Funny RPG Scenes

[Doc 42]

The End of The World

*plane crashes onto Sorna*
*all the dinosaurs crowd around the flames*
Sandy: mannn that is so cool
Darky: KILL IT QUICKLY!!!
Steely: ummm its already dead.
Blade: You sure? Wait, I have an idea
*Blade kicks Darky into fire*
Darky: AHHHHH IT BURNS!!!
*Darky runs out and colapses next to Crusher*
Crusher: Awwww man I gotta..
Everyone: O_O' NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Crusher: *Fuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrp*

The world ^

[Stallordasaurus Rex]

Lol Nice one Doc

[C S]

The Godfather....


Josh: Mister godfather sir, Some ******* wolf and a vapire killed my parents.

The godfather: Well, one thing, I HAVE 9 HEADS!! (yeps, he's Hyrdras!)

Josh *GASPS!!!)

The godfather: I just found my best unicorn's head in my bed and you want me to give a damn about your parents?!

Josh: *stammers*

The godfather: NOO!! I was saving that unicorn for 2 months! 2 fuckin months!!

Josh: Well....uh...um...


The godfather: Get the **** out....NOW!!!


Josh: YES SIR!! *runs away*

[Shadow]

RazorEdge is standing behind a DJ booth in an empty room, inserting a disk into the CD player(Huh?). The music starts playing and he starts singing:

"I cannot take this anymore,
Saying everything I've said before,
All these words they make no sense
I find bliss in ignorance!
Less I hear the less you'll say
You'll find that out anyway......

Just like before...


Everything you say to me
Takes me one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break!
I need a little room to breathe
Cause I'm one step closer to the edge
I'm about to break!

I find the answers aren't so clear,
Wish I could find a way to disappear,
All these thoughts they make no sense
I find bliss in ignorance!
Nothing seems to go away
Over and over again

Just like before...

Everything you say to me
Takes me one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break!
I need a little room to breathe
Cause I'm one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break!

Shut up when I'm talking to you!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up when I'm talking to you!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!

I'm about to BREAK!!!!

Everything you say to me
Takes me one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break!
I need a little room to breathe
Cause I'm one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to ....................break!"

[The Kingpin]

*Sandy sits down to rest*
Sandy: ok Steely, ready to fight again?
Steely: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Sandy: o...kay. how about you Silver?
Silver: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Sandy: -_-'....okay....Rawclaw?
Rawclaw: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Sandy: ******* HELL MAN!
everyone else: *snort* wuh? the ****'s wrong with you?! we're tryin ta sleep here!!!
Sandy: -_-'


this is based on what happened recently in ISS...everyoen randomly fell asleep...

[Iceking]

krystalak is playing poker with gigan and they are at a draw.

gigan:*should i plsy this one?*

krystalak:*no, i won't play this one.*

gigan:*say, don't you think that we should go kill godzilla becase we are at a draw?*

krystalak:*sure. hang on, just let me get one my crystals so i can power myself up.*

a few seconds later. krystalak roars in anger.

krystalak:*who took my crystal?!*

gigan:*spinnerax took it most likley. are you thinking what i'm thinking?*

krystalak:*yeah!

gigan and krystalak:*off with his head!*

[Hopeflower]

*During the Darky-mating-call-incident*

Darky: GODDAMMIT! WHY THE F*CK ISN'T THIS WORKING?!?!?
Steely: *throws a shoe* SHUT UP ALREADY, DAMMIT! *has a pounding headache*
Silver: Seriously dude...first you gotta give us headaches, now you're screaming your head off? Just SHUT UP!
Darky: ...*makes a quiet mating call*
Steely: THAT'S IT! *tackles Darky*

[Iceking]

godzilla and his allies are sleeping on monster island. gigan, krystalak, king ghidorah, biollante, orga and destroyah are planning a prank to play.

krystalak:*ok. we sneak up on them and then we roar in godizlla's ear, suprising him. now, who has the suprise we can use if this one fails?*

orga:*i do.*

orga lifts up a human tank and knows that he put 12 nuclear bombs in it

krystalak:*good. now here it goes*

krystalak and his allies sneak up to godzilla and roar in his ear, but he doesn't wake up.

krystalak:*alright, plan b.

orga places the tank close mothra and and snickers as he presses a button and a countdown for the bombs to explode begins.

krystalak and his allies hide behind a mountain and wait.

10 minutes pass and the bombs in the tank don't explode.

krystalak:what the...?*

krystalak goes up to the tank and kicks it, but the bombs epxlode in his face and he looks ahead with suprise.

godzilla and his allies wake up and when they see krystalak's face, they start laughing.

[TyrannoTitan]

*When Sandstorm first arrived back*

*Steely and Sandy are talking in the cave when Silver walks out, nervous at the appearence of the new raptor*

Steely: So Sandstorm...What happened to your pack? And how did you get those wo-...

