The Monkey Paw Game

[Galaxia]

Granted,but now so much as giving a stern look at someone you don't like can have them being killed

I wish for an Easter bunny made of silver

[raptor titanus3]

Granted but thieves keep stealing it

I wish for people to get the interenet ref I put in King of the hill

[Galaxia]

Granted,but no one cares about it(I actually do get it though)

I wish for fewls

[InfernalAngel]

GRanted but somehow your eaten by a turtle. A very small turtle.

I wish for...... non-german heritage

[Giratina93]

Granted, but instead, you wind up being of Gypsie lineage.... and you find yourself in Auschwitz during WW 2...

I wish to be the supreme ruler of this world!

[InfernalAngel]

Granted, but everyobne in the wolrd rebels against you, and cuts your limbs off, though you somehow live and your bloody head is atached to a spike.

I wish for.... pancakes

[Galaxia]

Granted,but they are very dry and syrup has just been made illegal

I wish for a sailing ship

[Godzilla Forever]

Granted, but it is in need of very expensive repairs before it is of any use.

I wish for a Giant Crab.

[Galaxia]

Granted,unfortunately the day you walked together at the harbor was the first day of crab season....

I wish for an aluminium seagull

[InfernalAngel]

Granted, but sadly, an eagle with a craving for aluminum eats it.

I wish for the power to morph the enviorment.

[Galaxia]

Granted,but this goes down the wrong way with environmentalists who think your "Messing with the balance,man"

I wish for a space station

[Iceking]

Granted, but it suffers a Xenomorph outbreak.

I wish that the needlers rounds in Halo Reach would stick to targets that had their energy shields up.

[Godzilla Forever]

Granted, but the game is now so broken that it's no longer fun.

I wish for a pred gauntlet.

[InfernalAngel]

Granted but the predator you got it from comes and kills you for it.

I wish I was a Xenomorph

[Galaxia]

Granted,unfortunately you happened to be on the Nostromo

I wish for a giant mole(the burrowing mammal before anyone gets any ideas)

[Godzilla Forever]

Granted, but it destroys your precious yard.

I wish to be a Rathalos.

[raptor titanus3]

Granted but your hunted by a party of "MLG" Hunters to death

I wish for CAKE ( and don't you dare say what everyone says about cake when they can't be orginal)

[Galaxia]

Granted,unfortunately the cake also doubled as a nuclear bomb once cut

I wish for a mechanical apple

[Iceking]

Granted, but it also serves as a bomb and blows you up.

I wish that Monster Hunter Frontier would come to the U.S.

[Godzilla Forever]

Granted, but is so broken that you quit after an hour of playing (which is saying something, considering how broken MH can be).

I wish to be a Sangeili.