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by **The Kingpin** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 8:01 pm

granted, but its as big as a house

i wish i had full marks in all my exams [see? i cant stop!

]

by **o-eternal-o** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 8:04 pm

lol. Granted but once again, you become a nerd because your intelligence is too much for the stupid morons in the world to understand, so they decide to pick on you instead

I wish KP would stop making school themed wishes

by **One of Them** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 1:51 pm

Granted but your arm falls off

I wish to hear a Chuck Norris fact

by **The Kingpin** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 1:59 pm

granted, but it's a very humiliating fact about him that you didn't want to hear...

i wish for tomorrow's exam to be easy [chances are, this is my last school themed wish

]

by **One of Them** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:05 pm

Granted but you fail it anyway

I wish I could see through girls clothes at will

by **The Kingpin** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:08 pm

granted, but you see through the clothes of an EXTREMELY fat, EXTREMELY hairy guy named Bubba by mistake :lol:

i wish i had more productive, active members around here

by **One of Them** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:11 pm

Granted but it just so happened to be me

I wish I had Evangeline Lilly under mind control for one night

by **The Kingpin** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:13 pm

granted, but it just so happens that you DONT have control over her extremely pissed, extremely strong boyfriend [

ouch...now THAT is gonna hurt! :lol:

]

i wish i had the world under my control :twisted:

by **One of Them** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:25 pm

Granted but evil aliens come and kill you

I wish to have control over.. everything, including who ever makes my wish back fire (person who controls everything offers reward to who ever makes wish not back fire

)

by **The Kingpin** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:35 pm

granted, but half an hour later, a freak thunderstorm hits your area and your struck by lightning, zapping your power and making you lose control. after that, all who wish this wish or similar also get lethal thunderstorms :twisted:

i wish for a pet dragon that was as gentle with me as a cat, but as lethal with my enemies as a head on collision with a 500 KM/S jumbo jet [wow...that is NOT what i want to get on the wrong side of! :shock:

]

by **One of Them** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:39 pm

And because I controlled everything and made the thunderstorm only temporarily make me lose my powers, because I was in control of everything after all I suddenly make your dragon explode for no reason. And now that I control everything I think I've won..

So.. I wish that Chuck Norris doesn't kill me with a roundhouse kick, because nothing can control Chuck Norris.

by **The Kingpin** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:42 pm

granted, but your fanboyishness annoys Chuck Norris so much that he gives you a punch that blows your head open, killing you instantly, and ending this ridiculous world domination story

i wish for an extra 5 hours to study for my last exam [uh oh...it's happening again...must be the fact that tomorrow's the last exam, and im getting giddy

]

by **One of Them** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:45 pm

Granted but an evil monster drains your life force away into nothing

I wish to stop playing this game because I already mastered it

by **The Kingpin** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:51 pm

granted, but you are condemned for all eternity to watch barney the dinosaur instead :twisted:

[what? i couldn't think of any way to taint his wish with something on the same topic!

]

i wish for a tropical island to call my own [paradise....who wants to join me?!

]

by **Doc 42** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 10:21 pm

Your Island gets destroyed by an earthquake

I wish for a wish rebound-rebounder

And dont just say I die think of something at least slightly to do with the wish

by **The Kingpin** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 6:48 am

granted, but it makes an evil clone with an extra: a wish rebound rebound rebounder

, which goes to me, letting me deactivate ur rebound rebounder and do what i like :lol:

i wish for a hotrod

[now, i think it's time i revealed the inner speed devil that is The Kingpin

]

by **TyrannoTitan** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:35 pm

Granted but it gets into an unrepairable wreck the first day.

I wish for snow!

by **The Kingpin** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 5:19 pm

granted, but it's so cold that when a mini avalanche falls off your house and onto you, you freeze to death

i wish for warmer weather [im all skin and bones! putting me in cold weather is murder! :lol:

]

by **mega raptor** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 5:24 pm

Granted, but its so hot you become dehydrated and die of thirst.

I wish I had the attention span to continue working on what I've been trying to work on all morning.

by **o-eternal-o** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 5:26 pm

Granted, but then you get so hooked upon work that you find you cannot stop again, even for food and you die of starvation

I wish for a scarf

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