King of the Hill

[Doc 42]

I assume the crab defensive position and seal off the area around the hill with 30ft high concrete walls and take cover in bunker 20 km's away from the hill before ordering an orbital strike on the hill.
Kenyan mangrove crab and everything else on the hill is obliterated.

My hill.

I dig up the hill and load it onto a dumper truck before taking off down the high way, protecting it from those who wish it harm.

[Giratina93]

I fly over the Highway in a hanglider, then swoop upon the hill, the driver of the truck actually being a Sharpclaw who pushed Doc out of the driver seat.

My Hill.

I have the hill dumped into the Distortion World, where I guard it, an AK-47 in my hands.

[Iceking]

I open a portal behind you and stab you in the back with a sword

My hill

I have my hill transported to High charity

[Doc 42]

I ambush the Hill enroute and destory the transport vessels.

My Hill

I return the hill to its rightful place and put a man eating bannana on top of the hill to defend it.

[Iceking]

I throw a grenade near the man and blow him up

My hill

I build a massive underground missle silo

[Giratina93]

I dig into the missle silo and blow it up via flamethrower.

my hill.

I teleport the hill onto Bowser's Castle, then station an undead Koopa to guard it.

[Iceking]

I use a grenade to blow the undead Koopa apart, then slice you in half with my sword

My hill

I have the band members of Linkin Park armed with spartan lasers

[Giratina93]

I revive myself, then kick the Lincoln Park players and IK off the hill.

my hill.

I set up a weopons shop on the hill, 3 Koopas buying Carbines, then defending the hill.

[Iceking]

I have a jet drop a bomb on the shop, then I snipe the Koopas

My hill

I build an AA gun on top of it

[raptor titanus3]

I use heavy mechs to distroy your AA gun and vap. you

my hill

the mechs leave as they arn't very good at defense and I build a giant bubble shield tower at the top of the hill THEN I call in the engies again to put down sentries, landmines, fire traps, and bunkers all over the hill filled with heavies and dispencers so if anyone can top that I'll give them a cake!

[TyrannoTitan]

I burrow up under the shield, place a nuke on the surface, before escaping out again, the blast engulfing anything and everything inside the shield, destroying them, while also causing the shield itself to fall.

My Hill.

As I eat my cake, demonic yetis patrol the hill, which is paved over with cement and protected by a force field, the generator of which being beside my lawn chair.

[Iceking]

I tunnel under your shield, then teleport beside you, shooting you in the head with a shotgun.

My hill

I have titanium placed under the ground, then hire the best body guards possible

[Giratina93]

I get into a train and bowl over the body guards, flattening IK.

my hill.

I construct a Mecha-Bowser, then have it guard the hill.

[Iceking]

I throw a power drainer nex to the Mecha Bowser, short circuting it before blowing it up with a rocket launcher

My hill

I build a look out tower upon the hill and climb up with a sniper rifle in hand

[Mini-Shot]

I decloak behind you and stab you in the back with a Butter Fly knife.

My Hill

I place sevaral sentries around the hill and sit on a couch and watch T.V.

[Iceking]

I take a rocket launcher and blow up your sentries with one shot before taking you out with the next

My hill

I get into a suit of armor and start to patrol the hill

[Giratina93]

I fly over the hill in a Superfortress and bomb anything placed on the hill to smitterines.

my hill.

I build a wodden fance on the hill and have a Dilophosaurus guard it.

[raptor titanus3]

I send in father Grigori to burn down the fence and shotgun your dilo in the face and then do his awsome crazy laugh

My hill

Grigori then makes traps and creates a base at the top where he can snipe PLUS he can do matrix

[Iceking]

I steal an F-22 raptor and bomb your hill

My hill

I patrol the hill while in my F-22 raptor

[Giratina93]

I leap into the air and grab onto your F-22 raptor, yanking you out of the cockpit.

my hill.

I have Meta-Ridley build a cave on the hill, then have him guard it.