wish for a free Xbox 360 so I have one and my Dad has one so he don't bother me anymore

[Godzilla Forever]

Granted, but they're actually decepticons and turn you and your father into cybernetic abominations.

I wish for a cheese grater. That is made of pure gold.

[Galaxia]

Granted,it gets too cumbersome due to the weight and you end up grating off your hand

I wish for an army of hot dog men

[raptor titanus3]

Granted but they are ruled by pigs who want revenge on humans who have ever eaten anything made of pig

I wish for nothing HAHAHAHAHAHA and a corvette

[Galaxia]

Granted,the nothing you asked for engulfs the corvette, sending it too some unknown plain of existence

I wish for my very own ice cream machine,of solid gold

[UndeadRaptor]

Granted, but it tastes so good your head explodes.

I wish for a miniature black hole-teleporter-thingy.

[Galaxia]

Granted,it teleports black holes all over the earth,evidently destroying it

I wish for a platinum portal gun

[InfernalAngel]

Granted, but it teleports the top and bottom half of your body into two seperate locations.

I wish for the abillity to kill anything at will.