Ladies and gentlemen, I'm certain you are all aware of the Lock Ness Monster. Well, here in the Pacific Northwest, there is said to live a relative of Nessie called Caddy, or Cadborosaurus. This creature has been sighted for many, many years, but now, we have actual, undeniable fotage of the creature! SUCK IT, MAINSTREAM PALEONTOLOGISTS!!!
Anyways, This is simply too good of a chance to miss out on. If anyone needs me, I'll be swimming with the fishes to find this creature...
