King of the Hill

[Giratina93]

*Crackles madly for teh lolz as I drop down onto the turret from above, before smashing it to pieces.*

my hill.

*Puts up sign, saying, "Beware of deranged user..."

[UndeadRaptor]

Ninja gerbils come flying out of nowhere, pouring down onto Gira, and nibbling on him in various places (Ouch!).

My Hill.

The clever ninja gerbils scurry around, hunting bugs, with sentries watching the perimeter of the hill.

[Giratina93]

*The very earth rips apart beneath the gerbils, causing them to fall to their deaths, I rise up onto my feet, all damage done to me having been regenerated...*

my hill...

*Barrier forms around me, the barrier strong enough to repel even the punches of a Kaiju....*

[UndeadRaptor]

I have zilla come onto the hill, and use his laser on the barrier, lighting it into a ball of flames.

My hill.

I resurrect the gerbils from the dead as infecting zombie ninja gerbils to guard the hill, and live a normal life along Zilla.

[raptor33]

Hill explodes from hamster overload. Hamsters ran from the sky across the world as I steal the sign saying "This is the hill" and move it to a new hill.

My NEW hill!

My amazing usage of loopholes and whatnot protects the hill. I also hire millions of unbribable lawyers to guard said hill.

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No one ever said in the rules you CANT move the hill and they never said there WASNT a little sign. Since they DIDNT say, I assume you CAN and there IS a sign!

I love loopholes. =p

[UndeadRaptor]

The zombie ninja gerbils march on in collums (lol..?) towards the new hill, infecting raptor in the process.

My hill.

Roman infantry guard the hill, along with gladiators and mounted infantry. The zombie gerbils start digging burrows under the hill, making multiple escape routes from the hill, incase of a attack.

[raptor33]

A nuke is dropped on the hill as I still carry the "This is the hill" sign around.

My hill... is moving around!

Timedrive engine overloads causing everyone trying to attakc me or the hill to be turned into a pile of bones.

[UndeadRaptor]

A heat seeking missle hunts down raptor, blowing him up as he trips.

My hill.

I force multiple mafias to protect the hill.

[raptor33]

Earth explodes as I move the hill to the Andromeda Galaxy.

My hill is in another galaxy.

Any possibly survivng things on Earth all turn into dust and disappear. FOREVER.

(I'm sick of this "oh I didn't die my guys still here" sh*t. if you wanna take a hill, realize even infect hamster zombies will die from an exploding earth. REALIZE. THE FREAKING. TRUTH. YOU. DO. NOT. SAY. "MAH HAMSTAHZ R STILL LIFEZZZ! MAH HILL NOT URZZ"

Sorry if thats harsh, WHICH ITS SUPPOSED TO BE, but I'm IN A BAD MOOD. TROLLS AND WHATNOT FINALLY GOT TO ME. I do NOT need another noob going off saying "i iz invinsiblez! u cant beat me i haz nuke-proof diggin hamstahs that zombiez that always pwn and nevah lose."

WHY DO NOOBS / TROLLS BOTHER ME AND NO ONE ELSE?
WHHHHHYYYYYY!?!???!

[Giratina93]

*Lands ontop of the hill, I myself wearing an oxygen mask, before snapping my fingers, relocating the hill to where it truly belongs... IN THE DISTORTION WORLD!*

The troll patrol has arrived, and it's my hill!

*Begins to breakdance on the hill, several Sableye also dancing with me...*

[Godzilla Forever]

Tyrannitar legions kill them all.

my hill.

The tyrannitars guard the hill.

[raptor33]

Runs up to the "this is the hill sign" and breaks it in half, tossing on half to a small hill 5 feet away.

My SECOND hill.

Man I love these loopholes....

I give out free lemoande to all who visit the hill and guard it with reverse psycology.....

[Shadow]

*Smacks raptor with a large loophole hammer, causing his head to explode*

*Glues hill sign back together, finds a new hil back on earth and plants it there*

My hill.

[UndeadRaptor]

Nukes whats left of earth from orbit with a satillite.

My hill.

I take the sign somewhere so secret, no one will ever find it! (Hint: satillites.)

[The Kingpin]

*smacks everyone over the head with a gigantic glove for causing the destruction of the earth and resets things, planting a sign on a hill on the new Earth, building several rotten fish cannons all around it, in defended positions to prevent them being destroyed*


my hill. dont blow it up plox

[Shadow]

*Takes out laser rifle, and begins picking off the builders one by one. Throws a grenade over the defenses and covers ears, as it explodes, I cautiously creep up to the hill, appearing on top of one of the cannons, then in the center.*

My hill?

[The Kingpin]

*rotten fish cannons turn and blast Shadow, the sheer force of the torrents of rotten fish guts blowing Shadow right off the hill, leaving him slick, smelly and slimey, likely cursed with it for several days*


no, MY hill D:<

[raptor33]

Gives poisoned lemonade to KP.

My hill...... won't be mine for long will it?

Random NPC army guards the hill.

[The Kingpin]

*army is blasted away by septic trucks*

MY HILL


*horde of septic trucks park all around the hill as a massive Las Vegas-style sign is built in the middle marked MY HILL*

[raptor33]

Erases the sign and makes it say "KP IS FOOD" as I unleash and army of starving canibalistic tribesmen.

REEVEEEENGEEEE.

I go to the moon and sip tea whilest playing Runescape.

My runescape character guards the hill with his amazing lvl 21 weapon smithing skills.