*Sandy suddenly turns to Silver, screeching as loud as possible*

*Silver screechs and runs further into the cave, still screeching, arms waving in a wild panic*

Steely: O_o
Darky: O_o
Random Compy: O_o *Gets eaten by carnivorous wombat*

Sandy: ....As you were saying.

[Doc 42]

This is just an insight to waht my war effort would be like if there wasnt so many rules in ISS

*Rawclaw, Silver and the lilis leave the clearing to go hunting*
Compy: targets sighted! GO GO GO!
*compies rain from trees bombarding group*
*compy leader* SANDY IS RIGHT! *stomps on ground* Support Steely and you will pay dearely
*random compy* MEDIC
*2nd compy* Thats right raptor, you have been warned...
*group slaughters army of copmies*
*random compy* Man down man down! Retreat! Regroup north of the clearing
*Compies flee dragging their wounded away*

[C S]

Spottedstar is leading a hunting trip*

Stay here!


Every one with him: OK!


A cat:....LEEEERRRROOOOOYYYY!!!

JENNNNKKINS!!!!!

*runs off and gets pwned by the bear*

[Iceking]

godzilla is on a tv commercial with anguirius, rodan and two humans.

godzilla:"we all know that a gardener's worst pest is weeds. but there are many weeds today that will destroy your garden and will attack you themselves.*

biollante appears on screen and eats the two humans.

godzilla:*how can such monster weeds be stopped? simply use giant insects that destroy monster weeds, but not the other plants in your garden.*

biollante appears on screen again, being chased by mothra and battra

the camera cuts off and godzilla turns to bio, mothra, battra, anguirius and rodan.

godizlla:"ok, thats it, you can stop chasing her now.*

biollante looks at godizlla while out of breath.

bio:*why is it always me in these gardening commercials?! can't you get someone else in my place?*

bio looks at the camera man and grabs him with her tendrils.

camer man:*hey! you can't do this to me!*

bio begins to eat the camera man as godzilla, mothra, rodan, anguirius and battra watch.

rodan:*you know, i'm actaully enjoying watching this guy getting eaten. i'm getting bored of being in commercials and not being able to trash cities.

[Shadow]

RazorEdge is telling a compy something...

RazorEdge: If you want to get out alive
Run for your life
If you want to get out alive
Run for your life
Compy:....
RazorEdge:If you want to get out alive
Run for your life
If you want to get out alive
Run for your life
Compy:.......
RazorEdge: IF YOU WANT TO GET OUT ALIVE!!!
RUN FOR YOUR
LIFE!!!!!!!
Compy:......oh, right!
RazorEdge:...RUN!!!!
Compy:.....Okay. -Runs off into jungle-

[Hopeflower]

Bloodspill is hunting a rabbit just a few feet away from the abandoned Twoleg nest. Thorn and Firestreak are watching, eyes wide with apprehension.

Thorn: WAIT! Let me get that rabbit for you, my dear. You'll hurt yourself. *runs forward eagerly*

Firey: No, let me! *pounces on Thorn, pinning him and darts ahead to catch up with Bloodspill* I am your mate after all...

Blood: -_- Yeah fine great...knock yourself out.

Thorn: *anger vein appears on forehead* I insist you let me hunt for you! I'm for father and you should do what I say.

Blood: -_-' Umm you weren't there for most of my life but fiiiine...

Firey: I know, Bloodspill, I'll bring you a fox! *to self* She-cats like that kind of thing, right? *runs off, following a fox scent trail*

Thorn: Not if I bring her a fox first! *speeds off in a different direction*

3 seconds later....

*sounds of a fight break out*

Thorn & Firey: OWWW!

Blood: -_-'' I'll just...settle for a robin, shall I? *pads off calmly, scenting the air*

[C S]

*Snowy, Hawky, Looneclaw, Blood and streamflower discuss the events that just happened*

Snowy: Well, this is very scary, It might get worse!

Lonelaw: Loneclaw thinks you go byebye

Snowy: it could be the end of thunder camp!

Loneclaw: IT COULD BE FEET!

Snowy: Ive got a theory, that its a demon, a dancing demon, but something isn't right there

Hawky: Ive got a theory, somebody's dreaming, and we'er stuck in this wacky broadway nightmare *lonelaw does jazz hands (paws)

Loneclaw: Loneclaw has a theory we should work this out

Everyone: Its getting eirie, whats this cheery singing all about?

Loneclaw: It could be witches, some evil witches, which is ridiculous, witches were persecuted cause they respect the earth and she cat powers and ill be over here! *walks over to a tree*

Blood: Ive got a theory, it could be bunnies!

