RPGTopia

Kay, this took a while to pull together but it's for comedians, like my self, to poke fun at characters in the RPGs. I chose from the ISS, but others may be attacked soon.

Warning: No offense is ment to the creators of these characters. This topic is ment plainly to poke fun.

I searched through the Profiles to make some of these. Remember, comments AND quotes are welcome, cause we all like to know what people think.

"I was raped by my son, whats your problem?"
-Rampage

"I killed 2000 animals in my life time... But I still have a mate. I pwn you."
-Darkness

"I drank Dryo urine. But I'm still not as deranged as some of these guys."
-Diablo

"They call us the lone wolves yet we are a pack... Seriosuly. What the ****?"
-Fatalis

"My mate was a ruthless murderer... but I still love him."
-Steely

"Once I saw a Dryo die... I-I... I you know... AW WHAT THE **** I COULDN'T WATCH!"
-Switchblade

"Darky? Screw him he hasn't gotten booted out of his territory fifty million times."
-Crusher

"Death makes me happy."
-Executioner

"So... My mate died at the hands of my best freind... And you say YOU need a psychatrist?"
-Sandstorm

"My teacher is the most highly paid in the island... I pwn you too."
-Blade

"My father was killed by a ten foot Carnotaur, a bunch of raptors, and an overgron rex. Don't even ask what my problem is..."
-Gigus

"My father owns Isla Sorna... Don't ANYBODY make a lion king reference."
-Hunter

"When I raped my mother... it was all. You know... It just showed me how... How COOOOL I am with the ladies."
-Razor

"I'm the mate of the guy whos father owns the island. I don't apreciate Lion King references either."
-Lightning

"Darkness is just a *****. Dude came in here and killed my family, I just don't see why he did that."
-Hellfire

"I'm a mutant. Why you steppen on my toes? You got a problem with me? Huh? HUH? Didn't think so."
-Softfoot

"I like to roar all night. Does that mean I have to get whiped for it?"
-Greeneye

"I swear. My name is the best out there. Did you know it came form some, er. It was like a cartoon I think."
-Carmeleon

"Me and this rex had like, identical names, you know? It was freaky man. Really."
-Lightning

"Why did I get this name? Traitor? Thats not very nice. Afterall. I didn't rape the other rex. IT raped me."
-Traitor

"I'm a giant monster with long claws...Don't you dare even try to **** with me"
-Claws

"HOLY **** ITS YOUR MOTHER!"
-Carmeleon

LMAO! Brilliant
I love hunter's and Steely's ones

Traitor didn't get raped!

Nice ones with my chars lol

@ TTR: i literally LOL'd when i read those. brilliant! the Lone Wolf bit is a bit off though . they only group up pack style when they need too. otherwise, they're scattered. otherwise everything's hilarious

@ Stallo: didn't get the one about Carmeleon, and the one about Claws wasn't funny...

I know it wasn't

"I got killed by a monster nicknamed NOODLE. How crazy is that?"
-Goldfang

(That one might be funny only to me...dunno)

Stallo: if you know it wasn't, and this topic is called FUNNY quotes, you have practically made a spam post. think about relevence before actually posting...

@ HF: LOL! yeah...the Executioner's name was a way to lighten up. he's a crazy monster dino that laughs maniacly everytime he kills a nooby character...i thought why not finish the funny image by calling him Noodle as a nickname XD

"Share a body and mind..why the **** is is the 9th head such a crack head?!"-Hydras


"I feel pretty...so very pretty, witty and gitty and..........DAMMIT!! DO I HAVE TO SAY IT!?"-Josh the werepyer in a future post.

"Aren't I beautful? You know you want me" Vexanor in a human form, flirting with a man. (So she can eat him of course...)

Please re-read the topic title

"I got a girl friend and you don't! Yea, great, good for you, ill never match up...oh yea...IM DEAD MORON!!!"- Snowclaw and Loneclaw

"I've travelled ALL over the island....and you ask me where I've been?"
-RazorEdge

"Sheesh. I had to run god knows how far just to ask a question!!! How stupid is that?!"
-Blizzard

"Ya, my brothers an a*shole."
-Doom

"He nearly scared the life out of me! All he had to do was ask!"
-Emerald

Snowclaw "I still have a girl friend!"
Loneclaw *Mumbles* "Didn't she get raped?"
Snowclaw:

"I have no funtion in my left eye....GIMME A PIRATE HAT AND EYE PATCH AND IM READY FOR THE POTC RPG!"-Jagged Eye

"Who have I met? Well let's see....Crusher, Greeneye, Scarback, Doom, Blizzard, Emerald, Blade, RawHide, SharpClaw, Redeye, OrangeSail, Steeltalon, Silver and Darkness......I think that's all of them."-RazorEdge


"RUN!!!! THERE'S A REX COMING, MORON!!!!"-Doom.

"LEAVE ME THE &*%^ ALONE *&#$@ !!"- Aircrest

"I used to be a kittypet, but compared to some of the warriors in the other Clans...I'm vicious!" -Fireflower

"Yeah... I like someone from another Clan... What? You wanna fight about it?" -Snowtail

Seatopians: We come in peace, take us to your leader!
Vortika *after shooting the Seatopians* We... dont

Compy Scavenger wrote:Seatopians: We come in peace, take us to your leader!
Vortika *after shooting the Seatopians* We... dont

Yea, that was pretty funny... But Megalon didn't like that...