King of the Hill

[UndeadRaptor]

I sneak up behind you, yank my sword out of my stomach, and slice you with it.

My hill.

I call in the Russian Millitary to guard the hill while I place landmines on the hill near my bunker.

[raptor titanus3]

Because you are a zombie raptor I use the bomb from nazi zombies to blow you and your minions to pieces whether they were zombies or not

my hill

I stand on the hill with a double-barrel shotgun primed and ready

[Iceking]

I cloak and sneak up behind you before stabbing you in the back with a machete

My hill

I create a ring of molten fire around the hill

[raptor titanus3]

The time traveling dalorian from back to the future runs you over before traveling through time again

My 1.21 GIGAWATTS

Sword in the stone whoever pulls it out gets the hill and is king

[UndeadRaptor]

I fire a RPG-7 at the stone, causing the sword to go flying, and catch it in mid flight.

My hill.

I take nazi zombies from every level of the bonus game and have them guard the hill. (counter that, suckers!)

[Shadow]

*A fission bomb drops from the sky, eradicating all zombies and Undead with a mile radius*

My hill =3

[raptor titanus3]

Shadow once again lacking any defense I walk up give him a sack full of apples and shove him down the hill

my hill

I disappear in a glow of cloacking tech activating

[Godzilla Forever]

I drop a plasma bomb on you, vaporizing everything on the hill.

my hill.

i plant mines on the hill.

[UndeadRaptor]

I roll a fragmentation grenade into the land mines, causing a chain reaction.

My hill.

I use Shoop Da Whoop to defend the hill.

[Shadow]

*Apple hits Raptor square in the forehead, knocking him out cold*

My hill.

[raptor titanus3]

"Hey well you used one my apples thank you but I got to remove so I'll do painlessly," and after saying that to shadow I teleport him to a beach in California

my hill

I couldn't come up with anything

[Shadow]

*Takes the hill* no defense, easy win =3

My hill

[raptor titanus3]

*WRONG* Evil plan worked as you are turned into the spy and I pop out of the ground as the pyro "NURN PHHY NURN," (Translation: RUN SPY RUN)

my hill

AS shadow runs off the hill set aflame I sit on a lounge chair and use a straw to suck in Cherry & Cream Soda

[UndeadRaptor]

I finally wake up from a seemingly everlasting sleep, and command Shoop Da Whoop to use his laser on the hill.

My hill.

i set up a droid army on the hill to monitor it's defences, and protect me.
(wow, i wonder what happened to my bunker on the hill?)

[Godzilla Forever]

Trolls snash your base to peices.

my hill.

Hordes of undead guard the hill.

[raptor titanus3]

I mind control Godzilla to use his atomic breath to zap the hill HA

my hill

Angry Scout swarm runs about the hill beating anything that comes too close

[UndeadRaptor]

I activate the scouts that are really robots on the hill to smash your skull in.

My hill.

I have the robots repair the base as TF2 snipers defend the hill with laser rifles.

[slashmaster101]

A giant cheeseburger crushes every thing

My hill

a army of fries gaurds me

[UndeadRaptor]

The "fries" die without any source of water to live in.

My hill.

Ninja lizards guard the hill with a giant anime robot.

[Godzilla Forever]

Orcs and trolls kill them all.

My hill.

I set up a turret of doom on the hill.