Streamflower: Ive got a-

Blood: BUNNIES AREN'T AS CUTE AS EVERY ONE SUPPOSES! THEY GOT THEM HOPPY FEET AND TWITCHY LITTLE NOSES! AND WHATS WITH ALL THE CARROTS MAN!? WHY DO THEY NEED SUCH GOOD EYE SIGHT FOR ANYWAYS!? BUNNIES! BUNNIES! BUNNIES! BUNNIES! BUNNIES! IT MUST BE BUNNIES!..or maybe midgets

Hawky: Ive got a theory we shold work this out

Everyone: This could get seirious before it's past

Streamflower: Ive got a theory, it doesn't matter! What cant we face if we'er together? Whats in this place that we cant wither? Apocalypse, we've all been there *Everyone else nods* The same old trips, why should we care?

Everyone: What cant we do if we'er together? We'll work it through with in a minute. We have to try, we'll pay the price, and still won't die

Loneclaw: Hey I died twice!

Hawky: What cant we face if we'er together?

Snowy(chorus): cant do together, together

Hawky: What's in this place we cant wither

Snowy(chorus): Wither...

Everyone: Theres nothing we cant face...

Blood: Except for bunnies...

Snowy: That was weird

Loneclaw: I like it!

[The Kingpin]

Sandy: ...Uh..ya...so when are we leaving?
Silver:
Sandy: O_o ...Well...*Clears throat* Ill...be...over there... *walks away*
Silver:
Fatty: *waves a hand in front of Silver's face*
Silver:
Fatty: nope...no good...ah well. pack her up and we'll choose how to decorate the cave with her later...


Fatty: *three days later* ugh....*rubs scraggly stubble that appeared out of nowhere* WHEN THE HELL ARE YOU LOT GONNA WAKE UP?!
Steely: *sitting in an inflatable raft, in a pool of drool, wearing shades and getting a tan*
Silver:
Ruby: durrrrrrrrr *right eye rotates while left one stays in place*
others: durrrrrrrrrr *left eyes rotate while right ones stay in place*

[Stallordasaurus Rex]

Lol,Nice!

[Hopeflower]

*Compies are waiting to get a share of Foxflame's corpse*

Compy 1: Dude, I ain't touchin that thing with all them bigger guys around!
Compy 2: It's gonna go bad if we don't eat it...
Compy 1: DUDE! Have you seen the big claws on those guys?!
Compy 3: -__-' Look, jus--
Compy 1: AND THE GODDAMN PHONE BILLS HAVEN'T BEEN PAID YET, B*TCHES!
Compy 2: Someone grab a piece of that Utahraptor, dammit!
Compy 1: I'VE BEEN A GOOD BOY, DADDY! WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE?!
Compy 2: O_o
Compy 3: O_o
Silver: O_O' HOLY SH*T TALKING COMPIES!
Compy 2: D*mn! We've been spotted! SCATTER!

*compies, minus Compy 1, scatter and regroup on the other side of the clearing*

Compy 1: Um...hi.
Silver: ...
Compy 1: Why're you looking at me like I'm a tasty snack? I'm not, I swear! MOMMY, HOLD ME! *runs*
Silver: ...That's the LAST time I watch Comedy central after midnight!
Darky: What's Comedy Central?
Silver: Uhhh, never mind.

[Doc 42]

*all is quiet in the forest*
Thunder clan cat: man im bored... I wish something would happen
Shadow clan arrives: MWHAAHAHAHHAHAAHHA.... HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAA *Shadow clan cats all fall to floor drooling at the mouth*
Windclan cat: *from nowhere* Windclan is a clan too!
Thunderclan cat: No you arent, now quiet!
Windclan cat: meep...
......
*silence*
.....
*more Silence*

*massive black truck suddenly jack knifes and slides off road into forest*
*Truck crushes all of the tress in its path*
thunderclan: O_O
*truck mangles cats and crushes half of the thunderclan camp*
Leader: oh bugger....
*truck slides up hill and rolls back down it towards camp, crushing other half*
*thunderclan deputy gets doubly mangled inside its wheels*
*truck rolls out of sight into the distance*
Riverclan cats: Holy shi*....
*747 tears out of sky and crashes into Riverclan, exploding and sending flameing cats in all directions*



Windclan survivor: Windclan is the only clan!!!!
*truck rolls out of forest and crushes windclan cat*

and this my freinds is why you shouldnt piss off Starclan

[Stallordasaurus Rex]

Traitor is taunting a group of clueless gallimimus.

Galli#1: Hi
Traitor: ....
Galli#2: Dude, Thats a Rex, man.
Galli#1: A Rex? OH SWEET! Hey, Rex, can I get an autograph?
Traitor: ....
Galli#2: Ya know, man, I think this Rex is hard in the head. Nothing upstairs.
Complete Duck.
Traitor: .......................
All the Galli's: *wait for something to happen*
Traitor: *roars in rage*
All the Galli's: *scream in fear, then stand there*
Traitor: *whispers* This is the part when you run away *nodnods*
All the Galli's: *run away screaming*