The Monkey Paw Game

[Iceking]

Granted, but your energy shields are so weak that a fly landing on them makes them overload. I wish that Scarabs could be driven in Halo Reach.

[raptor titanus3]

Granted but you pilot one that gets destroyed by a falling Cruiser

I wish for a SCOTCH EGG and not the one incased in pork and breadcrumbs

[Galaxia]

Granted,enjoy your scotch egg,an egg made of actual scotch

I wish for a turbine

[Iceking]

Granted, but it's old and rusty.

I wish Jack Horner would be fired from being the advisor for JP4 and KP would get brought in instead.

[raptor titanus3]

Granted but Jack in outrage goes postal and shoots Spielburg

I wish for the ability to play the Guitar in whatever style I want

[Iceking]

Granted, but the strings on any guitar you play are actually barbed wire, causing you to shred your fingers.

I wish Rattlesnake Jake from Rango was real.

[InfernalAngel]

Granted, but he takes you soul and drags it straight down to hell.

I wish I could slap a certain person very hard right now.

[Iceking]

Granted, but said person takes a sword and runs you through.

I wish I was bullent proof.

[Galaxia]

Granted,but as you soon find out your not cannon ball proof

I wish for a golden vest

[Iceking]

Granted, but it is tattered.

I wish for a private jet.

[Murloc Tyrannus]

You get a 5 inch long replica of a private jet.

I wish that I could have more wishes.

[Iceking]

Granted, but you always wish for something that disappears a second after you aquire it.

I wish I could shoot lasers from my eyes.

[Godzilla Forever]

Granted, you burn your house down.

I wish I could shapeshift!

[Murloc Tyrannus]

You end up turning into something and being stuck like that forever.

I wish that Mario games made sense.

[Iceking]

Granted, but now Halo doesn't make any sense.

I wish I could control the flow of time.

[Murloc Tyrannus]

Granted, but every time you look at a clock you grow 20 years older.

I wish for an enclosed instruction book.

[Godzilla Forever]

Granted, but you can't open it.

I wish for a cyborg army!

[Iceking]

Granted, but they suddenly decide they want to take over the world.

I wish I could control the weather.

[Murloc Tyrannus]

Granted, but Zeus sues you for copyright infringement.

I wish that I was a tyrannosaurus so I could eat my way out of my problems.

[Iceking]

Granted, but the military takes you in for experimentation.

I wish for a remake of Residnet Evil 2 to be made.